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For The Week Of July 12-18, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your emotions are going to be stronger than you can contain, which may lead to some crazy behavior that you didn’t think you had in you. While you might be embarrassed when you have two seconds to stop to think about your actions, it won’t matter much, because this week the one you’ve got on the hook will be hot for the insanity that you spew.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Celebrate all that you have accomplished, even if no one else gets how hard you worked for it. Right not is not about getting validation from others, but to understand yourself better and create an even bigger picture. Don’t worry, you won’t ever be alone in that image, but just make sure you are the star of that vision.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Don’t try to analyze the invites that pop up this week, as in whether they’re too boring or too not-your-speed. The situations that start up now aren’t quite going to unravel the way you suspect and will come under very deceiving covers. You need to enter this journey one way to come out another.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

If you want to show that you care, you’re really going to have to reach deep inside yourself and pull out a rabbit. This is the time you need to send out your messages loud and clear and without strings attached. Your actions haven’t exactly been obvious so far, but now is the time when it’s do or die.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Not everything you will hear this week will be to your liking. But it’s the truth, and if you want to continue on the path you’re going, you are going to have to swallow some of these facts and sort them out — it’s the way your cookie is now crumbling. However, know that where these words are coming from isn’t bad, just tough.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You and your boo will be clashing on opinions on the most trivial issues. Though, chances are there’s more than meets the eye concerning why you are both acting so petty. Of course, you are under no obligation to be the bigger person. But if you do want to end these little aggravations and gain a better footing as the dominant one, go ahead and call it as you see it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Expect a sweet sense of balance in your love life, as the pieces of the puzzle start to fall into place and have you understanding the depth of emotion you have going on with your honey. However, just because you’ve found answers, that doesn’t mean they’ll work for everyone. So, think twice before getting preachy to friends, or you won’t be winning their popularity votes.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Even though your brain will be traveling at super-lightning speeds, making decisions at the drop of a hat, others won’t be moving as fast. So, for that, sit your butt down and enjoy the view. No, not the most glamorous news to hear, but at least this means you’ll have time to enjoy the hobbies in your life, like shopping.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You’re horny and can’t take it any longer — admit it and do something about it! There are no excuses, as Mars and Venus are working side by side, 24-7 in your true love sector, helping you get you what you need, whether it’s a 24-hour crush or a long-term love. So if your itches aren’t getting scratched by later this week, you’ll only have yourself to blame.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll need a time-out to recalibrate all that you are and to get back into working order. You’ll have a few rounds of unnecessary sparring with family and/or coworkers that’ll make you feel less than sexy. Thankfully, your boo won’t be on your sh*t list, so you should answer the door at least once and get plugged into some energy that will recharge you.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Don’t listen to anyone else when it comes to matters of the heart. They’ll all sound like white noise anyway. Your intuition will be at its sharpest to process emotions regarding a recent drama. You will see that excuses won’t work and you won’t want to waste time thinking them up anyway, as taking that giant leap into the unknown will feel the most liberating.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Cleaning messes isn’t an overnight job — some might take years. However, as you get a nice psychological handi-wipe coming at you, via juicy gossip about someone from way back when, it’ll prove the anguish you had to go through to leave them behind was worth your while, because who they are now reflects their true colors, just as who you are now reflects yours.

Ask The Astrosexologist: How Can This Solo Scorpio Bag A Boyfriend?

I am the definition of a Scorpio. I am passionate and extremely intense in everything I do, but I am always aware of other people and their emotions—yet, I’VE NEVER DATED IN MY LIFE. I go out a lot and a lot of my friends are in relationships. Everyone has got a person to lean on, always the not so nice girls that got the bitch title have a guy. Even though their personality is not very kind, the guys they have are too good for them—and everyone wonders why I cannot get one. They say I’m nice, they say I can be cute, but I don’t have anyone to hug and cuddle with. In fall, I’m starting college as a freshman. Since I’m starting a new chapter in my life I want to have someone. My question is what are my chances of finally getting a taste of the love bug? Do you have any advice for a certain sign for me to look for? Just what are the stars saying and is there any astro advice? – K.

