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For The Week Of June 21-27, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares what you’ve been told in the past? Things are going to change now. That certain someone whom you never thought it would work with will suddenly start to show signs that he isn’t as apathetic as you thought. Yes, a breakthrough is coming your way and, finally, a light will appear from this seemingly endless tunnel.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

This week, it’ll feel as if there are more than a few people in your relationship, as family will stick their nose in your business, as if they have a vote in the matter. Whether it’s your family or his, you’ll have to have some grace under pressure. Know that what will infuriate you beyond comprehension actually is coming from good intentions.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There is only so much you can say to someone before you get that they don’t get it. This week, if you find yourself hitting your head against the wall one too many times, realize you have reached the limit and given all you can. Whatever the disagreement on the table, call it quits. If this means throwing the whole thing out, well, sometimes better late than never.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Brace yourself, as you’ll have to get in touch with humility in some way. This could mean unexpected dealings with a disturbing someone or being in a situation that is just beyond you in some way. No matter how traumatic it might seem initially, don’t draw your final conclusions yet. This is just the beginning of a bigger story.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Doll yourself up and hit the town. This is your week to start anew. This could mean revamping your look, deciding it’s time to move, switching your job or dropping anything that you feel has worn out its welcome with you. Whichever choice you take, don’t hold back – it’s definitely time to throw away the old and celebrate the new.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Admit you have a plan and share it. If you keep trying to feel out the love circumstances you are in with your intuition, it will only get you so far. This week it’s time to confront your worst fears and realize getting a rejection or the green light is better than stalling and being lost in a fantasy, as the real deal is attainable, but only if you truly believe and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Friends are there for you to vent to, but be careful about what you say about your current state of affairs, as you are painting a picture of your honey that may be too harsh and can ultimately lead to damaging his reputation unfairly. While it’s good to have them on your side, it’s not always necessary to nail him to the wall to get validation.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Admit you have a traditional side and despite how liberal you want to be, there are certain aspects of a relationship you still have an old-fashioned attitude about. This will be more than obvious this week — you’ll have to admit it and start setting new boundaries for your baby. But don’t worry! He’ll love feeling like marked territory.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Getting deeper into the heart of your sweetie is going to be necessary if you really want to know if your relationship can go the long haul. Yes, time to break out the philosophical conversations and sort out where you both are coming from and how it matches up. As you’ve already learned, loving a dumb little cutie is only going to get you so far.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The skeletons in your closet will be falling out whether you like it or not, but you’ll find out that you no longer care. Things you once thought of as shameful won’t be anymore. You’ll see you’ve come a lot farther than you assumed you would and that the person you once were is no longer the hot tamale you are now, so work it and love it!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’re about to have a sudden change of heart that is going to add a soap opera element to your life, which will give you a headache but also make you feel glamorous at the same time. Seems the crossroads you hit will have you feeling the heat of possessing too much power.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Oftentimes it’s the daily routines that are the hardest parts of a relationship to swallow, as the monotony can magnify those irritating habits you both have and make you ready to call it quits. That is why this week it’ll be important to break out of patterns and change it up. It’ll be the efforts you both put in now that’ll show how much you do want it to work.

For The Week Of June 14-20, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

The past is coming back in a big way, which will shock you to your core and make you rethink how you want to proceed. This could literally mean someone from your past or just some issue you’ve had that you thought was gone. Either or, brace yourself for the drama, which might be bigger in your mind, but realize you do have to walk through this fire.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you’ve been crushing on a friend and wondering if it could ever be, or even just curious how someone you are currently plutonic with is in bed, then this might be your lucky week. Those closest to you will be the ones amping up your love life and making you feel like the queen of your own domain. Yes, get ready to be the center of all the gossip!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When it comes to love, you don’t have to be humble. After all, you know what happens when you go for the guy you have to fix, as opposed to the guy who you are somewhat intimidated by. Believe it: you are a hot commodity. As powerful as someone may seem to you, realize you are as significant in return. Only your demons can hold you back now.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Who says you can’t have it all? Obviously, it wasn’t you, as this week is going to make you feel as if nothing is unattainable. Not only will the right people buy every word you say, but your charms will be boundless, making you too irresistible for words — and not to just the homeless dudes on your block, also to the super hot ones who can form sentences.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

