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For The Week Of September 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Relax and keep a cool demeanor. Although you are a bundle of anxiety on the inside, never let them see you sweat. As this week puts you closer to boiling points, to avoid a full-on eruption, let fate unravel itself on its own now, without any of your intensity pushing it along. As with all things now, surprises are in store and what you see won’t be what you get.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Time to set it and forget it. You can now hit the cruise control and achieve a natural balance that will put your mind, body and soul at a new level of ease. While it has been a bit tricky to get here, trust you can now relish in the price you’ve paid and love the hard work it has taken, as this week really is the start to a whole new you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Admit to the deepest and darkest fears in you, and then cast them out. Relinquish their power over you. Yes, rid yourself of the demons, old and new, as it’s time to get your fearless face back into the game and show off the real power you possess. Sitting back any longer will only pull you farther from what you want.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your friends do know best, so trust them in whatever they are telling you, even if you don’t want to hear it. Whatever advice or demands they make, go with it. Chances are, they will lead you back to a path where you will feel the logic. Because wandering the way you have is not doing a stitch of help in getting you to any worthy destination, sorry to say.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter how much power you wield, you can’t assume everyone is going to want to follow. So, take it slow and avoid making sudden decisions, no matter how strongly you might feel, because what is happening one minute might change in another. As it goes, your current reign is rooted in too precarious of a moment.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Speak up loud and proud, and without editing yourself either, as it’s time to let loose your raw passion. Yes, seems that certain someone needs a club of info knocked over their head to get what is truly happening in you, and there is no more time to waste either – it’s ticking away! Set the wheels in motion and do not let yet another valuable opportunity slip through your hands.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You say tomato; your companion says “tomah-tow” — that is never going to change. While you have had a sense of humor about it in the past, this week things won’t be as funny. The semantics won’t be so subtle that you’ll just want to brush them off. Seems a standoff of opinions is in store. This could be the moment where hell breaks loose.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

When it comes to feeling hot and horny, you get the prize this week. Your passions will be raging and make you the big winner of the zodiac whom everyone will want to rub up next to. This is going to be your best time to unleash your primal emotions, as not only will it bring someone or something hot, but it’ll make you feel new again.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Who cares who thinks you’re superficial? The fact is you need something pretty to look at while doing the nasty. Besides, we all have our own paths to enlightenment, and if so-called friends are going to get judgmental on your ass, then maybe you should question why they seem to be so adamant? Perhaps this is a difference between the have and have-nots?

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Fab new acquaintances are going to be taking you for an exciting and social adventure, putting you face-to-face with all sorts of new characters who can bring weird and fascinating opportunities to your life. While it may seem like a candy shop, do be prudent with what you put in your mouth, as not all will taste as sweet as they appear.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

This is going to be one of those weeks where you will be sitting your ass on a fence, wondering which is the lesser of the evils. While obligations on one side hold you down, another round of obligations will be pulling you another way. Sure, you can do the King Solomon thing and offer to cut yourself in two and see who stops it, but chances are it won’t be that easy.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to winning debates this week, know one thing: if you say it louder, you win. Yes, seems that it’s all about force now, as really driving a point home can only be done in a way that is bold. However, hopefully you are having an argument that is worth enforcing, as just being a tyrant will eventually catch up to you. So, remember that.

For The Week Of September 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

A sudden rush of chutzpah will come over you, making you throw down demands you never thought you could. However, tables are turning and you’ll find that what you have to say is more vital and necessary than ever. Don’t worry about the consequences or sudden aftershocks either. In time you’ll find no matter how much you lay on the line, more gets returned.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling impatient, as though someone you feel should be giving you a certain level of deference is not giving it with ease. Although it’ll be tempting to play the game of cat and mouse all day, don’t. Understand not all mind games happen due to personal reasons. Sometimes behaviors are more character flaws than intentional jabs.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Scorpio is a sign of extremes and to get to the top, you have to sink to the bottom first. No matter what stage of the game you are at, you know the ride from hell and back and this is time when the knowledge and strength you picked up on those journeys will come in handy. It’s your decisiveness that is now your strongest weapon.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A big boost of confidence will be coming out of nowhere, giving you amazing powers to be able to see through all facades. Seems the truth you have been hunting down is yours for the taking, giving you way more options for you to consider. Yes, the stars are slowly aligning all for you, so bide your time and pace yourself for a grand finale.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

A transformation is about to begin that’ll have you streamlining your life STAT. Suddenly, certain people and particular places will no longer seem relevant and appear to be more draining than giving, making you want to cut them out fast. Chances are these have been lingering thoughts in your mind for a while, but this is the week you’ll have the strength to say, “No more!”