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VITAL STATS
Born: December 28, 1976 in Pittsburgh, PA
Sun Sign: Capricorn
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Aries
Mercury: Capricorn
Venus: Aquarius
Mars: Sagittarius

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For The Week Of July 5-11, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

All your wishes will seem as if they’re coming true and you’ll feel as if you are floating on a marshmallow cloud, with sweetness and light surrounding you. The best part of this all: bragging to all those who doubted you were going to make it. So, make sure you throw in two cents when possible this week, as that’ll be the most delicious part.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to guilt you’ve held for too long, this week you’ll finally let it go. Whether it’s having that conversation with that certain someone and getting whatever you need off your chest or understanding your actions were the best you could do at that time, you’ll work your way back to personal freedom and get that control you have for too long let go.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your mouth will be going a mile a minute and you won’t be able to stop yourself from unloading all the emotions you’ve had bottled up for too long. While you might think this will end a relationship, it’ll actually mark a new start, as what you say will have more validity to the listener than you suspect and an amazing turn-about will begin.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You’re going to have some wacky ideas about how you play your game, but no matter how strange the ideas appear, go with it. What you need now is more innovation and spontaneity, going with your most bizarre ideas and showing off your most unique sides. The more you flaunt this side to you, the more enticing your prospects will come, as weird will attract weird.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Magic moments are going to happen and you’ll be sealing the deal even further with your honey, and all the paranoia you’ve had will melt away, as you will stop seeing the past with all its dirt and grime and look out into the future, to see it bright and sunny. Seems you will be able to change how you see the past when you start mapping out your future.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Throw away the routines and start something new. Realize you aren’t stuck to the manicness that surrounds you everyday and you can start getting that peace of mind you dream about. Seems you are your own worst enemy. As soon as you start taking some bigger responsibilities and giant leaps of faith, you’ll see that those messes in your life are not permanent.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Fight your laziness and venture out to new and exciting places. It’s possible you’ll encounter something that intrigues you to the core! Yes, despite the fact that decent crushes may seem impossible to come by as of late, this week it’ll all turn around. Out of the woodwork will come some sexy turning of the screws.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is the week you’ll want to curl up at home and throw the key out, as you’ll be feeling more in your groove behind close doors. As for romance, oddly enough, it’ll be the more practical parts of love that will get you going. So, go ahead, clean out the closets and scrub those floors together – weird activities like that will really do it for you now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You aren’t always right, but who cares? If you believe it, then you have to defend it and as long as you can stand by what you are saying, then go for it. Seems this week, whoever is more passionate and more persistent will get their way. Thankfully, since you were born under the sign of stubbornness, all bets are on you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your eye will be wandering to all the wrong places to stir up some excitement, but whatever, sometimes you need to have that double-edge sword to really feel the passion to get your butt into gear and put yourself into that mindset that you can have it all. After all, if you can’t have a 5-ring circus spinning around you, you might as well just go to sleep.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Surprises are in store, as opportunities you wouldn’t suspect will come creeping around the corner. While you may try to sort this all out logically, forget it. Go with your gut. Anything you try to sort out with logic won’t last. Besides, when it comes down to it, you know you’ve got to really feel it to believe in it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

An emotional breakthrough is coming and going to hit you like a ton of bricks — you’ll finally get clarity on a situation that has been wearing down your confidence for too long. While it will leave a slight confusion that won’t be so comfortable, trust you are heading in the right direction and from here on out, anything is possible.

