Profile for Kiki T

In Bed With … Taylor Lautner

VITAL STATS:
Born:
February 11, 1992 in Grand Rapids, Michigan
Sun Sign: Aquarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Taurus
Mercury: Aquarius
Venus: Capricorn
Mars: Capricorn

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For The Week Of July 19-25, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Holding back your secrets will backfire on you now and could lead to you looking less confident to that certain someone. The holes in your story won’t add up, which could lead to them filling in those gaps with their own whacked-out stories. So, if you want to be free already, just let it out and embrace your freakiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

An issue you were facing at the beginning of the year may start to creep back into the picture. While you think you can handle it all on your own, avoid that. Call in the back-up: it’ll be having a strong support team with many points of view that will help you see the bigger picture and the most innovative solutions. Plus, it’s best not to be alone right now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your star status is going to be coming through, as opportunities that take you far from your comfort zone arrive and will test how open-minded and flexible you truly are. Dreams aren’t always cracked up to be as fantastical as you want them to be, as strings attached always wind up throwing in a little bitter to the sweet.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

On one hand, you will be taking a giant leap forward in your personal development, but in your love life, a dark shadow will be cast. It seems that whom you are running with won’t be able to keep up and the passive-aggressive ways they will decide to act out will be the hair that breaks the camel’s back. Oh well, cheers to the survival of the fittest!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Making agreements with your boo is half the battle. Too bad enforcing them is where the real work has to take place. This week, seems you haven’t read all the fine print, as what you thought you were getting isn’t all that it’s cracked up to be. A difference in semantics has you wondering what kind of idiot your honey can be.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Things will heat up — you will be taking a giant step to a deeper commitment with your baby and getting closer to the life you dream of. However, don’t sabotage yourself by asking too many questions, as some things won’t have answers and other issues can only be solved in their own time. Right now, it’s about walking through the fire, not over-analyzing it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Sex is the metaphor for a relationship. So if you’re getting your rocks off in a fun and fab way routinely, you have nothing go worry about. If not, time to put more effort in to make it happen, as not everything comes on a silver platter. No one is that entitled: it’s not good for the soul and, certainly, it’ll never make you a good lay.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you’ve made your mind to go one way, this week will have you doing a sudden 180 and wanting to try another way. No one has ever pegged you as predictable, but this might even be a shock to you. Of course, the real surprise is what will make you want to change your trajectory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’ll be at your luckiest if you let your past be your guide to your future, which means don’t try to give anyone or any situation the benefit of the doubt now. You’ve learned your lessons and it’s time to put that knowledge into play. As it goes, burn you once, shame on them; burn you twice, shame on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

When it comes down to who and what you can trust, you’re going to have to get down to business and ask smart questions. Friends won’t be much help, not because they’re being shady, because they’ll be just as confused as you. As for your honey, be ready to read between the lines. This week, people around you will be more about saying what you want to hear than the truth.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This week might leave you tossing and turning, as career and home life get disruptions that make you want to run for cover. Whatever the trauma, know the solution is a slow one, but one that will have positive and lasting results. Until then, hit the spa, stores, salon, etc. Yes, if this means spoiling yourself silly to maintain your balance during this rocky pass, then so be it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Time to put up your hands and stop the insanity. Enough of hearing people’s ideas on how you should be living and what is best for you, because last time you checked, they were more messed-up then you ever were and it’s time to point that out. So while this isn’t the sexiest thing to do with your mouth right now, at least it will provide some form of satisfaction.

For The Week Of July 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.

Ask The Astrosexologist: How Can This Solo Scorpio Bag A Boyfriend?

I am the definition of a Scorpio. I am passionate and extremely intense in everything I do, but I am always aware of other people and their emotions—yet, I’VE NEVER DATED IN MY LIFE. I go out a lot and a lot of my friends are in relationships. Everyone has got a person to lean on, always the not so nice girls that got the bitch title have a guy. Even though their personality is not very kind, the guys they have are too good for them—and everyone wonders why I cannot get one. They say I’m nice, they say I can be cute, but I don’t have anyone to hug and cuddle with. In fall, I’m starting college as a freshman. Since I’m starting a new chapter in my life I want to have someone. My question is what are my chances of finally getting a taste of the love bug? Do you have any advice for a certain sign for me to look for? Just what are the stars saying and is there any astro advice? – K.

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VITAL STATS
Born: December 28, 1976 in Pittsburgh, PA
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Aries
Mercury: Capricorn
Venus: Aquarius
Mars: Sagittarius

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For The Week Of July 5-11, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

All your wishes will seem as if they’re coming true and you’ll feel as if you are floating on a marshmallow cloud, with sweetness and light surrounding you. The best part of this all: bragging to all those who doubted you were going to make it. So, make sure you throw in two cents when possible this week, as that’ll be the most delicious part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to guilt you’ve held for too long, this week you’ll finally let it go. Whether it’s having that conversation with that certain someone and getting whatever you need off your chest or understanding your actions were the best you could do at that time, you’ll work your way back to personal freedom and get that control you have for too long let go.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your mouth will be going a mile a minute and you won’t be able to stop yourself from unloading all the emotions you’ve had bottled up for too long. While you might think this will end a relationship, it’ll actually mark a new start, as what you say will have more validity to the listener than you suspect and an amazing turn-about will begin.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have some wacky ideas about how you play your game, but no matter how strange the ideas appear, go with it. What you need now is more innovation and spontaneity, going with your most bizarre ideas and showing off your most unique sides. The more you flaunt this side to you, the more enticing your prospects will come, as weird will attract weird.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Magic moments are going to happen and you’ll be sealing the deal even further with your honey, and all the paranoia you’ve had will melt away, as you will stop seeing the past with all its dirt and grime and look out into the future, to see it bright and sunny. Seems you will be able to change how you see the past when you start mapping out your future.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Throw away the routines and start something new. Realize you aren’t stuck to the manicness that surrounds you everyday and you can start getting that peace of mind you dream about. Seems you are your own worst enemy. As soon as you start taking some bigger responsibilities and giant leaps of faith, you’ll see that those messes in your life are not permanent.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Fight your laziness and venture out to new and exciting places. It’s possible you’ll encounter something that intrigues you to the core! Yes, despite the fact that decent crushes may seem impossible to come by as of late, this week it’ll all turn around. Out of the woodwork will come some sexy turning of the screws.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is the week you’ll want to curl up at home and throw the key out, as you’ll be feeling more in your groove behind close doors. As for romance, oddly enough, it’ll be the more practical parts of love that will get you going. So, go ahead, clean out the closets and scrub those floors together – weird activities like that will really do it for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t always right, but who cares? If you believe it, then you have to defend it and as long as you can stand by what you are saying, then go for it. Seems this week, whoever is more passionate and more persistent will get their way. Thankfully, since you were born under the sign of stubbornness, all bets are on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eye will be wandering to all the wrong places to stir up some excitement, but whatever, sometimes you need to have that double-edge sword to really feel the passion to get your butt into gear and put yourself into that mindset that you can have it all. After all, if you can’t have a 5-ring circus spinning around you, you might as well just go to sleep.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Surprises are in store, as opportunities you wouldn’t suspect will come creeping around the corner. While you may try to sort this all out logically, forget it. Go with your gut. Anything you try to sort out with logic won’t last. Besides, when it comes down to it, you know you’ve got to really feel it to believe in it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

An emotional breakthrough is coming and going to hit you like a ton of bricks — you’ll finally get clarity on a situation that has been wearing down your confidence for too long. While it will leave a slight confusion that won’t be so comfortable, trust you are heading in the right direction and from here on out, anything is possible.

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