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I’ve already lived through a time when it was trendy for men to wear pants so tight that you could see their junk jiggling before your eyes. Luckily, I wasn’t dating in the ’80s and had no idea what “junk” was, so it didn’t affect me directly. If celebrities are accurate predictors of what regular dudes will soon be wearing, prepare yourself to encounter another round of lycra-tastic sexiness this season. Leggings for men are back, bitch! Lil’ Wayne wasn’t embarrassed to rock these skin-tight women’s leopard print jeggings at the VMAs. Nor should he have been. Dare I say he looked kind of hot? [NY Daily News] Click through to see some more meggings. Related: Nerd Girl Porn: Men With Moobs
Cover your lady parts. Cross your legs tight. Gird your loins! Prepare yourself mentally for these cautionary tales about the most bizarre vagina mishaps. I’m sorry. It’s for your own good. You need to know how to protect your ladyflowers in times of crisis. Click through to find out about the craziest vagina accidents ever. Related: The 13 Craziest Penis Accidents Ever
Orgasms are lots of fun; there’s no disputing that. But there is oh-so-much more to the female orgasm than we knew. After the jump, five things that you might not have known about the complex, mysterious, multi-purpose, almighty O. Related: 10 Crazy Sexual Practices We Were Unaware Of
Gillian Anderson just made “X-Files” fans cream their pants yet again: the actress told Out Magazine that she had a relationship with a girl throughout high school! But she is more comfortable calling herself a bisexual, or perhaps using no label, because her subsequent relationships have been with dudes. She also says because she knew she was attracted to men, so she didn’t feel especially stigmatized. “If I had thought I was 100 percent gay, would it have been a different experience for me? Would it have been a bigger deal if shame had been attached to it and all those things that become huge life-altering issues for youngsters in that situation?” Anderson said. ”It’s possible that my attitude around it came, on some level, from knowing that I still liked boys.” She also added in Out, “I don’t think I’ve ever followed convention by choice. By default, maybe, but not by choice.” Call yourself whatever you want, Gillian — we are girl-crushing so hard. [New York Post, Out]
Gillian Anderson isn’t the first lady to confess to a lesbian affair. After the jump, meet seven more ladies with Sapphic inclinations.
According to the National Enquirer, Rihanna and Drake were spotted on a sex toy shopping spree at an adult emporium in Canada. Her cart was allegedly filled with whips, handcuffs, a riding crop, pasties, a collar and leash, a gimp hood, and … wait for it … a chocolate penis. Although this sex toy haul is hearsay, we wouldn’t be surprised if it were true, though maybe slightly embellished. I mean, what are they planning to do with a chocolate penis? RiRi has confirmed in the past her affinity for a little kink in the boudoir. “I think I’m a bit masochistic … I love to be tied up and spanked. I like to be whipped … But I prefer to be spontaneous. Using whips and chains is too planned … you have to stop and look for the whip. I prefer them to use their hands.” [National Enquirer, NW] She’s not the only celeb that likes to get freaky. Click through to see some more famous ladies who have copped to being kinksters. Related: 17 Photos Proving Rihanna Can’t Stop Touching Herself
Since it’s The Frisky’s 7 Days To A Prettier Place week, we are showing off our humble abodes. My apartment would be considered large and in charge by New York standards, but don’t get too jealous. I live in a less desirable outer borough, I have a roommate, and the best thing about my apartment is also its Achilles heel — it hasn’t been remodeled since 1970. Literally. Sometimes I want to pull up the red shag carpeting or lime green, floral linoleum myself, but hey, I rent. My 80-year-old Greek landlord who lives downstairs would be displeased. Instead of fighting the apartment’s kitschy vibe, my roommate and I have tried to embrace it full-on. Check out the rest of my groovy grandma pad after the jump.
Since it’s The Frisky’s 7 Days To A Prettier Place week, we’re showing off our humble abodes. Mine is humble in many ways, but absolutely wonderful in others. For starters, it is on the petite side; like Kate’s, my place clocks in at around 450 square feet, although it’s laid out like a studio rather than a one bedroom. I have to say, it’s all the space I actually need. Sure, I would like to have an indoor hammock and a kitchen with decent counter space and a clawfoot bathtub, but considering it’s just me and little Lucca, our south-facing apartment with views of all three bridges is pretty damn sweet. So, allow me to welcome you into my apartment. Get comfortable, stay awhile, would you like a Diet Coke?
You can always count on Lil’ Kim to change up her
face style game. For a while she was looking a bit like Kim Kardashian’s distant, older relative, but all that changed when she got rid of her eyebrows. She didn’t need those things anyway. This particular trend would look ridiculous on me, but I marvel at women who can pull it off. Click through to see what I’m talking about.
I wasn’t sure at first why Kim Kardashian and Kris Humphries were inspired torush to the altar. Now I know. The expensive gifts! I took a gander at Kim and Kris’ Gearys Beverly Hills registry and found that, for the same cost as the items with which they wish to grace their home, they could feed an entire third world country. Recession? What recession? [Celebitchy]
Leave it to Taylor Momsen to push the envelope by flashing her barely legal breasts onstage to a crowd at the Download Festival. Her parents must be so proud. I hope she got some beads at least. [Coed]
Click through to see some more memorable moments of famous ladies flashing the goods.