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For The Week Of November 8-14, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Who cares if the only thing you like about your latest catch is how they look and it makes you unable to think of anything else? Lust is a perfectly fine way to get things started, as it’s at least a start. If you find that after a while that is all that is there, then you’ll be bored in time and all will work itself out. For now, appreciate the splendor and live in the moment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Temptations will be streaming in from all directions and it’ll be harder for you to reign in your discipline, as all you want to do is say, “Yes.” However, do realize that sometimes it’s more about having choices than actually traveling down every option that’s the sexy part, because in the end, consequences for over-indulging are never nice.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This is your time to break patterns. Even if you can’t even think of other ways of doing what you do, stop and do nothing. Whatever the case, this is your time to pause and reconfigure your direction and forge a new path. Not to say you have to have all the answers right now, but just one step in an alternate direction will do and all the rest will fall slowly into place.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You won’t be able to hold yourself back from the genius you will be feeling, so it’s a matter of keeping up your energy to go with the flow. However, it will take some group efforts to make your vision real, so plot and plan your strategy with detail, because as long as you have a good blueprint to work from, success is inevitable.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget trying to spend too much alone time with your baby to figure out what is going on with him, instead realize the source to all your answers lies with his friends and this is the week they will be more than willing to aid and abet you in all that you need to know. It seems you have more than a few allies wishing for the same outcome as you.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you want anything to happen the way you want, you’re going to have to get assertive and blunt. That someone is willing to listen and wants to do right by you, but without some direction, it’s hard for them to hit it just the way you like it. While this might be a bit confusing to articulate early on and even a little uncomfortable, after a while, you’ll wonder why you were ever that shy.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit power rocks your world and make your choices accordingly, as there is no time now to feel sorry for another and expect to be the light of their life that lifts them out of their despair. As it must be, it’s every man and woman for himself or herself now. And for you, time to reach further to the top, because where you’ll find what you truly need is not where you currently stand.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Exaggerate your needs! Not to say you have to lie, but when it comes to explaining what you want from another, you’ll have to go up and beyond the norm into fantastical. Only when you set the bar so high will that person be able to jump to a place that you can live with. Otherwise, setting them up with the truth won’t actually inspire enough momentum. Odd, but true.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

It’s all about sitting back and letting things go on their own, to see what arises. This isn’t the time to push too hard for anything, as it won’t give you a truthful portrayal of whom you are playing with. After all, when no one is looking, isn’t leaving someone to their own devices the only way to see if their game is even worth it? This time around, most definitely!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Things get intense when those conversations that lead you out of confusion and into peace, love and giddiness begin. Yes, this is a week when love and commitment will play a crucial role in your life and most likely for the better. However, remember, it takes two to make a thing go right, so don’t hold back. It’ll be your purging that will be the start to this new foundation.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Emotionally speaking, change will be causing a tension knot that will be driving you mad. However, don’t be a control freak, as sometimes a new route is just what it takes to make things more interesting, even if a few turns of it will seem too much to bare. Remember, nothing is ever finite in this crazy game called love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You won’t be able to stop your mouth from going off without a filter, but don’t worry, it’ll be fantastic. Seems there are more than a few things you need to get off your chest about your current situation and seems the only way to be fully honest with it all is by snapping. Thankfully, when you get into your power like this, not only is it effective but hot as hell too.

Ask The Astrosexologist: “Should I Go For A Second Shot With My Libra Ex?”

I am an Aries and I was seeing a Libra. When he got accepted to college abroad, he moved. Before he went, he had said he loved me and could never forget me. We tried a long-distance relationship for a while, but it didn’t work out, especially for me. I don’t know who was the one with the worse communication skills, but yeah, it was rocky… Sometimes we wouldn’t talk to each other for months. I decided to call it off and he agreed because he said he’d do anything to make me happy. However, we kept in touch through mails and IM only, no phone calls.

Apparently, I am still stuck on that relationship because I never put my 100 percent in any other guy I have been with after him. I have been on lots of first dates, but can count the second dates on one hand. He still mails me once in a while and I have this nagging feeling that he might be getting over me because he has started to see this girl for sometime now. However, I am sure if I say anything about being back together, he might consider. Should I ? Do you think it would be worth all that trouble and heartache for all three people involved? I am miserable thinking about that one guy who had pleaded his “undying love and commitment” … the one I let go. – Empty

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For The Week Of November 1-7, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

