Mallory Schlossberg

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Revisiting 5 Pieces Of Single Lady Literature Now That I’m In A Relationship

Okay, so I'm in a relationship - and I met him online. I swear, 38th time's the charm, right? Yes, I did keep track. Once you're in double digits and you keep failing, it seems important to keep count. But Number 38, who eventually became my boyfriend, is great. He's smart, funny, charming, and when he asked…

By: Mallory Schlossberg / September 16, 2013

Girl Talk: I Will Not Pretend To Like Sports For Guys Anymore

I've recently come to terms with something: I don't like sports. This should have been obvious to me a long time ago -- like, we're talking in kindergarten when I quit my soccer team because I was never the goalie (or as I saw it, the person who just got to stand there and do…

By: Mallory Schlossberg / July 1, 2013

The Soapbox: I’m Short, But That Doesn’t Mean You Can Treat Me Like A Child

I have a specific problem when it comes to dating. I mean, I have many problems (I'm attracted to unavailable guys, ranging from gay men to to fictional characters), but there's one that has significantly affected me. I'm short. I'm 4'11''. I've been this size since I was about 12 years old. So, NO, to…

By: Mallory Schlossberg / May 6, 2013

Girl Talk: My Hot And Cold Relationship With OKCupid

It's that time of the year when people are having drinks outside, couples are PDA-ing, and I'm re-activating my OKCupid profile. I have a notorious reputation for constantly deleting and reactivating that damned profile. I believe in Internet love! No, I'm a misanthrope! I want to find my soul mate! Soul mates don't exist! You…

By: Mallory Schlossberg / April 23, 2013