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For The Week Of April 26-May 2, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

If you want that someone to take you seriously, you are going to have to start by sticking to your word. If you’ve set rules then abide by them all the time. No more testing one another out, by throwing baited words out there to see how he reacts and then doing whatever you want. As it goes, right now you aren’t the only one doing some undercover investigating.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You are about to come onto a major win that’ll make you feel as if you should never doubt yourself again. Yes, good news is on its way, as you will hear back on a long drawn-out situation that has had you thrown around the spectrum of emotions. However, answers you seek aren’t going to be what you presumed. But don’t worry — all will be just as pretty.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

An old habit of yours that you hate will finally get its last hoorah before you put it away forever, to never see the light of day again. You are ready to start anew in some form or fashion, as something from your past will resurface to put the last nail in its coffin and to give you the ability to finally and fully exhale.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who cares about tomorrow when you have today? As opportunities pop up suddenly, take them and don’t think twice. Acting spontaneously now will reap the biggest rewards. Taking crazy chances is what truly puts you in your element and in exactly the right light to show that someone who you truly are and all the amazingness that you’ll bring.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t be scared to take advice from strangers — those with the most objective view about your life will have the best insight for you. Not to say you’re a total mess, but sometimes when you get too involved, you dig so deep that you can get too confused to know what’s up from down and, well, that can leave you looking in the wrong direction.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t be scared to follow love wherever you find it, even in the strangest of places, because as it goes, this week is when things get totally trippy and you’ll find yourself chasing a little dream far out of your comfort zone. Seem the things that once turned you out are no longer doing their job. The intrigue that comes your way now will be just the eye-opener you’re looking for.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Seems a major lesson is on its way and the catharsis it brings will give you a whole new way of seeing that certain someone. Don’t worry, this will improve your life and let you fill in those blanks that you have long wondered about. Seems the stories you tell yourself are way worse than reality, but do pray you don’t get too bored after all is said and done.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Making love, having sex and straight-up f**king are all different categories. If anyone wants to get with you, they need to place in the highest percentile in all areas. However, true champions are hard to come by, as not all can have such versatility. But as the stars align this week, seems that lucky unicorn that can poke and prod his way to the top of you will find his way home.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to make decisions, as the pressure is on. Seems there’ll be more than a few places to rest your weary head this week, and all options will seem to have interesting outcomes. However, there is no having your cake and eating it too, as sands of the hourglass are slipping. This means if you don’t make a choice now, you’ll have none to make later.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your charisma will be on and your life-of-the-party self will be ready to take on the world. Yes, a change of attitude will come on suddenly, putting you in a whole new confident mode that will not only set you in a new direction, but also upgrade you to a new standard in love. Just don’t get too picky, as there’ll be several diamonds in the rough.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Who cares what is practical. It’s believing in the fantastical that’ll prove to be the most valuable lesson you can learn, as there is something coming on the horizon that is going to knock your socks and panties off, making you feel as if the world is finally on your side and ready to propel you to a position that always feels good.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Being friends with benefits is a beautiful thing when it starts off. But there is always a line in this situation, and once you cross it, you can’t go back. This week, you will be on that borderline and will have to think about the consequences, as the price to pay for more pleasure is about to hit an all-time high, and with not many more returns.

For The Week Of April 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love is a twisted psychological game that often makes no sense and, too bad for you, this week it goes up another degree of insanity. What you hear isn’t what you should pay attention to, not to say it has to be bad, but it won’t be correct. To make it through as unscathed as you can, do take it all in with a grain of salt, or the bitterness will be too much to bear.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When you truly speak your mind, it’s inevitable that you’re going to ruffle some feathers. However, if you don’t start revealing your needs now, you won’t be doing yourself any favors. The result will be you getting the short end of the stick, as a certain prospect won’t know how to fill in your blanks. Steering your fate now requires your words.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Promises you have made will come back to haunt you. A slip of the mind and a sudden opportunity clash and you need to choose between obligation and desire. Yes, your morals are going to be getting in the way, pressing on all your guilt buttons in a very irritating way. However, do realize being perfect is a thankless job.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This is your time to slowly start new routines and get more focused. Although you’re better running at maximum levels, this week you need to chill out and get back some perspective. All those ideas you’ve been wanting to set into motion need some more thought before you let them loose, so prepare now and ensure your success later.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just because he’s pretty doesn’t mean he’s right. Be wary of getting sucked into something less than ideal with someone who looks the part but can’t truly play that role. As it goes, red flags will be lighting up, so recognize them when they appear. Otherwise, talking yourself out of them now won’t result in a pretty sight later.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

It’s sexy to disagree — tension will make you hot and bothered with that certain someone. However, as much as you want to break free and not be consumed by these aggravations, you won’t be able to help it, and it’ll be through this weird obsessing that’ll come even stranger passions.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Listening is a skill you’re going to have to pull out and perfect, as reading in-between the lines and mixing in your own intuition properly will be key to unlocking your baby’s babble this week. In other words, it’s once again that unfortunate time when a deluge of passive-aggressive behaviors is coming and it’ll be time to play mommy again.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Regret is going to be wrapping your brain into quite a little tizzy, as you have to go forward on matters that didn’t have to be as serious but are so because of actions you set into motion in the past. Yes, drama, but whatever the case, this little nostalgic jaunt will get rid of any “what ifs” that have haunted you and will ultimately set you free.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

This is your time of year and no one should ruin your parade, least of all you. Put all that self-doubt and fear aside, no matter how hard you have to beat it back. Right now you are your own worst enemy, trying to dissect more out of a situation than is there. Seriously, no matter how hard you try to dig, some matters just aren’t that deep.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

No matter how easily you see answers, it doesn’t mean everyone else involved is going to have the same clarity. Sorry to say you are going to have to be patient for that someone to get with the program. That’s not to say they’re dumb, but their priorities aren’t the same as yours now. If you want it to sync up, unfortunately it’ll be you who has to do the waiting.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Be careful what you say and to whom, because not everyone will be accountable for his or her judgment and ability to protect you. If something really is so precious to you, keep it to yourself until you are feeling more secure, because, as of now, airing your vulnerabilities will only lead you to being open for haters to attack and try to destroy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Show some graciousness and watch the rewards come on in. While you’re the best at many things, you don’t always have to take home the prize. This week, let losing be your secret; let your baby think he knows better. Although he’ll initially be the only one to actually buy his own heroicness, the epic payback will make you a believer.

In Bed With … Reggie Bush

VITAL STATS
Born: March 2, 1985 in San Diego, California
Sun Sign: Pisces
Ascendant: unknown
Moon: Cancer
Mercury: Pisces
Venus: Aries
Mars: Aries

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Ask The Astrosexologist: Why Do I Want Him If I Don’t Even Really Like Him?

I am an Aquarius and the man in question is an Aries. He has a lot of good qualities and he’s always encouraged his guy friends to treat their women with love and respect. I like him; however, he has yet to take me on a real date. He wants me to come over, but only when his friends aren’t around. He said it would cause too much drama. All he wants to do is have sex. I did once and it wasn’t all it’s cracked up to be, but his kisses are magic.

Anyway, he asked for another chance to show he wants to be my boyfriend, so I said OK. We were going to go out yesterday, but plans changed — we wound up having sex, and then he got a call from his friends asking if he wanted to hang out and asked if I wanted to go. I wasn’t too thrilled, but said maybe. Then he said we’d have to take separate vehicles to avoid suspicion. It’s like he hit it then hit the road.

