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Ask The Astrosexologist: Pisces Wants To Get Sag — Who Treats Her Like Crap — Back

Up until a few months ago, I thought it was fine and that this guy I’ve been seeing liked me a lot, but it’s clear he doesn’t. I’ve listened to his awful stories about how he suffered child abuse, stuff about his mom, his depression, his asexuality and all this horrible stuff he went through. I think I’ve been very sympathetic and encouraging towards him, but all the while he’s been going to strip clubs and on every dating site he can find, like he’s hoping he’ll find somebody better. I didn’t say anything, but my feelings were hurt.

Then he told me on scale of 1 to 10, I’m a 4.5 to 5.5 and that while he usually dates girls in the 4 to 6 range, he aims for the 6, which I thought was really mean and after that I kind of went psycho and started telling him every thing I’ve been holding in for the last year and a half. I got really mean and awful. I know it wasn’t smart, but I couldn’t help it. Now he won’t even talk to me at all and I go from being really angry to being really depressed and wanting him to pay attention to me again. Anyway, I don’t know if I should just give up on him altogether or if I should try being nice all over again? I’m pretty sure he’s going to tell me he doesn’t want anything to do with me. I’m a Pisces. He’s a Sagittarius. – Torn

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For The Week Of May 31-June 6, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

What isn’t on your agenda this week will be what rivets your mind and body. Expect surprise twists and turns to pop at you, bringing along a gaggle of laughs, thrills and unnerving curiosities. While all answers won’t be on the table for full examination, know this page-turner is worth the full read at a slower pace.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’ll feel a million times harder to concentrate on what you want, as your honey’s demands are going to take up all the extra space in your head. What you have to remember is to shake this one-track mind, this thinking that you have to serve without prioritizing yourself. Not to say you have to freak out, but set limits and remind your baby you aren’t his/her mother!

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget controlling anything — it’s not in your realm of possibilities. Routines are going to change and new people will come around that you’ll have to sort out a connection with. While this week will feel far from sexy, it won’t be a total letdown, as long as you keep the right attitude. Sure, not the most exciting thing to hear, but at least not the worst either.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Hit the sex shop and go for a shopping spree! You win the prize for having the sexiest aspects this week, so put your legs up in the air and shout, “Oooh-ahhh.” Yes, there is no wrong; all will feel right. Your baby will be opening up himself/herself in a way you never quite expected, turning a mound of epiphanies into a hot bed of delight. Enjoy!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If you are still feeling confused by your sweetie, then hit up secret sources. Amid the confusion, there is bound to be a trusted ally among his/her friends who can help you with the insight you need. Just keep it on the down-low and be casual. You don’t want to send out mixed messages; they can spark the wrong type of interest in return.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Be careful of whom you give your attention to this week, as you might wind up with a lovesick puppy that’s hard to shake. Not that the ego stroking won’t feel good, but this little pest won’t be so innocent and could throw major monkey wrenches into your life. Unfortunately, not everyone is playing with a full set of screws.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You have so much that you can’t lose now, but only if you wield your power with some chutzpah! Don’t be scared to spell out what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Sure, there is a language barrier that you will have to break down, but the force is with you. If you make it clear, it will happen. Control it; own it and it shall be yours!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Confrontation is something you don’t like to do on another’s terms, but when the battle begins, your best will come out, because that is when you get to truly defend what you believe in. So, as crazy tidbits of info roll in, expect to feel like you have to rage against that machine. But whatever the results, know the fury coming forth from you will be hot as hell and those who matter will get it.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Time to dim the lights and focus on your honey. Celebrate the fact that besides being hot boning buddies, you actually do have a fabulous friendship that is the foundation of it all and that your bond is something most would kill for. Express yourself and share; this is your time to really take the mental, emotional and physical bonds to a whole new level of satisfaction.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

It might be harder to get your point across these days, as it might seem as if so-and-so isn’t picking up clues fast enough. Not to say you have to do anything more, but have you ever considered that so-and-so isn’t capable of picking up info at that level? Not to say it’s a dealbreaker per se, but it might be a red flag.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You will be privy to insider information that could change up the scene of your love life. While the source of this insight might be questionable, trust your gut with whether you see it as right or wrong. No matter, the dialogues it will spark will set a whole new strategy for you and from there, it’s anyone’s game.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You should be seeing results for all your efforts, as the love you share is the love you should be relishing in now. If things are not looking that way, then realize the cosmic timeline has run its course and there is not much you can do but get off the sinking ship. The wheels are turning and cycles are changing, and if you don’t want egg on your face, jump now.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Is Now The Right Time To Start A Romance With My Best Friend?”

