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For The Week Of June 28-July 4, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of ruling too hard with your iron fist, as in demanding too high of expectations, making it impossible for anyone to keep up with you. Call it being efficient or call it a defense mechanism, whichever it is, slow it down for just a moment and let the other catch up. Besides, it’ll feel nice with something hot on your tail again.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The frustration will seem palpable this week, as it seems as if you are always taking two steps forward and then three back. Life isn’t easy and sorry, there isn’t much you can do. Thankfully, you are the sign with tons of patience and grace under fire, and if you keep holding steady, you’ll find your just rewards are soon coming around the corner.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget standards, because the more you pile on to your “must have list,” the more you are boxing yourself in. Not to say you’re being too rigid, but you are white knuckling it enough to avoid jumping into anything else that’s vaguely different than what you envision. That can be your own method of subconscious self-sabotage. Just saying…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Time to own up to the truth and clear up old issues that keep popping up. Yes, time to humble yourself and offer up some apologies, as they are due. Not to say you have to beg, but some humility would be nice. Doing so will be quite the endearing way to open up your baby to you in just that special way that’ll make all feel new again.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ve spoken enough. Now, it’s time for your boo to have the platform and share his or her two cents. Yes, time for your honey to let loose and share their innermost ideals, complaints, and ideas for what is happening between the two of you. While it might sound harsh at times, if you want to move ahead, you’re going to have to listen.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean it’s okay to blindly go wherever your honey wants to go. While some ideas are totally up your alley, the rest won’t be music to your ears. To avoid obliterating your boundaries, speak up now or forever hold your peace, because it only takes one little lie now to start a snowball effect into misery.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is going to be entering a whole new zone where words will flow freely and emotions will be clarified, putting you both on the same page and creating a structure that will make day-to-day life more romantic than ever. While you thought routine was for the birds, you’ll be singing a new song as you find out it’s for lovebirds.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You might be feeling the love, but you won’t have time to show it, as your priorities elsewhere will make your honey low on the priority totem pole. However, as you already do too much in your relationship, consider this a nice change of pace, as you can now let honey flex his TLC muscles — and they do need work, as chances are they’re a bit atrophied by now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Chances are your love life has been less than satisfactory as of late, but this week, tides will turn and you’ll have much to celebrate, as unexpected twists are coming, turning your affairs from drab to fab. Yes, time to clean up the boudoir, pull out the lingerie and buy the jumbo box of condoms, because finally there’ll be a gentlemen caller or two who will know how to ring your bell.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve thrown the ball over to the other court and now all you can do is wait. While chances are you won’t get what you want on a silver platter ASAP, you have at least opened up a dialogue and now you can work the strategies. No, it’s not the most romantic journey, but sometimes it’s the destination that’ll make up for it all.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your brain will be shooting your mouth off faster than you will be able to control, but the good news is that the things that will fly out will be just what is needed to be said to that certain someone. Whether this is setting things in motion or back on track, rest assured that fate is taking the reins now and all will be back to your liking in just a few.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You might be feeling a bit more emotional these days, causing sudden outbursts that you can’t control and making you look like a mess. However, if you have the right support, then don’t worry about how this comes across, because when the chips are down and the chemistry is right, that certain someone will love you even more during times like these.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Do I Still Have A Shot With My Scorpio BF?

I’m a Taurus and he’s a Scorpio. We used to date a while ago and he quickly became my best friend as well, but it was my first real relationship and he moved way too fast for me emotionally. So we broke up. Then last year, when I was going through a hard time and despite all the time that had passed, he was the only one I wanted to talk it through with. So I reconnected with him and ended up telling him how much I really missed him — but, I knew I wasn’t ready for a relationship at that particular time and I told him that, but he asked me out again anyway. I told him to just give me some time and he said he would, but apparently he took it as a kiss off because before I had had enough time he was dating someone new. Since then we have sporadically been keeping in touch, but now my situation has changed and we might be seeing a lot more of each other. I decided that if I got the chance to be with him again I would take it, ready or not. Although, right now he is involved (with yet another girl) and I dunno if I should push the subject now or wait it out. I’ve tried to move on, but every time I see the way he looks at me, it gives me hope and I just want to know whether or not there is a chance? – Hopeful

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VITAL STATS
Born:
April 22, 1982 in Brasília, Brazil
Sun Sign: Taurus
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Aries
Mercury: Taurus
Venus: Pisces
Mars: Libra

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For The Week Of June 21-27, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares what you’ve been told in the past? Things are going to change now. That certain someone whom you never thought it would work with will suddenly start to show signs that he isn’t as apathetic as you thought. Yes, a breakthrough is coming your way and, finally, a light will appear from this seemingly endless tunnel.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

