Ring the alarm and open up your Snapchat: Kylie Jenner and Tyga have broken up. In related news, Blacc Chyna, aka Angela Renee Kardashian, is having a fabulous fucking 2016.
TMZ reports that the 18-year-old mogul with her own mansion and the dude who sings “Rack City” called it quits for good this… READ MORE »
Just when you thought we were finally done with hearing about this monster, child murderer pops up with more garbage news: George Zimmerman is attempting to sell the gun used to kill Trayvon Martin, CNBC reports.
A “gun broker website” (that I certainly will not name nor send traffic to) has allowed Zimmerman to list the Kel-Tec PF-9 9mm weapon… READ MORE »
Desiigner’s “Panda,” better known as a song that’s very catchy the tenth time you hear it, now has a music video. It was released on Tidal and you can watch Desiigner steal a car and end up in the “white BMW X6″ referenced in the song’s lyrics. As per an interview with Complex in February,… READ MORE »
I say this with a probably unhealthy about of love for both parties: Justin Bieber is starting to look like Britney Spears circa 2007. His latest move is an Instagram announcement that he won’t take pictures with fans because he “feels like a zoo animal.”
That new policy could seem isolating for someone who makes a living from… READ MORE »
Goodbye, idyllic suburban images, because there’s now a sex theme park opening in Brazil. Anyone who has visited Brazil can tell you that parts of it are already something of a sex theme park, but now at least they’ll be able to charge entry. The park will be named, quite obviously, Erotikaland. Some of my fondest… READ MORE »
Chrissy Teigen and Kim Kardashian, two new moms who are great at social media, got gifts this week. You can tell a lot about a person by her shopping list, and both Teigen and Kardashian celebrated their little ones with push presents. Urban Dictionary defines “push present” as a “gift (usually of high quality) given to a… READ MORE »
Beyoncé’s new visual album “Lemonade” — which many are reading as her side of a story of Jay-Z’s affair — debuted this weekend. For some of us, that means we pull up a chair and block off an evening while Beyoncé pairs human emotions with superhuman talent in front of our weeping eyes. Maybe we take a… READ MORE »
If there’s one piece of drama that spiraled out of control this week, it was the primary elections. Just kidding! It was the turmoil over at Live! With Kelly & Michael, which picked up rapid-fire speed and is showing no signs of stopping. Didn’t have time to follow the emotional roller coaster of feuding talk show hosts? Left floating adrift… READ MORE »
This is going to be our year, you guys. We’re going to work coconut oil into our goddamn beauty routine if it kills me. And by “it” I mean the four tubs of Trader Joe’s oil precariously stacked in my pantry. Let’s start where it really matters —with how to use coconut oil on your face. Smooth legs are great, but… READ MORE »
The new season of Inside Amy Schumer premiered last night, which means our girl is back to comfort us about every woman’s rights issue we should probably be crying about. First up: Healthcare. In once sketch, Amy plays a woman just trying to get her annual pap smear. (She’s just like me, except with a perfect blowout.)… READ MORE »
You could wash your hair every day, or you could live your damn life. The good news is messy buns and the return of the “fashion hoodie” mean greasy hair isn’t always something to worry about. The great news is there are plenty of ways to make hair less greasy if you’re so inclined. Step away from the shower, keep… READ MORE »
There are two things wrong with my face. One, my right eye is bigger than my left. Two, I’m constantly dealing with scars from the cystic acne that I can’t ward off with an army of lotions, potions, and crystals. The age-old question — how to get rid of acne? — is one I’ve been asking in front of… READ MORE »
There are many ways to get famous in this world, and 90% of them have to do with Kylie Jenner. But Mara Teigen, 21-year-old friend of Kylie, has managed to transcend her reality star-adjacent status to become… something. She’s now the Model Who Looks Like Angelina Jolie.
Mara Teigen is… READ MORE »
Chris Brown, woman batterer, is releasing a new documentary entitled Welcome to My Life. It would be difficult to not touch on Rihanna in a Chris Brown documentary, but there’s something about Brown hinging his trailer his domestic abuse scandal that just doesn’t sit right with me. It’s as if he’s saying “Yes, we all know I’m… READ MORE »