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Don’t let anything stop you, even if you have to get completely ruthless, because now is the time you will make up for a lot of lost ground and can find your way to the top easily. Wacky ideas, no matter how absurd, work them. Your imagination is key now to getting all that you want in exactly the style you want. Just let your ego step into the driver’s seat and go!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and get on your high horse, because you have every right to be there and dole out your ideals. If people can’t get with your program, know it’s them, not you. Your mind is currently at its clearest and most concise. If they can’t have faith in you, broom them. After all, who has time to convince others of your genius? Don’t make it you.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though you might be feeling tired, worn out and a bit pessimistic, your honey is going to be looking to you to be the wind beneath his wings. While this might aggravate, as you’re in no mood, go ahead and at least look the part. Then, as time flies, you’ll see that your mojo will build momentum, as all it takes is a few good snaps of your whip.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Life is going to start moving ahead in a more direct path, leaving you feeling as if you can finally exhale. Yes, taking chances and reaching out of your comfort zone will be what feels the most exhilarating, as you’re up for risking it all. Plus, seems this will also be your honey’s aphrodisiac — seeing this new side to you will be the turn of the key that could open up paradise.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Time to slow down and let life unfold in its own time, as trying to move fate along now isn’t going to be working in your favor. Not to say you will sabotage yourself, but you will ruin surprises. So, best to lie low for now and just do the bare minimum. Besides, isn’t it about time you have a little time-out to recover your senses from the recent past events? YES!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

“Love exciting and new, come aboard, we’re expecting to you!” Yes, time to sing it loud and proud, as sexy aspects in the sky are piling up in your true romance house, making you one hot tamale. If life’s feeling slow, then take this cue to pick up the pace, because with stars like these you won’t just want to be sitting on your booty, letting it all fly by.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

When it comes to issues on the home front, things will be getting a bit rocky, so brace yourself. Seems there’ll be more than a few power struggles and shake-ups that won’t have you seeing eye-to-eye. However, with so much tension built up, there is one way to release the steam. So, go in realizing arguing is your foreplay and make this rough patch work for you.

For The Week Of September 6-12, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Hold onto your horses! Life is about to speed up and throw you into a new stratosphere of decision-making and reevaluating. Not to worry, though, as this will be music to your ears. You have had all the pieces that you need to form a beautiful picture for a while, but now you can start putting them together to see it’s happening for real.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be feeling hotter than a camel in heat in the middle of the Sahara and it’ll make you dream up all sorts of freaky fantasies. Instead of holding back, roll the dice with your baby and share the love. As it goes, this is your time to change up routines and add more spice to your life — now isn’t just about feeling good; it’s about tasting delicious too.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

The world is going to be spinning around you and lighting up your life in all sort of ways that will make you want to pinch yourself. Believe it: this is your time to truly come into your own and live out your karma. Yes, if you’ve been naughty or nice, you’ll be getting your just desserts now. Whether it’s with drama or diamonds, you’ll find just the way to make the most of this moment.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Finally, you’ll feel as if you’re putting down real roots and the direction you’re heading is a good one. Yes, with so much confidence you’ll have bursting at the seams, it’ll put you in quite the jolly mood. When this happens, we all know what that means — a charge to your libido. Unfortunately, though, it might be slim pickings when it comes to those kinds of options.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

No matter what anyone says, all you will hear is dead noise — you’ll have a one-track mind that is only about boosting your own agenda. Any one else who isn’t with the program will just wind up blending into the background. However, be warned that bratty behaviors will get you punished severely now, so mind your manners. But who knows? You might just like the punishment too.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Cash is your sex this week, as the flow starts to show signs of revival and has you feeling a sense of excitement you haven’t had in ages. Seems your star is fast on the rise and there is no limit to where it can go. So don’t think this is the end all — it isn’t. But it will take some clever shaking of your money maker to get the ball rolling even faster and harder in the right direction.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Go ahead and take risks again, because now is when your instincts will be gurgling with ideas and hunches, giving you inspiration to walk on the wild side. Even if things seem rocky at first, have faith — things will have a funny way of smoothing out and leading you to the promise land. Yes, now it’s all about how bad you want it.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Time to hit the pedal to the metal and work it at double your current speed, as moving faster now is necessary to reach your mark. There is no time to waste! Don’t worry about having everything mapped out, because, as you know, you work better on your toes anyway. Plus, once you get the gist, then all will be cake. So go ahead, let your hair down and GO!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about whom you know now; so don’t be shy about saying what you want to those around you. People right now are listening and can connect the dots for you in just a way that’ll have you believing in miracles again. However, do realize you will have to do a little shifting through the possibilities to find your diamond in the rough. But do trust it will be there.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Chances are you will begin this week feeling a bit grim, as you’ll think everybody around you is getting theirs and you’re getting left behind. Instead of getting envious, though, understand it’s just fate building up the momentum to set you up for big changes that will push you far ahead of the pack. Until then, hold steady and express graciousness when you can.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Think big. Opportunities will be coming from afar, making you think beyond your comfort zone. Sure, this might mean having to figure out new ways to communicate and shifting your whole way of thinking, but sometimes changing up the scenery is exactly what you need to realize where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Weird new info is coming, which can switch your whole game around—but in a good way, as in learning secrets that can give you the insight to get a read on whomever is on your radar. Seems this will give you a good boost of energy and a new revived interest in the hunt. However, don’t spill all your secrets yet, as this isn’t the time for your song and dance.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Can 2 Scorpios Make It Work?