This week, your sex life is going to be the stuff porn gets its inspiration from. Enjoy it and forget trying to over-think it, as the more you give into the passion, the more honest you’ll be with your feelings for this certain someone when all is said and done. Seems it’s not just about the physical connection; the emotional one is going to be the hook.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your baby is going to go beyond the duty of love for you, so be sweet and stop being too bossy. Realize he is trying, despite how clumsy it can look at times. There is a delicate balance you both are achieving and if you can just crack open that mind and heart of yours a little bit more, you’ll find that whom you are with is whom you’ve always dreamt of.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Nobody said true love was easy. After finding it, now maintaining it is turning out to be more of a humbling experience than you bargained for. Though, luckily, this week you’ll hit your stride and all will start to fall in place, as romance and drama will find a way of harmonizing in just that way to be music to your ears and many other unmentionable places on your body.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Don’t be shy with your words — you are heading into a lucky streak that will give you the power to make your love life worth gossiping about again. Just don’t get caught up in ideals that you’ve held on to. This time around, surprises will come out of nowhere and give you the best run for your money.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break out the family talk with your boo. This week that nesting feeling will be strong. You will want to know what is happening, as in getting on the same page and working towards a shared vision. While ego struggles are inevitable, trust your gut when it comes down to playful joking and just plain old avoidance. After this, the ball will be officially in your court.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Finally, you’ll hear words that’ll make you feel as if you are the only one who truly matters in the universe. While you’ll want to get lost in all those pretty words, don’t get too drunk on them, as you’ll need to distinguish between what’s supportive and what’s just seductive smoke being blown up your ass.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to the options that appear to you this week, realize that your heart might not be leading you — status is going to be really turning you on. After all, we are all entitled to have some comfort in our life; for you, it’ll be the ultimate aphrodisiac. Of course, this will probably change by next week.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

It’s no secret that you like worship and anyone who can’t appreciate you like a priceless piece of art at first glance will never be right for you. After all, working for it is for the birds. Instead, sit back and relax, and realize the world is at your feet, where it should be. Understand your efforts should be about choosing what you want, not proving what you deserve.

In Bed With … Mark Ronson

VITAL STATS
Born: September 4, 1975 in London, England
Sun Sign: Virgo
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Leo
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Leo
Mars: Gemini

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For The Week Of June 7-13, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

With your status rising and accolades coming in, making you feel like one powerful lady, expect to also turn into one horny little devil in dire need of attention and unable to concentrate on anything else except feeding your most primal instincts. However, don’t jump on anything too fast, as the prospects later in the week will be far better than the ones in the early part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your baby is going to be stepping it up big-time this week and it’ll make you feel as if you are falling in love all over again. While the change in attitude will seem to come out of nowhere, don’t question it. Call it a gift from the gods and just savor the flavors, because it’ll only be you who can ruin this good thing.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Meeting new people will start to get easier, switching your mindset to a less tortured state. Seems you’ve been trapped inside your own little head for way too long, thinking crazy thoughts and damning yourself for no reason. Thankfully, this miracle will happen just in time, making it possible for you to lift up your skirt and fly.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Winning arguments with your baby this week will mean knowing all the nuances of your debate and being able to counteract all his hearsay with details — as that truly is where God will be for you. Otherwise, just going on your emotions won’t get you anywhere. If you go that route, he might listen, but he won’t hear you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A big breakthrough is coming, putting you back on top of your world and saving you from all the mumble jumble of an ex who has clouded your mind as of late. Of course, with this much work you’ve put into yourself, what would one indulgence hurt? If that means airing out his dirty laundry, go for it. After all, it’d make a grand finale to serve him his just desserts.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can do no wrong in the eye of that special someone, as you’ll have a golden tongue that can maneuver its way around any situation with the utmost grace. Yes, seems you’ll have all the words to convince that someone of anything. And from there, that golden tongue will have other pleasant purposes that don’t include words.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You might think you know what you want and might have even made decisions, but change is always possible. This week, don’t be shocked if you do a 180 and switch gears. Sudden opportunities are going to appear and make you hot in places you never knew got that way — which will be just the kind of startling revelation you can’t deny.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You are going to enter one of your best times in years this week, as Jupiter, the planet of luck, enters Aries for most of the summer. It’ll make you the darling of the cosmos, putting you at center stage for all sorts of tasty treats that’ll have your deepest wishes answered and your life turning a special page!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t here to serve others, so set definitive boundaries now. Yes, this week, a switch will flip and you’ll see that your relationship isn’t as idyllic as you envisioned it would be. But all isn’t lost, as new understandings are possible. Realize that sometimes people really are that dense and you do have to spell it out.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

All the various aspects of your life are going to get intense and scatter in all different directions, leaving it up to you to decide what to run after. As family demands go up, exciting opportunities with friends go another way and career will then plow another path. As for love, it’ll have to just follow you where you go.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

