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The Frisky staff agrees on many things. We disagree on lots too. One of those things happens to be the weather. Crazy, layer-loving Jessica is thrilled that “colder weather” is on its way, while I am already anticipating an early start to my usual bout of winter-induced seasonal depression. Ahh, well. I can’t always get my way. Keep clicking to see what we’re wearing today…
I’m baaaaaack! Did you miss me? While it super fun working from Jamaica last week, I am happy to be back amongst my Frisky people. Click onward to see what we’re wearing today! (Bonus! A photo of me kissing a dolphin!)
Beyonce announced her pregnancy just over a week ago and already the hype about Babyonce is more than most of us receive in a lifetime … and its life hasn’t even begun. With Beyonce as a mother andJay-Z as a father, speculations are already being made about the child’s ability to sing/dance/eventually take over the world. What if the kid comes out plain or not-so-bright? What if it wants to be a teacher or a construction worker and not a pop star? Even if it chooses to go into the entertainment biz, could it ever live up to the greatness of its parents? Too much pressure! A lifetime of therapy just waiting to happen! It almost makes one grateful to have come from humble beginnings. Almost. Click through to see some more celebrity spawns that were born with big shoes to fill and how they’ve managed so far.
Labor Day weekend is finally upon us. It will be the perfect opportunity to wear all your white clothes before it’s too late. Is anybody doing anything fun, by the way? Amelia tells me she will be swimming with dolphins. Yep, I’m still jealous. Click through to see our last outfits of summer.
I’ve already lived through a time when it was trendy for men to wear pants so tight that you could see their junk jiggling before your eyes. Luckily, I wasn’t dating in the ’80s and had no idea what “junk” was, so it didn’t affect me directly. If celebrities are accurate predictors of what regular dudes will soon be wearing, prepare yourself to encounter another round of lycra-tastic sexiness this season. Leggings for men are back, bitch! Lil’ Wayne wasn’t embarrassed to rock these skin-tight women’s leopard print jeggings at the VMAs. Nor should he have been. Dare I say he looked kind of hot? [NY Daily News] Click through to see some more meggings. Related: Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs
Cover your lady parts. Cross your legs tight. Gird your loins! Prepare yourself mentally for these cautionary tales about the most bizarre vagina mishaps. I’m sorry. It’s for your own good. You need to know how to protect your ladyflowers in times of crisis. Click through to find out about the craziest vagina accidents ever. Related: The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever