Profile for Kiki T

In Bed With … David Beckham

VITAL STATS
Born: May 2, 1975 at 9:30 AM in London (UK)
Sun Sign: Taurus
Ascendant: Cancer
Moon: Aquarius
Mercury: Taurus
Venus: Gemini
Mars: Pisces

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Ask The Astrosexologist: I Can’t Quit A Libra Man

I was best friends with this guy all through college. Senior year we figured out we were attracted to each other and secretly hooked up a couple of times even though we were both in very serious relationships. We continued to hook up whenever we saw each other, but we never spoke about an actual relationship or our real feelings for one another.

Fast forward to last year — we had a very intense email correspondence going, telling each other how much we loved each other, and how we would try our best to make a relationship work, despite us living on opposite coasts with promising careers. At this time he was in a serious long-term relationship with another girl but he intimated that he would break up with her when he returned. I went to visit him for a week. During that trip, I learned that he was planning to buy a house and move in with his long-term girlfriend. I was pissed off and didn’t speak to him for a year. He and his girlfriend are now living the perfect suburban dream.

A couple of months ago, when he was visiting the west coast, I saw him. It was wonderful and we hooked up again. The last night he was in town, we stayed up all night talking—it was intense. I wanted to tell him how much he had hurt me before, but I didn’t want to ruin a perfect night. So, I emailed him after he left and told him how much he had hurt me, how much he meant to me, and how I was still willing to make something work. I haven’t heard from him for two months. I’m totally kicking myself, but I still want to believe in my heart that this just isn’t the time for us, and that the time might come someday. My birthday is 11/29/78, time 7:56am, in Washington. His birthday is 9/26/78. Do we have a chance in hell or am I another doormat? — Confused Keep reading »

For The Week Of February 9-15, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

We all need to fall off the wagon sometimes, because no one is perfect and because it feels good. Yes, this week will bring the downfall of something that will irritate, but it won’t kill you. So, move it along fast with going all out decadent this week to clean it out of your system. After enough purging, you’ll have earned your stripes to get back on the pony.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Friendships can emerge in funny places, as you’ll see what sprouts out from underneath you this week, giving you reason to pause and wonder where you are. Sure, this might be confusing to you, but whatever the case, know the outcome is pleasant and you should take this as your lesson that the world hasn’t completely gone to hell yet.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There’s a fine line in balancing your private life and your career, and as the responsibilities get more intense, it’ll make life more hectic than it’s been in a while. The demands will come in from everywhere, with an ability to blindside you into total bitchdom. Whatever. Take this as a hint of where your true priorities lie and proceed accordingly.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not all that you see is what is happening. This week, a major spiritual turn of events is on the agenda and could have you rethinking your plans in life. Thankfully, the switch up will be for the better and bring in that much needed inspiration that’ll give you a push towards a better life, one in which you finally feel as if your connecting to something or someone of a higher level.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s hard to tell what happens in that scheming little mind of yours and this week, it’ll be the most intense. However, if you want to seize the power and get extra insight on that certain someone you’ve been dangling close to your heart, then make that move to turn up the heat. Intimacy in on the menu and it’ll be up to you to place that order.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Your relationship woes will be getting intense as the negotiations continue and have you fuming out your ears. However, this is all necessary to start shaping the life and love you want, all be it with or without the current state of affairs. Realize at the end of the day, the only thing you should know is compromising your own happiness is not an option.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Just because you love someone, doesn’t mean you always have to give into their needs, as if they are more important than you. Sure, be nice and offer help when asked, but don’t give yourself over like you are some slave, because when it comes down to it, you’re only asking to be traveling on a one way street with behaviors like that.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you think you found someone that rocks your world, you discover another side to him that has you feeling as if you might have had a temporary loss of judgment and needing to find the exit door fast. Whatever. Screw the guilt and run while you still have a chance of being written off as nuts. After all, you have the rep of fleeting love affair master to uphold.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Screw bureaucracy and any sort of rules that hold you back. You know you don’t have to follow the pack and the only reason you do is because you’re lazy. You owe it to yourself and humanity to share your precious ideas, so shake up your foundations and lay your ideals on harder surfaces. Time to live out louder.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You might have a bigger mouth than most, but being louder doesn’t automatically make you right. This time around, be a sweetie and ask before sharing too many of your opinions, as some things are just better left unsaid. Yes, your best bet to turn it out with that special someone is to assume the role of supporting cast, rather than the star.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A breakthrough with money issues with your baby is coming and it’ll put you both on a whole new playing field, as you will be able to open up to a new level of trust you didn’t think could happen. Seems there is more to your relationship that just sex and codependence, as you’ll find your logic works just as succinctly.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

An offer is coming that’ll be hard to resist, but unfortunately it’ll mean sacrificing something else in your life that you cherish. As this decision puts you firmly on the fence, don’t be hasty in making decisions, as making the wrong choice will breed much bitterness. While there isn’t an easy solution, there is one that can work if you give it time to emerge.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Naughty Sag Bored By Leo Boyfriend

I need your help, I’m a Sagittarius (11/23/88) and my boyfriend is a Leo (07/30/89). He’s a really nice guy and he gets along very well with my family, but I feel like he lets people tread all over him. His mom uses him and treats him like a stepchild, and he just takes it. She’s never encouraged him to go to college, and she never motivates him to be better. I’m tired of him being a momma’s boy.

