Lauren Duca

Lauren Duca is uncomfortable talking about herself in the third person but has heard that it can be effective for things like this. She is a writer, reporter and L.A. Press Club award-winner, which is annoying because it significantly reduces her ability to make self-deprecating jokes in this bio. Her work can be found in The Guardian and New York magazine, in addition to other places including a weird scrap book her parents have been making since she was in kindergarten.

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Entertainment

Possible titles include, “Bitch Better Have My Nuance.” READ MORE »


News

A new report in The Sun tells the story of a man who is so extremely goddamn woke he gets period cramps. READ MORE »


News

In a way, the answer is: all of us. READ MORE »


Celebs

UFC Champion and beautiful hero this world barely deserves Ronda Rousey has declared that her spirit animal is a dolphin, and yes, it’s because of the sex reasons.

In a Draftkings segment titled Face-To-Face, she sat down with Odell Beckham Jr. to talk about nude photoshoots and their fav animals. Beckham Jr. said he… READ MORE »


Celebs

This headline was supposed to be something about Jim Carrey leaving a disproportionately large tip at a restaurant in New York recently, but, guess what? I am not playing this fucking game anymore. Nope, sorry, I’m not doing it.

Apparently, Jim Carrey left a $225 tip on a $151 bill. And, just to scene-set… READ MORE »


News

A trans junior from Tremper High School in Kenosha, Wisconsin has successfully rallied for the right to run for prom king, also winning our hearts along the way, seriously, this kid is a goddamn hero.

Ash Whitaker began his fight, along with an ongoing crusade to use the boys’ bathroom, by simply signing up… READ MORE »


News

A butcher in Paris has created a meat vending machine, despite a meat vending machine being the most beautiful American thing I can possibly imagine.

There are lots of butcher shops in the area, but sometimes they close when people are (probably drunk) and still want meats. And so, geniuses Florence and Michel… READ MORE »


Entertainment

I can’t stop watching the new trailer for this movie about Blake Lively hiding from a shark on a rock. If you think that’s belittling or reductive, no, you’re wrong. The IMDb synopsis reads, “A young woman is stranded alone on a buoy with a great white shark circling the waters between her and the… READ MORE »


Entertainment

In a new interview with the Schön Magazine (it’s Australian, Idk), Iggy Azalea says that she had a “psychotic breakdown” last year–and, listen, I am going to tell you upfront, that you should NOT make a joke about that being the reason she thought she was a black woman from the American south. That would be… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

The hottest new betting sensation is: your unborn child!  READ MORE »


Entertainment

So, Sarah Silverman dressed up as Adolf Hilter in order to reject comparisons between the evil, fascist mass murderer and Donald Trump. “Don’t get me wrong,” she said on Conan as Hitler. “I agree with a lot of what [Trump] says. Like, 90 percent of what he says, I’m like, ‘This guy gets it.’ I just don’t… READ MORE »


News

The more time they spend around each other, the more it becomes obvious that this is more than bromance. READ MORE »



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