I was born Nov 5, 1982 and the guy I’m dating was born Nov 6, 1972. We are both Scorpios and have a lot in common. We’ve been dating on/off for about six months and although he is older, his age doesn’t bother me. Early into dating we were VERY passionate. Lately, we’ve been fighting more than normal. His job requires him to be out of the state for months at a time with few trips back home. I have no problem with his job, other than it seems that lately the “long distance” has begun to take its toll on his feelings for me. During the first few months of the relationship before he left for work, he and I got along great and our personalities meshed well.

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For The Week Of August 30 – September 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Sorry to say you are going to be your own worst enemy this week, as somehow you’ll be weighing out the wrong pros and cons to get to your answers. However, try all you might, you know the right answer is in that nagging pit inside your stomach that you just have to deal with. Life sometimes isn’t that pretty and right now is one of those moments.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll be on top of your game, so love every minute of it. Seems you will be having that Midas touch to point to whomever or whatever near you and have it submit to you in quite a magical way. Just don’t be too crazy in your desires though, as even though you do have mystical powers working for you, they won’t be at the level of miracle making.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Have you felt as if you’re going three steps forward, then two back? If so, then let go. Forget your control freak ways, as it’s letting loose the reigns that’ll help let the opportunities pour in, as it seems the tension you are giving out is holding everything in a crazy state of flux. Yes, time to let destiny prove there is more to life than another set of disappointments.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Forget about the romance part of life, because that is just not going to make any sense right now. Instead, focus on just having fun and enjoy those platonic relationships, as trying to get overly complicated now isn’t going to work to your favor. If anything, it’s time to coast on your charm and see what others bring to the table.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Fanfare and praise are due to you now and if you aren’t getting it, something is wrong. As it goes, this is your cosmic time for dreams to unravel and results for your hard work to come in. However, if you don’t see signs, know there is time to backtrack and rework the plan — not all is lost if you still believe and are willing to put in the work. Although, time is ticking, so you better work fast.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Lose the modesty now because it won’t get you anywhere. Remember, it’s the squeakiest wheel that gets the grease, so share out loud what you feel and put yourself on that pedestal, because your words and opinions are valid and important. The only way you can get proper recognition with those who are important to you is if they know you exist.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is about to hit a new direction and if you want to stay for the ride, you’re going to have to suck it up and let your honey vent and get what he needs out. No, not everything about love is beautiful, but if you put up with some of the ugliness now, there’ll be lovely things just around the corner waiting to blossom. So, don’t throw the baby out with the bathwater quite yet.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s OK to coast this week and feel the love. All should be good now, as in being in the groove of your life, love and aims. While there can be some rockiness in your day-to-day routines, your overall attitude is so far intact that nothing should penetrate it. So, when some turbulence does hit, don’t freak — it’ll all even out by the end.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go ahead and be lead by your desires, as it’s too overpowering to try to stop yourself now. Besides, if you’re going to learn anything, you have to walk through the fire to get the full education. However, chances are you’ll be in for a few happy surprises, as what you think you know won’t be what is there. Ultimately, at the end, you will gain more than expected.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The universe is out to get you laid and in love, as Mars and Venus are ganging up in your romance sector to ensure that possibilities come flowing in. Of course, if you’re that fed up and want to keep those walls up, your creativity will also be peaking and can keep you busy like a bee. However, seems the powers that be might be too strong for you to resist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Rocky times are headed your way on the domestic front, as bratty behaviors take center stage. So, if you want some peace of mind, it’ll mean being prepared to compromise and see what reason can buy you. Unfortunately, these days, it probably won’t be too much, so brace yourself for one of those weeks where happy hour truly will mean something special to you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Languish in long conversation during these last days of summer. It’s in one of these talks that you’ll get that “ah-ha” moment about that certain someone you’ve had hanging on your line. The only true way to your heart now is through your mind. If they can prove they know how to open those little doorways in, then get ready for phase number two.

Ask The Astrosexologist: How Do I Nab An Aquarius Man?

So there’s this guy that I have had a major crush on for about five years now. His birthday is Feb. 9 (Aquarius), and my birthday is Sept. 24 (Libra). I’ve gotten quite a few signs from him that he is interested in me, but seeing as we are both rather shy, neither of us have done anything. So my question is, is there anything that I can do to encourage him to do something, or is there anything in particular that I can do that would … entice him, for lack of a better word, or even sort of draw him in? I don’t see him much anymore, but I have him as a friend on Facebook, so I have some access to what’s going on in his life. Like I said, I’ve liked this guy for about five or six years now and I’m tired of this game we’ve been playing. I look at him; he looks away. He looks at me and I look away. We seem to have lots in common personality wise. We’re both kind of sarcastic and we both have the same sense of humor, but we are also both kind of shy, which makes this sort of thing kind of difficult. Plus, neither of us have had a lot of experience with the opposite sex. Anyway, what should I do? – Nat

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