For The Week Of June 28-July 4, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of ruling too hard with your iron fist, as in demanding too high of expectations, making it impossible for anyone to keep up with you. Call it being efficient or call it a defense mechanism, whichever it is, slow it down for just a moment and let the other catch up. Besides, it’ll feel nice with something hot on your tail again.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

The frustration will seem palpable this week, as it seems as if you are always taking two steps forward and then three back. Life isn’t easy and sorry, there isn’t much you can do. Thankfully, you are the sign with tons of patience and grace under fire, and if you keep holding steady, you’ll find your just rewards are soon coming around the corner.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget standards, because the more you pile on to your “must have list,” the more you are boxing yourself in. Not to say you’re being too rigid, but you are white knuckling it enough to avoid jumping into anything else that’s vaguely different than what you envision. That can be your own method of subconscious self-sabotage. Just saying…

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Time to own up to the truth and clear up old issues that keep popping up. Yes, time to humble yourself and offer up some apologies, as they are due. Not to say you have to beg, but some humility would be nice. Doing so will be quite the endearing way to open up your baby to you in just that special way that’ll make all feel new again.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ve spoken enough. Now, it’s time for your boo to have the platform and share his or her two cents. Yes, time for your honey to let loose and share their innermost ideals, complaints, and ideas for what is happening between the two of you. While it might sound harsh at times, if you want to move ahead, you’re going to have to listen.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Just because you’re in love doesn’t mean it’s okay to blindly go wherever your honey wants to go. While some ideas are totally up your alley, the rest won’t be music to your ears. To avoid obliterating your boundaries, speak up now or forever hold your peace, because it only takes one little lie now to start a snowball effect into misery.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Your love life is going to be entering a whole new zone where words will flow freely and emotions will be clarified, putting you both on the same page and creating a structure that will make day-to-day life more romantic than ever. While you thought routine was for the birds, you’ll be singing a new song as you find out it’s for lovebirds.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You might be feeling the love, but you won’t have time to show it, as your priorities elsewhere will make your honey low on the priority totem pole. However, as you already do too much in your relationship, consider this a nice change of pace, as you can now let honey flex his TLC muscles — and they do need work, as chances are they’re a bit atrophied by now.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Chances are your love life has been less than satisfactory as of late, but this week, tides will turn and you’ll have much to celebrate, as unexpected twists are coming, turning your affairs from drab to fab. Yes, time to clean up the boudoir, pull out the lingerie and buy the jumbo box of condoms, because finally there’ll be a gentlemen caller or two who will know how to ring your bell.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ve thrown the ball over to the other court and now all you can do is wait. While chances are you won’t get what you want on a silver platter ASAP, you have at least opened up a dialogue and now you can work the strategies. No, it’s not the most romantic journey, but sometimes it’s the destination that’ll make up for it all.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your brain will be shooting your mouth off faster than you will be able to control, but the good news is that the things that will fly out will be just what is needed to be said to that certain someone. Whether this is setting things in motion or back on track, rest assured that fate is taking the reins now and all will be back to your liking in just a few.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You might be feeling a bit more emotional these days, causing sudden outbursts that you can’t control and making you look like a mess. However, if you have the right support, then don’t worry about how this comes across, because when the chips are down and the chemistry is right, that certain someone will love you even more during times like these.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Do I Still Have A Shot With My Scorpio BF?

I’m a Taurus and he’s a Scorpio. We used to date a while ago and he quickly became my best friend as well, but it was my first real relationship and he moved way too fast for me emotionally. So we broke up. Then last year, when I was going through a hard time and despite all the time that had passed, he was the only one I wanted to talk it through with. So I reconnected with him and ended up telling him how much I really missed him — but, I knew I wasn’t ready for a relationship at that particular time and I told him that, but he asked me out again anyway. I told him to just give me some time and he said he would, but apparently he took it as a kiss off because before I had had enough time he was dating someone new. Since then we have sporadically been keeping in touch, but now my situation has changed and we might be seeing a lot more of each other. I decided that if I got the chance to be with him again I would take it, ready or not. Although, right now he is involved (with yet another girl) and I dunno if I should push the subject now or wait it out. I’ve tried to move on, but every time I see the way he looks at me, it gives me hope and I just want to know whether or not there is a chance? – Hopeful

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