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For The Week Of February 15-21, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Listening to someone go off insanely is not your idea of a fun time. Though, this week you’re going to have to give some compassion to get to the sweet nectar of your baby — he or she will be in control of the emotional strings, like an erratic puppet master. Just go with it, because when all is said and done, you’ll have played your part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

In the whole scheme of things, you should have a pretty exciting week of romance, friendships and even a few surprise thrills. The catch, though: the timeline of it all will be wacky and unless you maintain a sense of humor and see the picture as a whole, with some character, then all the sublime magic will be lost.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Take a deep breath, because just when you thought your plate was full enough, in comes more piles to expand your life to a new proportion of craziness. Thankfully, this will all be exciting and fun, fully putting you at mover and shaker levels. However, if for any reason you don’t enjoy this, well, then, you have just learned to be careful about what you wish for.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You have so many talents. Too bad emotional dealings aren’t always one of them. A lot of times you like to see what you want to see. This week, be prudent with deciphering things you hear and the actions you witness. Not all will add up equally, which could lead you to redrawing a game plan. No matter, this might just be what you need to do to score that winning point anyway.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t get caught up on the small things you hear or see, because they’ll only sidetrack you from what really matters and ultimately cause you to sabotage yourself from seeing the obvious. Your life is on a trajectory that should be thrilling and exciting: accept it and love it. Otherwise, being your own cockblocker won’t win you any satisfaction.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Thinking selfishly has its own merits and this is your time to get ahead because of it. The good news is that what is good for you will have effects that trickle down and benefit everyone, so even when you aren’t thinking about it, you are doing good. Just don’t get sidetracked by another’s moaning and complaining — if you stop even once, it’ll kill your momentum.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There’s no reason to be so shy. The signs are all there and it’s about reading them confidently. Besides, you know what you want and if you don’t make the effort, only you will be to blame. Not to say you have to do all the work, but at the least, send back signals and get the ball rolling. Otherwise, sticking to the status quo will mean a missed opportunity.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Take the time to chill out and play the observer right now. If your honey is being shady as of late, he will eventually mess up on his own when given enough rope. However, don’t be too stuck on seeing something if it’s not there either. This is when your discrimination will count for something; it will enable you to decipher the truth from what you really want to see.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Fantasyland is just a few hours away and it can make you fall in love all over again. All you have to do is plan a last-minute surprise getaway with your baby and top-shelf romance is yours for the taking. If you’re single, this works well for you too; when you hop out of town, you never know whom you’ll meet around the corner of somewhere you’ve never been.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Beware of the powers of a pretty face. Although the picture might seem perfect, everything beneath the surface is far from what it seems. If you even try to tempt this act of fate, you will find yourself falling fast down a slippery slope, which will have you paying a heavy price for being able to look but to never really touch.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Who cares whatever anyone tells you or even what you want to tell yourself, because if you hold back on any of your feelings now, you’ll regret it. Not to say all is finite with your actions, but you’ll have a major opportunity to score some super hot love that is only for now. Although you can opt to sit back and see how it plays out, why wait for lukewarm seconds?

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your libido will be cranking out the best sex you’ve had to offer in a while. Your brain will be floating at a new level that will make you more creative and inspired than usual. However, there is no need to advertise this, as those who deserve it will magically be in line to reap the rewards. Besides, if it’s not going to happen organically, it shouldn’t happen at all!

Ask The Astrosexologist: How Much Patience Should I Have Waiting For A Scorpio’s Commitment?