All the repressed anguish towards your honey that’s been brewing to a contemptuous level is about to see the light of day. Expect an eruption of epic proportions that’ll have you unleashing your fury and expressing that darker side to you. As it’ll be your ultimate release, don’t be shocked to find your boo more turned on than frightened.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can’t expect change to come to you. It’s time to chase it and show how bad you want it. Yes, time to break out the psychological map, look for places you’ve never been and see what ideas there are for you to explore. Then, let your adventurous side take over and don’t hesitate to act fast. Spontaneity is your key to getting your dreams to happen.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Pisces Wants To Get Sag — Who Treats Her Like Crap — Back

Up until a few months ago, I thought it was fine and that this guy I’ve been seeing liked me a lot, but it’s clear he doesn’t. I’ve listened to his awful stories about how he suffered child abuse, stuff about his mom, his depression, his asexuality and all this horrible stuff he went through. I think I’ve been very sympathetic and encouraging towards him, but all the while he’s been going to strip clubs and on every dating site he can find, like he’s hoping he’ll find somebody better. I didn’t say anything, but my feelings were hurt.

Then he told me on scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 4.5 to 5.5 and that while he usually dates girls in the 4 to 6 range, he aims for the 6, which I thought was really mean and after that I kind of went psycho and started telling him every thing I’ve been holding in for the last year and a half. I got really mean and awful. I know it wasn’t smart, but I couldn’t help it. Now he won’t even talk to me at all and I go from being really angry to being really depressed and wanting him to pay attention to me again. Anyway, I don’t know if I should just give up on him altogether or if I should try being nice all over again? I’m pretty sure he’s going to tell me he doesn’t want anything to do with me. I’m a Pisces. He’s a Sagittarius. – Torn

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For The Week Of May 31-June 6, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What isn’t on your agenda this week will be what rivets your mind and body. Expect surprise twists and turns to pop at you, bringing along a gaggle of laughs, thrills and unnerving curiosities. While all answers won’t be on the table for full examination, know this page-turner is worth the full read at a slower pace.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’ll feel a million times harder to concentrate on what you want, as your honey’s demands are going to take up all the extra space in your head. What you have to remember is to shake this one-track mind, this thinking that you have to serve without prioritizing yourself. Not to say you have to freak out, but set limits and remind your baby you aren’t his/her mother!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget controlling anything — it’s not in your realm of possibilities. Routines are going to change and new people will come around that you’ll have to sort out a connection with. While this week will feel far from sexy, it won’t be a total letdown, as long as you keep the right attitude. Sure, not the most exciting thing to hear, but at least not the worst either.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hit the sex shop and go for a shopping spree! You win the prize for having the sexiest aspects this week, so put your legs up in the air and shout, “Oooh-ahhh.” Yes, there is no wrong; all will feel right. Your baby will be opening up himself/herself in a way you never quite expected, turning a mound of epiphanies into a hot bed of delight. Enjoy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you are still feeling confused by your sweetie, then hit up secret sources. Amid the confusion, there is bound to be a trusted ally among his/her friends who can help you with the insight you need. Just keep it on the down-low and be casual. You don’t want to send out mixed messages; they can spark the wrong type of interest in return.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be careful of whom you give your attention to this week, as you might wind up with a lovesick puppy that’s hard to shake. Not that the ego stroking won’t feel good, but this little pest won’t be so innocent and could throw major monkey wrenches into your life. Unfortunately, not everyone is playing with a full set of screws.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You have so much that you can’t lose now, but only if you wield your power with some chutzpah! Don’t be scared to spell out what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Sure, there is a language barrier that you will have to break down, but the force is with you. If you make it clear, it will happen. Control it; own it and it shall be yours!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Confrontation is something you don’t like to do on another’s terms, but when the battle begins, your best will come out, because that is when you get to truly defend what you believe in. So, as crazy tidbits of info roll in, expect to feel like you have to rage against that machine. But whatever the results, know the fury coming forth from you will be hot as hell and those who matter will get it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to dim the lights and focus on your honey. Celebrate the fact that besides being hot boning buddies, you actually do have a fabulous friendship that is the foundation of it all and that your bond is something most would kill for. Express yourself and share; this is your time to really take the mental, emotional and physical bonds to a whole new level of satisfaction.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It might be harder to get your point across these days, as it might seem as if so-and-so isn’t picking up clues fast enough. Not to say you have to do anything more, but have you ever considered that so-and-so isn’t capable of picking up info at that level? Not to say it’s a dealbreaker per se, but it might be a red flag.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You will be privy to insider information that could change up the scene of your love life. While the source of this insight might be questionable, trust your gut with whether you see it as right or wrong. No matter, the dialogues it will spark will set a whole new strategy for you and from there, it’s anyone’s game.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You should be seeing results for all your efforts, as the love you share is the love you should be relishing in now. If things are not looking that way, then realize the cosmic timeline has run its course and there is not much you can do but get off the sinking ship. The wheels are turning and cycles are changing, and if you don’t want egg on your face, jump now.

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