This week your sage advice will bring on brilliant consequences for a certain someone and for that (as in him finally beginning to get the scope of your mental prowess), he’ll be even crazier about ravaging the enigma that is your body. Of course, being slow on the uptake has never been a teaser for you, so how you play with this ball in your court will be solely up to your discretion.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your five senses will be working on overdrive, so don’t waste them on anyone you don’t want to see, smell, feel, hear and taste 24-7, as all that you experience now is fuel for your creative senses, which can lead you to brilliant ideas and professional breakthroughs as well. Yes, once you get the ball rolling in the right manner, seems its chain reaction can make all fall into place.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You’ll have had it with beating yourself up over things you want and don’t have. Now it’s time to see what’s right in front of you is incredible and more fantastical than you first assumed. Yes, a change of heart is coming for the better and all the love and light you dreamt of will start to feel possible — and not in that scary Danielle Staub kind of way.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not everyone is going to get with your aggression or passion, and for them, too bad. Avoid holding yourself back for anyone else now, as that is going to make you feel the ire of regret soon enough. You’ve set the pace; now it’s up to them to keep up or not. If not, no problem, there’s always another who can catch up — so don’t dumb yourself down!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

If so-and-so can’t say it to your face, there is no reason you can’t turn the tables on them and get back in theirs. You’re going to have to defend yourself now, as someone around you is going to be acting out in all kinds of shady ways. However, once you set your foot down and show them what you’ve got, the respect and power you deserve is yours for the taking.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You never thought you would be the kind to get jealous of your boo, but when you come down with a bout of the “have and have-nots,” you’ll be all about underestimating yourself. Whatever. Go with it and run through all those negative feelings, because only after you purge it all is when you can finally start rebuilding it too.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You won’t be able to see straight with lust going right into your brain and having you feel as if you are living an alternate universe. The good news is that it is real and you’ve earned every second of it! So forget asking too many questions, because ruining the vibe now with anything other than indulgence will forever put a wrench into your sexy little monkey works.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Just when you thought you knew what was happening and with whom, in comes a Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde moment when your honey’s actions will seem as if they come out of left field and make you wonder what in the hell he or she might be smoking. Luckily for some though, this may mean a fun twist of events rather than an aggravating one.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Being chill in love is fine, but being complacent is not. Hello, time to realize not all is perfect in paradise and you may be slowly sliding down so-and-so’s priority list. Either or, to avoid a tragic end, time to add some spice to your current romantic bouillabaisse and start stirring the pot, as it’s all in your hands now to get the flavor back.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Sit back and relax. The less you stress yourself out about things, the clearer the answers are on what you need to do. Yes, this is your time to work smart, not hard, and the only way you can be at your cleverest is at your quietest — which is something new for you, but will prove to be interesting, informative and indispensable.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Just when you thought your lip-gloss was going to waste and that certain someone was forever in the “do not disturb” bin, in comes a surprise that will make you do a fast double take. Seems all mysteries aren’t so easily solved, as there are a few more clues that’ll pop up, and by following up on them, you may just crack this whole case and make it your own.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is your time to win over some points with your boo’s family, so clear out your schedule and start putting in some dates that will start giving you some clout in the eyes of those who will matter the most. This is your time to really start sealing the deal. Once you’ve won the kingpins over, it’ll be easy street.

For The Week Of October 25-31, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be careful of bullies now. For now stick to your guns on what you need to do for you and forget others. This is your time to make choices and go through your mental baggage before picking up anyone else’s — because that is exactly what another is asking.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Let loose your flirty side and take that leap of faith by approaching that certain someone who you never in your wildest dreams thought you could hook, because this week your game will be on and it’s best aimed towards someone who strays from your norm. While it may or may not be true love forever, the short-term outcome will give you something to smile about.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You can’t always be in control. Besides it being tiring, when it comes to relationships, if you take this clenched fist approach, how will you ever know what your other half’s potential is? Sure, you might be saving time, but it shows you don’t have much faith. So, as hard it as may be, this week, slide into that passenger seat and enjoy the view. Chances are you’ll love it.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You want what you want, when you want it and how you want it. Anyone who might get in your way will suffer a horrific demise, because there is no stopping you from getting what you want now and if anything does, then woe is them. This is your time to claim all that you dream of and dream as large as you want, no matter what!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Hearing “I told you so” is the most grating of all phrases to you, so brace yourself as this week something you regret could come back to haunt you. However, what can you do now? Take time to reflect, but take even more time to sort out a new game plan. Nothing now is permanent and if you work fast, it’ll make this phase pass even faster.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

There will be an odd, but tasty, connection you can make through someone you know that will land you an opportunity that will have you feeling your game once again. Just don’t be shy about being around vague acquaintances or new faces, as this week’s plan of action will likely unfold in a weird way before you see how it’ll all make sense.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Admit falling in love on the installment plan blows. So, before you hook yet another with lots of potential but not much to show for it, change your trajectory fast! This is your time to stand up taller and realize you’re not a girl who can be bought on a layaway plan. Yes, baby, it’s C.O.D. now or nothing at all!