This week, it’ll feel as if there are more than a few people in your relationship, as family will stick their nose in your business, as if they have a vote in the matter. Whether it’s your family or his, you’ll have to have some grace under pressure. Know that what will infuriate you beyond comprehension actually is coming from good intentions.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to someone before you get that they don’t get it. This week, if you find yourself hitting your head against the wall one too many times, realize you have reached the limit and given all you can. Whatever the disagreement on the table, call it quits. If this means throwing the whole thing out, well, sometimes better late than never.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Brace yourself, as you’ll have to get in touch with humility in some way. This could mean unexpected dealings with a disturbing someone or being in a situation that is just beyond you in some way. No matter how traumatic it might seem initially, don’t draw your final conclusions yet. This is just the beginning of a bigger story.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Doll yourself up and hit the town. This is your week to start anew. This could mean revamping your look, deciding it’s time to move, switching your job or dropping anything that you feel has worn out its welcome with you. Whichever choice you take, don’t hold back – it’s definitely time to throw away the old and celebrate the new.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Admit you have a plan and share it. If you keep trying to feel out the love circumstances you are in with your intuition, it will only get you so far. This week it’s time to confront your worst fears and realize getting a rejection or the green light is better than stalling and being lost in a fantasy, as the real deal is attainable, but only if you truly believe and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Friends are there for you to vent to, but be careful about what you say about your current state of affairs, as you are painting a picture of your honey that may be too harsh and can ultimately lead to damaging his reputation unfairly. While it’s good to have them on your side, it’s not always necessary to nail him to the wall to get validation.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Admit you have a traditional side and despite how liberal you want to be, there are certain aspects of a relationship you still have an old-fashioned attitude about. This will be more than obvious this week — you’ll have to admit it and start setting new boundaries for your baby. But don’t worry! He’ll love feeling like marked territory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Getting deeper into the heart of your sweetie is going to be necessary if you really want to know if your relationship can go the long haul. Yes, time to break out the philosophical conversations and sort out where you both are coming from and how it matches up. As you’ve already learned, loving a dumb little cutie is only going to get you so far.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The skeletons in your closet will be falling out whether you like it or not, but you’ll find out that you no longer care. Things you once thought of as shameful won’t be anymore. You’ll see you’ve come a lot farther than you assumed you would and that the person you once were is no longer the hot tamale you are now, so work it and love it!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re about to have a sudden change of heart that is going to add a soap opera element to your life, which will give you a headache but also make you feel glamorous at the same time. Seems the crossroads you hit will have you feeling the heat of possessing too much power.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Oftentimes it’s the daily routines that are the hardest parts of a relationship to swallow, as the monotony can magnify those irritating habits you both have and make you ready to call it quits. That is why this week it’ll be important to break out of patterns and change it up. It’ll be the efforts you both put in now that’ll show how much you do want it to work.

For The Week Of June 14-20, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The past is coming back in a big way, which will shock you to your core and make you rethink how you want to proceed. This could literally mean someone from your past or just some issue you’ve had that you thought was gone. Either or, brace yourself for the drama, which might be bigger in your mind, but realize you do have to walk through this fire.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you’ve been crushing on a friend and wondering if it could ever be, or even just curious how someone you are currently plutonic with is in bed, then this might be your lucky week. Those closest to you will be the ones amping up your love life and making you feel like the queen of your own domain. Yes, get ready to be the center of all the gossip!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When it comes to love, you don’t have to be humble. After all, you know what happens when you go for the guy you have to fix, as opposed to the guy who you are somewhat intimidated by. Believe it: you are a hot commodity. As powerful as someone may seem to you, realize you are as significant in return. Only your demons can hold you back now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who says you can’t have it all? Obviously, it wasn’t you, as this week is going to make you feel as if nothing is unattainable. Not only will the right people buy every word you say, but your charms will be boundless, making you too irresistible for words — and not to just the homeless dudes on your block, also to the super hot ones who can form sentences.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This week, your sex life is going to be the stuff porn gets its inspiration from. Enjoy it and forget trying to over-think it, as the more you give into the passion, the more honest you’ll be with your feelings for this certain someone when all is said and done. Seems it’s not just about the physical connection; the emotional one is going to be the hook.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your baby is going to go beyond the duty of love for you, so be sweet and stop being too bossy. Realize he is trying, despite how clumsy it can look at times. There is a delicate balance you both are achieving and if you can just crack open that mind and heart of yours a little bit more, you’ll find that whom you are with is whom you’ve always dreamt of.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Nobody said true love was easy. After finding it, now maintaining it is turning out to be more of a humbling experience than you bargained for. Though, luckily, this week you’ll hit your stride and all will start to fall in place, as romance and drama will find a way of harmonizing in just that way to be music to your ears and many other unmentionable places on your body.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Don’t be shy with your words — you are heading into a lucky streak that will give you the power to make your love life worth gossiping about again. Just don’t get caught up in ideals that you’ve held on to. This time around, surprises will come out of nowhere and give you the best run for your money.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break out the family talk with your boo. This week that nesting feeling will be strong. You will want to know what is happening, as in getting on the same page and working towards a shared vision. While ego struggles are inevitable, trust your gut when it comes down to playful joking and just plain old avoidance. After this, the ball will be officially in your court.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Finally, you’ll hear words that’ll make you feel as if you are the only one who truly matters in the universe. While you’ll want to get lost in all those pretty words, don’t get too drunk on them, as you’ll need to distinguish between what’s supportive and what’s just seductive smoke being blown up your ass.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to the options that appear to you this week, realize that your heart might not be leading you — status is going to be really turning you on. After all, we are all entitled to have some comfort in our life; for you, it’ll be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Of course, this will probably change by next week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

It’s no secret that you like worship and anyone who can’t appreciate you like a priceless piece of art at first glance will never be right for you. After all, working for it is for the birds. Instead, sit back and relax, and realize the world is at your feet, where it should be. Understand your efforts should be about choosing what you want, not proving what you deserve.

In Bed With … Mark Ronson

VITAL STATS
Born: September 4, 1975 in London, England
Sun Sign: Virgo
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Leo
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Leo
Mars: Gemini

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