I’m also tired of being the only person encouraging him to do something for himself. I help my mom by babysitting for my siblings, while I also have two jobs, go to school part time, and study for exams; I don’t have time for a loser BF. He does nothing with his life, so we never have anything to talk about. And then there’s our sex life. I feel like an idiot when I’m trying to talk dirty. He’s quiet ALL the time, even in the middle of sex, and it’s always the same two positions. Our sex life is boring, despite the fact that I try so hard by wearing sexy and provocative things. He won’t even spank me! I just don’t know if I should stay with Mr. Nice Guy. – Ms. Naughty Girl Keep reading »

For The Week Of February 2-8, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You can’t be everything to everybody and even if you could, would you really want to? No. People are ungrateful and you’d be wasting your time. For now, this is the slogan and this is the reason why you need to put those efforts back into yourself. Work up a sweat at the gym, as it’ll be the best and only place you’ll see results

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

If you want to get what you want, you’re going to have to get pushy—but not in the obvious way. This means moving ahead of your competition or who ever is bugging the hell out of you, to put them in their place. Yes, this week will launch a bit of a soap opera theme to your life, but whatever, at least you’ll know you’re the star.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Sunlight deficiency is a bitch, especially when it comes to a nocturnal creature like you. Although you’ll be feeling less motivated to get out and about, this will be your time to make a concerted effort to start switching up your routines and trying out new habits, as being a vegetable right now is the biggest curse you can place on yourself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your mind will be racing along at twice the speed and this will mean coming up with many hair-brained schemes. Whatever bizarre ideas you dream of, explore it. You’ll be way ahead of yourself and with this energy; it’ll put you in prime position to magnetize a few odd, but worthy, options.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Time to bust out the new man on your friends. Enough of trying to sort out the picture alone — what fun is that? You need a few trusted opinions to seal the deal. Chances are if you take the plunge now, things will fall into place easier — as in scheduling one big meet and greet, rather than sporadic one-on-ones that’ll only breed a chain of preconceived notions.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

When it comes to all matters of power and love, this is when you’re going to be able to take the reins and call the shots as you see them. However, be clear about stating your case, as in not wasting time barking up the wrong tree because once you start setting the demands, it won’t take too long to see who is with you or who isn’t.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

When you love, there is no holding you back. You give all of yourself and want to get the same indulged feeling back. This week, go all out on taking it in, because the love will be there for you. In fact, the more you get lost in it, the higher your creativity will soar and the more you will feel in your element. The catch, this source might need to stay secret for now.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

If you want anything done this week, you’re going to have to get into the trenches and work it yourself. Sure, friends are there to help, kind of, but they’ll be more focused on their own agenda than being able to do exactly as you say — so don’t rely too much on their advice or favors. This week, seize and conquer on your own.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your patience runs thin and there’ll be no more making excuses for having your kindness exploited. Time to stop it dead in its tracks, come to grips that you are not at your best and rectify the situation. This will mean some big changes, but really, making a decision is the hardest step to make. From there, hire movers to do the rest.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

A feeling of wanderlust is going to hit and removing yourself from your current environment in any way will do wonders for raising your chances at a spiritual catharsis that can set your world straight. If no such opportunity arises, then it’ll be up to you to make it happen. If this means finding yourself a foreign sex partner for the week, that’ll also do.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Take a deep breath and take one day at a time. Seems you will be your own worst enemy this week, as your ability to create paranoias and think up insane scenarios will be at peak levels. The odd thing about it though, it will give you a lot more energy to run from your demons, which can turn out just right if you happen to be darting off in the right direction.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Watch out for a tumultuous turn in your love affairs, as your honey will be feeling way more agitated and you’ll seem to rub each other in all the wrong ways. However, a little tension won’t kill anything, but if you take the high route and use it for good, it can be just the way to reignite the sparks back into the boudoir to put you back in sync, at least sexually speaking.

In Bed With … The Killers’ Brandon Flowers

VITAL STATS
Born: June 21, 1981, Las Vegas, NV
Sun Sign: Cancer
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Aquarius
Mercury: Cancer
Venus: Cancer
Mars: Gemini

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Ask The Astrosexologist: I’m Dating A Crazy Libra!

I’m a strong Aquarius and my partner is a Libra. She and I started out as friends; we met through a drama club and a community service club. She would flirt with me and I would flirt back — at the time, I had no idea that I was a lesbian. We quickly became very sexual-hump buddies and then I kissed her in the heat of the moment. Three months later we started having sexy-time-escapades. Then she said she actually liked me; I hesitated, but I said I liked her too. So, we’ve been dating for about two years now, but I still have a desire to be free.