I’m a Taurus and have been spending a lot of time with a Scorpio and it’s taking forever to find out if this is going to go past friendship. My sign is notorious for patience, and his is notorious for taking a while to commit, no? We’re not getting younger and while I’m a smitten kitten, I want the lion’s share of the good stuff. How long should I be prepared to wait, or should I move along already? – Fixed

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For The Week Of February 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’ll be feeling your honey in a deeper and more pleasing way and it’ll make you want to rearrange your life to make more space for bonding. However, your time is tight, so it will take some innovation and calling in favors. Thankfully, the universe is on your side and if you ask, you shall receive.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you take a chance on love, it’ll happen. Dreams, wishes, and all that is fantastical are possible now. All you have to do is trust. Go ahead, let go of the logic and act accordingly, because blind faith will work and leading yourself around by instincts will bring surprises that’ll have you grasping for air and curling your toes in scenarios that’ll confirm destiny is real.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Getting laid this week should be like shooting fish in a barrel. If you are over that phase of tawdry sex, then replace that with having romance, because, as it happens to be, you’ll be in top form. The energy you radiate will magnetize hot ass to you, at your disposal. Yes, you’ll have so many options, who knows when you’ll ever have time to come up for air.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Nobody can tell you what to do, so if you think you should sit back and let that someone bark orders at you and think they can get away with it, make them think again. Put your foot down and start a revolution! Remember, you’re a hot and sexy badass who calls the shots. If they can’t understand that and see it, well, they’ll never know how to appreciate you either.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everyone can be an amazing communicator. As much as you’d love to hear certain words that touch the sweetest part of you, forget it. Instead, know you’ll have to read in-between the lines to get to the heart of the situation. The good news is that once you sort it out, you will realize the sweetest part of you can be reached in many different and intriguing ways.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your mouth will be moving much faster than your brain or your heart, and that can lead you into some compromising positions over this week. However, no matter how ridiculous you may feel at times or how brash the comments that fly from you are, stick with it and go with it. Standing your ground and flexing your power are your hottest moves yet.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Drawing boundaries is necessary this week. There will be people you don’t want to do but who might harass you into feeling compassion, which might trigger you into savior mode. While you know you are smarter than this, when it comes to emotional ambushes, you aren’t the strongest, which means knowing when to hold them and definitely knowing when to fold them.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

We all have something seedy in our past that haunts us, but if you can keep a sense of humor when it reappears, then all is good. So, as a score comes around to be settled this week, prep your armor with apathy. It’s your only mechanism to generate laughter, at least of the false kind. As long as you fake it until you can make it and never let them see you cry, all will be A-OK.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your popularity will be soaring and that might make that certain someone not so happy — it’ll mean sharing you. While this might irritate you initially, as you will have to stop everything every so often to baby the hell out of that special someone, suck it up. The rewards will come later. At the least, realize this beats dating those emotionally unavailable losers.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The truth will set you free, so brace yourself as you hear news that might not be music to your ears, but will give you a sense of clarity when it comes to a confusing situation that has been teetering on the fence and making you uncertain of your next steps. Thankfully, this is your week to make that next move and on no uncertain terms.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The things tickling your fancy this week won’t be obvious. Suddenly, you will realize that you are slowly slipping into an obsession for the oddest of choices. However, not all strains of passion have to be malicious and have you scraping your ego from the bottom of a shoe. So, play back this game and show a little intrigue and lots of skin.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Love is in the air and it’s circling all around you. Seems there’s no stopping you and your boo from going that extra mile now, as you’ve reached a place in your relationship that’ll really prove to you, him and everyone how in sync you two are. Just one warning though, actions speak louder than words; so forget the urge to gloat, as that’ll be the end to your new blissful beginning.

Ask The Astrosexologist: My Gemini BF’s OCD Ways Are Driving Me Crazy!

I’m a Libra and he’s a Gemini. In some ways we are alike and others we are very different. We both have some anxiety, a tendency to be quite anal and organized, but I try not to let it get to me, whereas he has anxiety about it. For example, if his room isn’t clean, suddenly it will get to him and he MUST organize it. Right NOW. Things like that.