I can’t carry on a conversation without him trying to initiate sex. In person I just don’t feel connected. Sex feels disjointed too, but what’s messed up is how intensely I want him! What in the world should I do? – Doomed

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For The Week Of April 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Nobody has the right to judge you, and that even means you. While there are a lot of mess-ups that you think you could have avoided, dealing with them now will make you feel overwhelmed at times — just go into forward motion mode and ignore the rest. Making yourself your own worst enemy now won’t be pretty or reconcilable.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to love, sweet love, you will be the grandmaster of it all, as this week the powers of the universe are bestowing all their love energy onto you and making you one hot piece. If you are attached, expect you will get even more so. If you aren’t, then out of the rubble of your lost loves a new lust will rise that will make you speechless.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your sex appeal is a natural power you emanate and one that if you wield properly can win you a lot of favors. This week, it’ll be doubly so — use it to your advantage and think of these worshippers as your own personal servants. While there might be a king in this mix, it doesn’t mean you can’t claim the empire all on your own.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Watch out, fate is about to come in and swoop you away on a magical journey that will touch you down in a magical land far from your reality, bringing with it mystical awakenings and a passion so intense that you’ll feel the burn for days and the inspiration for a lifetime. However, be prepared: that may be the only evidence you’ll have for your time spent.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you want to win big, that means you have to play it large. This isn’t the time to be meager with anything; this is the time to go all the way and show your dedication. Seems there is a lot at stake now, as you are in a phase where things are going to either grow or wither away quickly, making it all about what you put in and having faith in the seemingly impossible.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be prepared to hear all sorts of craziness this week – it’ll seem as if the filter fell off your honey’s mouth and left him one unedited mess. While some of those random comments will have roots in passive-aggressiveness, the rest will be just pure insanity. To avoid going overboard, trudge through what was said to get to the points that actually matter.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Look out for number one and you won’t go wrong. Enough of putting your own feelings aside to accommodate others! After all, don’t you owe yourself some comfort? Of course you do, but no one is going to give that to you unless you give it to yourself first. Luckily, though, once you start to get in the gist of spoiling yourself, others will follow your lead.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Spring cleaning is in full effect. It’s time to close the book on dull chapters in your life that have been going nowhere. While the transition may cause a lull in your mood and life, take this as a time to recalibrate your brain and heart, because once the new cycle begins you better know where you want to go with it, as thinking fast is the prerequisite for your success.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Nobody is going to convince you of doing anything you don’t want to do, so don’t even bother being polite with listening to other options. However, with that said, be prepared to fight the fight, as it is obvious that you like challenges and taking the harder route. As they say, what doesn’t kill you makes you stronger.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

If it’s been way too long since your last dalliance, don’t hesitate to dial up friends who can hook you up. This is the week when friendships will matter, and getting a leg up on them will literally get some legs wrapped around you. Go ahead; share your thoughts, exact descriptions, needs, etc., as it’ll be your quickest, easiest and most accurate way of getting some.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Although it might feel as if you are trying to run uphill with your love life, don’t get discouraged now. A breakthrough is coming that will lead you to a whole new level of understanding and control. Yes, seems to be that the ball will soon be floating over to your court, but if you don’t want to screw it up, it’ll mean being ready to serve it right back with all you’ve got.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to nabbing the finest, you’re going to have to go out on that limb. While that certain someone has most definitely been sitting on his or her laurels long enough, it’ll take your last-ditch effort to incite the passion. Sure, you should never have to work this hard, but sometimes humility is just the thing you have to get in touch with to get that brass ring.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “My Long-Distance Man Won’t Use Labels”

I have been seeing this Sagittarius for a few months now. Things are going great and we are both really into each other. The only problem is we live on opposite sides of the country. He just happened to be in my area for work for around three months. Now that he has returned to his coast, he helped pay for a trip to go out and visit him and I have now met all of his friends, neighbors and co-workers (he took me to work to show me around).

Now, I am a Sagittarius as well, and the idea of commitment weirds me out too, but when the whole “what are we?” conversation came up, I was surprised when he told me he didn’t want a label. “Why ruin a good thing by putting a label on it. Why don’t we just see what happens and where things go?”

Normally this is a line guys use to tell you they want to date other people or don’t want anything serious and you aren’t much more than a fling. However, he isn’t actually seeing anyone else. He treats me like a queen, dotes on me and calls me, as well as texts me all the time, and has confessed to being very attached to me. What is his deal? — Confused

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