She can be very controlling and manipulating. I’ve wanted to break up with her, but she threatens to kill herself. Recently, I decided that I would break up with her because I am about to go to college and I really want a clean, focused state of mind upon entering college — but I can’t do it. I just don’t know what to do about this situation and in my opinion it is getting out of control. The first time she gave me oral sex we got in a HUGE fight right before — I regret that so much. Basically, our relationship is based on sexual desire with a hint of friendship. She is all about being out about being gay and letting everyone know, but I don’t like that idea. I just don’t know what to do. – Ms. Aqua Keep reading »

For The Week Of January 26-February 1, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Time to take a giant step back from your life and look at the whole picture, rather than muddle your mind into the details and ignore the priorities that should matter. Something is amiss and you know it. This is your time to break in better habits, draw new boundaries and see that immediate improvements are possible if you just say it’s so.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The kinkiness coming into your love life is going to make you so hot, it’ll feel as if your having a religious experience. Whatever the challenge, don’t say no—no matter how initially intimidated you are. To say the least, there are some banging good times for you this week and as long as you keep an open mind, fate won’t fail you.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is your time for a new beginning, literally or metaphorically. If you have no plans to move or make a drastic change in your foundations, think about it. The past has had its day with you and the quicker you turn the page and move ahead, the faster it’ll be that destiny plays back and starts giving you more of what you wish.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

It’s not that your honey doesn’t want to give you what you want, it’s that he doesn’t know what you want. Seeing that you’re flying about your own universe at a thousand miles a minute, it can be difficult for the average guy to decipher what’s going on. This week, do plan to sit still and do plan to get in some quality bonding time, it’ll do wonders for making your sweetie smarter.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Striving for security in the normal route you usually go is no longer going to work, as its time for you to step it up and be a little more daring, a little more risqué and a little more devilish in your dealings with others, as just relying on being responsive isn’t going to get you much farther or any happier and if definitely won’t resuscitate your sex life.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If your love life has been slumping, making you’re feeling as if you should just crawl under a rock, this is going to be one of those weeks you’ll love, as something magical is set to happen, stirring up the pot to bring new life to your libido. To get yourself in order, pimp, preen and pamper yourself into perfection, as you will need to be ready for your moment in the spotlight.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’re going to have to put your selfishness aside, as this is the time your boo is going to be extra needy and you’ll have to play the nursemaid. On some level it’ll frustrate you, but on another it’ll turn you on, as you’ll see a more vulnerable side that you never knew existed. So, yes, while the week starts out aggravatingly, it’ll end up quite nicely with much more power in your hands.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

It’s all about who you know, and if you call around to those contacts, you’ll find the right piece to the puzzle that’ll get you closer to the ideal place in life that you dream of. This could mean meeting someone special, having a boost in your social status or career. Wherever the connection happens, trust your life is about to get way hotter.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Your reputation is going to be under fire, as secrets of yours get leaked out — but fear not, because karma will have your back and support will be coming from surprising places, turning the situation around to put you on top. Seems dirty scandalous stories will have a way of boosting your rep into delicious infamy.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

All the crap you’ve suffered through and the disturbing love affairs you’ve hid in shame will all come converging into a explosive epiphany this week. However, the way you incite this eruption could happen rather bizarrely, but whatever the case, all the pain and sorrow you’ve endured will make sense and this week will make you feel as if where you are is exactly where you should be.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You’ll be feeling extra horny this week, but don’t be a freak about it. If you want it, you can have it — but you’re going to have to put away your shyness routine and pull out those lethal doses of charm to make your point. You know it, don’t sit around waiting for miracles to happen, take the power into your own hands and then into the sweetest parts of you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A major break through in your relationship or the way you have relationships is going to happen and it’ll put your mind in a tizzy, as you’ll see things are no longer the way they use to be and it’ll mean stepping up your game, as the level of skill you are playing against or wanting to play against is higher and no longer are those silly little tricks going to win your any favors.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Should I Stay With My Alcoholic Libra Boyfriend?

I’m a Leo (8/10/82) and my boyfriend is a Libra (9/25/81). We’ve been together for about two years and it’s the most compatible relationship I’ve ever had. Most of the time, he’s very sweet to me and would do anything for me. We love each other, marriage has come up in conversation, and we live together. However, he has a slight drinking problem. He’s cut back a lot since we temporarily broke up and got back together. He doesn’t drink every day, all day anymore. He’s not a violent drunk, and, actually, most of the time he doesn’t even get drunk.

Lately, though, when he has been drunk, he gets a little belligerent and says idiotic things that make no sense. It’s like he’s suffering from dementia. It’s really irritating, especially when he does this around my friends and makes them think he’s an idiot. When I tell him how he’s acting, he’s dismissive. Yesterday, he even called me a bitch, which he knows is my trigger word. I’ve been with an alcoholic before and the relationship was a terrible mess. I don’t want this one to get that way. Is it worth letting him take the slow road to recovery or should I just give up? – Fed Up With Nonsense Keep reading »

In Bed With … Matthew Fox

VITAL STATS
Born: July 14, 1966 in Crowheart, Wyoming
Sun Sign: Cancer
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Gemini
Mercury: Leo
Venus: Gemini
Mars: Cancer Keep reading »

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