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Who cares if all your latest conquest has to offer is a pretty face. As it stands, you are not after true love at this very moment and the less you take seriously, the better off you will be. This is your time to realize your power as independently as possible. If this means taking up a few strays to have some fun, whatever. It’s all in the name of fun, so live it up!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Wait to tell the world anything exciting that is brewing with you and your honey. This is your time to just savor the news together in private, as once the cat comes out of the bag, more chaos than you can imagine will ensue and may kill the current buzz you have going on. Yes, one day it will be time to share, but that day is not included in this week.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Just when you and your boo were in sync, in comes a major influx of turmoil to shake up your happy little love nest. Seems all of a sudden power struggles will strike and passive-aggressive behaviors will take front and center. While it’ll aggravate, realize this is a small price to pay for some super hot sex, because when all has settled, that’s what you’ll remember from it anyway.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

No matter what you’ve done in the past, it is never too late to make up if you can stand by your word here on out. Everyone is entitled to have made mistakes, but living in the shame of it and taking no actions for it won’t be doing you any favors. If you can trust what you believe in, go for it and make it happen, as it seriously is now or never.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You love a little tension when it comes to love, as in being with someone feisty is the kind of fun that makes you curious in all sorts of places. Though, as this week progresses and has you thinking you know all, prepare yourself for a bit of fire to heat you up in all the right spots. Just don’t jump to conclusions. Big surprises will arrive in unassuming packages.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Will My Pisces Ex Try To Win Me Back?

I am a Taurus woman and my guy is a Pisces. We started going out in March and it was going really well. Although we were busy with our classes, we still made time for each other. Initially we would go out during the weekends, but then he started asking to hang out with me in between classes. Although we felt like we were already in a relationship, he told me that he wanted to start being in an official relationship with me after summer, because he and his ex started out long distance before, and they didn’t work out. Two days before we leave to go back home, he tells me that it seems like we’re already in a relationship, but I reminded him of what he said before, so we decided to start our relationship only after summer.

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For The Week Of October 18-24, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

There is never a dull moment when it comes to what you are finding in your inbox these days. Yes, bizarre communications have been plaguing you. This week the game gets stepped up even further, as a few shocking revelations will find their way to you, opening up bigger and bolder questions in your mind that may make your brain implode.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your body is going to be craving something deeper and darker, negating all that your logic wants to tell you. Seems there is a power that’ll be luring you in so strongly that if you try to resist, your curiosity will hold on even tighter. Whatever, just go with it, as either choice will have difficult consequences — might as well deal with the one that gets you a little satiated.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget trying to be polite, because most of the time you don’t mean it anyway. Best to just be yourself, grumpy opinions and all, because that is the only way you are going to strike a fair deal for yourself when dealing with another who might honor, love and cherish you in the long run, but for this week is strictly out for himself.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A sudden moment of clarity will hit you this week, throwing you into “Little Miss Fix It” mode and causing you to immediately change up your routines and adopt newer, healthier habits, as lately you’ve been acting like your own worst enemy, selling out stability for any quick fix you can have. This week it’ll all catch up to you.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget anymore scheming, because this is the week tides turn. The cleverness you’ve shown off will put you far ahead of the pack and right onto the trophy platform. However, getting where you want too fast may just bore you to tears, as sometimes, unfortunately, the destination won’t match the excitement of the journey.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Winning will feel hard to come by this week, as it seems everything you’re after gets ten times heavier and a thousand times more impossible. While giving up may be your first instinct, don’t. Realize that if you push hard enough, you will gain some ground and inch-by-inch learn this victory has many more levels that deserve the extra efforts.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

All the deals you have worked out with Mr. So-and-So are going to go into play this week, schooling you on how powerful his word actually is. Hopefully, they’ll be stronger than you suspected and it’ll make you feel like you have to work harder to maintain. However, if it’s the opposite, as in things go limp fast, let it go, as all else that’ll follow will be a lost cause.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Hotness will be all around you, stimulating your brain to think all sorts of wickedly delightful fantasies that will feel impossible not to explore. Thankfully, this will fuel you to move your butt out of the comfort zone and back into the game. You’ve been on the sidelines for far too long and now it’s your time to dive back in, because the team needs you!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Throw caution to the wind, because this week, if you raise the stakes and play big, you will win big. Yes, your mind is working overtime (and the sharpest it has been in ages), so there is no way you can lose if you can keep an eye on the prize — you on top! Yes, ruthlessness, ambition and pride will all be on the line, so save face and work it with all you’ve got!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

This is your time to go make a wrong turn into a right, as something or someone from the past shows up and gives you a chance to do something you’ve wanted to do for a long time. Just one bit of advice: don’t plan too much of what you will do, as spontaneity is your strong point now. Plus, if you over-think it, it could send you back a few steps rather than ahead.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

When it comes to sharing with your flavor of the week, expect some major TMI to start pouring into your head. Not to even say it’ll be that juicy, as in racy skeletons coming out of the closet, but just an overload of info that could have you rolling your eyes and possibly looking for the nearest exit.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Forget waiting for green lights. Sitting back and waiting for approval is for the birds anyway. Plus, why submit yourself to a second class status when you can just seize control yourself and make the decisions you have to make for you, without any more waiting around? After all, it takes two to tango and now might be time to turn it into a solo.

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