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15 Sexy Celebs Who Showed Off Their Assets In Print

Sexy Celebs Who Showed Off Their Assets In Print
Boobs will suffice, but a couple of ass cheeks are twice as nice! As someone who hasn’t been blessed in the ta-ta department and has more than her share in the trunk, I love to see cleavage playing second fiddle to cute booties in celeb photoshoots. Keep clicking to see which sexy celebs have directed the camera towards their ass-ets…

5 Things You Should Know About Joel Edgerton

We have ourselves a new Tom Buchanan, folks. It has just been announced that Aussie actor, Joel Edgerton, will be replacing Ben Affleck in Baz Luhrmann’s 3D version of “The Great Gatsby.” Affleck, who dropped out because of scheduling conflicts, is just the kind of A-Lister we would expect to see amongst the all-star cast, which includes Leonardo DiCaprio, Tobey Maguire, and Carey Mulligan. So who is this guy tackling the role of Tom, Daisy’s millionaire, white supremacist husband? After the jump, five things you should know about Joel Edgerton, a guy you’re going to be seeing a whole lot of on the silver screen. Keep reading »

30 Sexy Celebs Gone Braless

Sexy Celebs Gone Braless!
Guys, I’d like to come to the defense of Lindsay Lohan. No, not for stealing/”borrowing” that jewelry. And not for making the movie “I Know Who Killed Me,” either. No, I’d like to defend Lindsay for showing up to her first day of community service without a bra on. Because who among us hasn’t walked out of the house without a bra on and realized a half hour later that maybe going without was a bad idea? Happened to me the other day. I went to walk my dog and pick up some tacos for lunch wearing just a loose sweatshirt. I took a look at myself when I passed a reflective surface and, holy crap, I did not realize my tits so obviously jiggled. I felt almost naked. I crossed my arms and hurried home, sans tacos. So, I’ve been there, Linds. I stand with you in stupidly bra-less solidarity. And so do these 29 other sexy braless stars!

Love The One You’re With: Celebrity Sex Dolls

Celebrity Sex Dolls
Ah, to be famous. All that caviar. The damned paparazzi! You spend your days wandering around in a mansion, wondering what the true meaning of life is. If only we, the plebes, could be so lucky. Of course, celebrity does have a dark side! It’s not all cupcakes, rainbows, and baths in hundred dollar bills! Sometimes, unfortunate photographs of you sunbathing naked in Barbados wind up on the internet. Perhaps you really didn’t want to have people videotaping that late-night trip you took to the drugstore for tampons. And then, for a not so lucky few, you just might find out that, gasp, you’ve been turned into a celebrity sex doll.

Like Miley Cyrus, for example. The “Hannah Montana” star, who turned 18 last November, has been immortalized in the form of a “Finally Miley” sex doll (although we’ve seen another version of the doll’s packaging that says “Finally Mylie”), complete with “three achy love holes.” So. Wrong. Even more disturbing? This love doll sold out in less than 48 hours. What a world we live in. [NY Daily News]

Mon dieu! What’s a celeb to do? Hope it’s a decent replica, for chrissake. Check out some other infamous celebrity sex dolls.

17 Celebrity Nip Slips (NSFW)

Milla Jovovich had a rogue Hersey’s Kiss caught under her dress at Mikhail Gorbachev’s 80th birthday bash on Wednesday. Oh wait, that’s not a Hersey’s Kiss … it’s her nipple. While embarrassing for her, it was the best birthday gift Gorby could have wished for. Sometimes nipples have a mind of their own and we just have to let them be free. Click through to see some more celebrity nip slips. Totally NSFW, for the record. [Best Week Ever] Keep reading »

10 Famous Merkins On Screen (NSFW)

Famous Merkins On Screen
Actors who are committed to their craft will go to great lengths to ensure that they’re portraying their character as realistically as possible. In some case, that means wearing a merkin. A merkin, for those of you who don’t know, is a pubic wig. It’s donned by actors and actresses who need their down-there hair to fit the time period of the film they’re in. And considering most actresses likely engage in some sort of pubic grooming, a merkin ensures they can play the part realistically without having to grow their own pubes out accordingly. Additionally, a merkin can work as a sort of shield for the actor’s own sexy bits, if they’re not comfortable showing them off. Evan Rachel Wood had her first experience with going full-frontal on film when she was making the upcoming HBO movie, “Mildred Pierce.” alongside merkin expert Kate Winslet. “I was a lot more nervous than I thought I was going to be,” she said. “I looked at Kate and she was like, ‘You’ve got to do it. Trust me, it’s so brave. Put a merkin on and you’ll be fine.’ … Let’s just say, I had to wear a wig because it was in the ’30s, and everything had to look like it was in the ’30s.” In other words, expect bush — lots of bush — when the film debuts March 27. [XfinityTV.com] The merkin has become a popular prop in many mainstream movies. Here’s a look back at other famous moments in pubic-wiggery.

10 Sex Toys In Disguise

Sex Toys In Disguise
Sex toys make for adult fun, but nothing can kill the party in your pants quite like having your dirty little secret exposed. Manufacturers have risen to the challenge and have created clever packages for your naughty toys that even Nancy Drew wouldn’t be able to figure out. Phew! Check out 10 sex toys in disguise to help you get off without raising an eyebrow, after the jump…

Hello, Superman: 5 Things You Should Know About Henry Cavill

Faster than a speeding bullet, British actor Henry Cavill swooped in and snagged the role of Superman (and his equally hot yet mortal alter-ego, Clark Kent) in the new film directed by Zack Snyder. This guy must have acting skills of kryptonite because he beat out both Joe Manganiello and Jon Hamm for the role. I wonder who will be his Lois Lane? I certainly wouldn’t mind getting into a phone booth with him. After the jump five things you need to know about the man behind the cape. Keep reading »

10 Crazy Sexual Practices We Were Totally Unaware Of

Pony Play
Pony play is erotic or non-sexual role play where one person is the animal and one is the owner. It is often used in a BDSM context where the submissive person is humiliated by being treated as an animal. PETA can’t be happy about this. Stomp! Whinny! Neigh!

5 Things You Should Know About Malin Akerman

I’m a little bit sad for Lindsay Lohan. The producers of the Linda Lovelace biopic “Inferno” decided that they’ve waited long enough for the young starlet to get herself together and have replaced her with actress Malin Akerman. Producer Chris Hanley explains, “For herself and her career in general it was really her decision to just focus on getting better psychologically. Malin was passionate to take this challenge of the role to task and we feel she has the talent to meet that challenge.” [People]

I guess Lindsay got burned by the inferno and in the meantime, the producers drummed up as much press as they possibly could from the situation. No matter, though. Malin is actually a great choice to replace Lohan. In case you have no idea who I’m talking about, we rounded up five things you should know about Malin. Keep reading »

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