My best friend and I live on opposite ends of the country. A year and a half ago we admitted there were intense feelings between us that we wanted to explore in the future. We decided that we could still see other people, but essentially promised each other that something would blossom between us at some point. Just as we were deciding this, I met a man that I’d eventually move in with after a short time. My best friend knew about the guy, but when I told him I had decided to move in with this guy he, rightfully so, was heartbroken. After some time I realized that this new guy was not right for me and broke things off with him. Thankfully, my best friend, a Virgo, understands my intense impulsiveness, as a Sagittarius, and has subsequently forgiven me for putting him through an emotional roller coaster, as we both came out alive.

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VITAL STATS
Born:
November 11, 1974, at 2:47 AM in Los Angeles, CA
Sun Sign: Scorpio
Ascendant: Libra
Moon: Libra
Mercury: Libra
Venus: Scorpio
Mars: Scorpio

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For The Week Of May 24-30, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Whatever skeletons you are hiding in your closet or in your baby’s are going to suddenly come out soon, making a twist in events so big and bold that you might need a vacation to give yourself the space and calm to comprehend it all. No matter what the news though, the flipped switch is only a small sign of bigger things to come.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Something involving your relationship, as in your approach or perhaps your feelings, is going to be going though an overhaul. Perhaps this is the time shacking up won’t be enough and it’s time to put a ring on it, or perhaps you’ll see you aren’t with the right person. Not to say this will happen overnight, but the hints of change may start to creep into your mind this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit it: you’re fed up and you don’t think you can take it anymore. Boredom is eating you alive and you’re not sure where to go with it all at this point. If this is where you are at right now, then no worries! New happenings are starting to stir behind closed doors and, whether you believe it or not, something big is underway and coming for you soon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget trying to analyze anything too much, because when it comes down to what opportunities are best for you, it’ll be the ones that come on the fly and from the strangest places. Don’t make too many quick assumptions with anything new that comes into your life this week, because it’ll slowly unravel a story that might just have the happy ending you’ve been wishing for!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Don’t try to fight the aggression that’ll come flying at you this week. Best to let it air itself out and then deal with it when it settles, because trying to confront it head-on will cause a major explosion, which will make the drama blow up way more disproportionately than it has to. Who has time for all that trauma? Don’t make it you!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You’ll find your mouth shooting off in all directions, shocking even you with some of the things that will come out. Whatever the case, you can’t take anything back once you say it, so prepare for your subconscious to be taking over and getting whatever needs to be said out in the open for all to hear. Don’t worry; this will be a good thing.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your emotions will be jumping all over the place and the only way you can ground yourself this week is for you to just think about you. Take that time-out and pamper yourself like crazy. Hit the spa, get a haircut, and go buy some clothes, whatever it takes to make you feel like a trophy, because sometimes throwing money at a problem is the best solution.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

A change in routines is underway and it’s time to recalibrate other aspects of your life. It seems a pecking order will start to fall in place and where your priorities lay isn’t actually where you think they should be. Whatever, no one appreciates a good shock as much as you. So, as life unravels, get ready for some more exciting cliffhangers.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

An alternate reality is going to come to light, revealing who around you is nuts and who actually has something important to offer—thankfully, this will help you to ease up on responsibilities you think you should carry. While this might initially make you feel insane, as in loony bin insane, stick to your gut on your revelations. It’ll be you who is right; those others are wrong.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A quirky turn is coming for your social life and it may make your love life go a bit haywire. Whether it’s your honey getting critical of whom you are hanging with or your pals telling you unsavory things about your relationship, there is going to be a slightly confrontational tone in your life this week. Be ready for opinion overload.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You can’t always count on so-and-so acting on behalf of your best interest. This week, you have to be in it for yourself if you want to see anything you want come through. Even if your demands a small ones, speak out and break out that inner warrior to get what you want. If anything, this will only make it 10,000 times more delicious when you get it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Take charge and break out of the beaten path you have been on. Now is your time to take chances and go with your gut, even at the most extreme moments. Right now the odds of being that one in a million are on your side. And unless you activate that opportunity, you may never know what it may mean and what it will bring.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Cancer Hopes For Future With Manipulative Virgo

My guy’s birthday is 9/16 and mine is 6/23. We dated for five months when he was living in my town for work. He asked me to move with him to his town and I agreed. Shortly after moving, he became distant. After a year, he broke up with me and I moved back to my hometown. Five months later, we began to see each other on occasion and I’d spend nights. Everything was wonderful, as it was in the beginning. Last month, I saw a profile he had online, which said, “…not looking for a bulls**t partner for life.” I was devastated. I thought we were working on building a new foundation. He said he felt used and that there were things in me that he didn’t want to be around for the rest of his life. This is the first time he has said anything about our breakup. Yes, he is right, I am emotionally insecure at times, but also very loving. I miss him so much and have apologized for my mistakes. He said he was done. Do you see us getting back together? How and when should I approach him again? – Lost in Michigan

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