I’d like to think, however, that we’re both fun-loving and outgoing, and he just has anxiety about little things. If he loses something, he has to find it IMMEDIATELY. If he can’t find it, he replaces it immediately. I am tired of dumping out all of my stuff in my purse, duffel bag, etc., to find what he will inevitably find in five minutes with some basic searching. My deal: how do I handle him (sometimes) making a mountain out of dung?! Will he ever change? I hate picking up his anxiety and then five minutes later, he’s over it and I’m all stressed out! – Attempting to Chill

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VITAL STATS
Born:
October 11,1977 in Spring, Texas
Sun Sign: Libra
Ascendant: unknown
Moon: Libra
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Virgo
Mars: Cancer

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For The Week Of February 1-7, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

It’s not just about hearing the right things, because words mean nothing without the actions to back them up. So, as you’re being seduced by words that might cause you to lie down and open wide, do think first before making any big jumps. There is nothing wrong with creating a little anticipation and making sure someone is putting his “money” where his mouth wants to be.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It might feel as if you have to fight circumstance to get to the creamy nougat this week, but consider it all foreplay, as delays will be increasing the drama of your story. Think of this like adding character. And if the finale isn’t as banging as the lead-in, at least you still will have something to talk about, and sometimes that is all one can ask for.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Sorry to say, but expect your aggravation levels to hit a new level of high and your patience to drop to dwarfed levels. However, nothing like hitting rock bottom to bounce you back sky-high. Yes, seems someone knows how to press those buttons of yours in just that way that has even you surprised at how fast your defenses and panties can drop.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You don’t work well when planning too far ahead, so forget thinking about anything other than the moment. This week, it’s all about spontaneity and flying by the seat of your pants. If you go about romance this way, you’ll be bottomless by the week’s end, with legs flying high in the air. However, who winds up being your co-pilot will be the part that’ll shock you the most.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Some patience is needed. It’ll take a little bit of talking and negotiating to get you and your boo back on the same page. Not to say there’s going to be a big drama, but if you don’t talk it out now, it can escalate. So, nip this baby in the bud and get your minor agitations out on the table — and don’t worry, no matter how tiny this talk, the make-up sex will still be just as big.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

No matter how hard your honey, or whoever is caught on your hook, is pulling you, you’re under no obligation to put in more effort than you feel. After all, this isn’t the time to give mixed signals or try to kid yourself into feeling more than you do or having them think you want to go places you really don’t. Not to say you’re not totally feeling it, but how much is debatable.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’re born under one of the most psychic signs of the zodiac; so when you are feeling something strange and you can’t place your finger on it; don’t just sweep it under the rug. Dig further for facts, even if you are scared. A little pain today is a lot less damaging than a snowball of calamity later. Do your homework now; have all the answers later.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’ll be in full creeping mode and ready to get a party started, but too bad your friends have turned into blobby homebodies. Never mind, time to work your cheerleading skills and get them out and bouncing about town. If you want any now, you’ll need your friends to help, because judgment will be way too off if left to your own horny devices.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Winter’s harshness is setting in and the last thing you will want to deal with is your libido. Instead, expect all your energies to focus on nesting and career. Sure, you can attempt to get busy and all, but your brain just won’t really trigger that way. However, if your baby needs getting off, a few dirty texts and pics will do the trick.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eyes are going to be bigger than your stomach, but that doesn’t mean you shouldn’t try to swallow all the excitement anyway. Ambition is a good thing and showing your enthusiasm will put you in a fabulous light with that special someone, even if you don’t have all the power to deliver what you thought. Whatever, he’ll assume it’s you being a tease and it’ll buy you time.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’ve never been one to be obvious, but this week, if your boo isn’t getting the messages that you are sending through the intense and hot sex you are giving, then reconsider what you are up against. You do your best communicating through your body and if someone can get you on that level, what are they ever truly going to get? Sex should never be a mute expedition.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

The power of love will be tossing your life into all sorts of odd positions and it’ll feel as if you’re losing footing with yourself — but don’t worry, that just means time to hold on tighter. When one part of your life goes up, another eventually has to go down. It’s physics and it’s happening in your life now. No matter, a little bit of drama won’t hurt, least of all an emotional tank like you.

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