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For The Week Of December 27-January 2, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Obligation is a dirty word, but it’s a part of life when you have to deal with others, especially family. This is the week you have to make some fast decision on how to cope with drawing the line between coddling the needy to actually helping out with something worthy. This might be your time to start with the tough love, or you’ll begin your year with a load of resentment.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Have an open heart, as that’s all you can do with when dealing with a frustrating personality that doesn’t seem to be on solid ground. Think of it as points for your karma and just invite them in, as that is all the responsibility you need to claim. At the least, it’ll push your reputation that much closer to sainthood, and in that special someone’s eyes, your kindhearted gestures will be like an aphrodisiac.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

This year will flash before you in a majorly sentimental way this week, giving you clarity that you hadn’t had in a while, as now you truly can get some perspective on your inner power and sort out the direction you want to put yourself in. While it might not make you so physically action-packed this week, in your mind, you will be soaring to some amazing places.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Not all years have to start with a bang, because if you insist on one this upcoming New Year’s, you will get one, but it won’t be to your liking. Sorry to say, time to curb your enthusiasm and be willing to take the passenger seat, as barked-out orders now won’t be received kindly. Not to say you aren’t right, but this just isn’t your time to get your way peacefully.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You’ll feel your emotional boundaries stretched beyond, making you wonder how far you’d go for love. Seems if you can eke out these last bits of compassion, then you’re good to go, as this is as far as it’ll get. However, while some stretches can make you feel good, despite the pain, others may permanently break you. Time to find out what you can do and accept fate accordingly.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Nothing like sudden chaos to find out where one’s loyalty lies. Yes, amid a weird series of events, this is going to be a revealing period when you’ll learn how bold or base another’s love is (or perhaps yours). Picking sides and the degree of courage shown will become sources of inspiration or the lack thereof will be the start of an extradition. Yes, cliff-handing scenarios dead ahead!

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Although you can get down with being in the limelight, this week the attention you will be getting won’t be to your liking, as not everyone will be out to praise you. You know it; haters are going to be out and about. So resist giving into their sneaky ploys to undermine. Because if you can keep your head held high throughout, respect will ultimately be yours.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You may have grown to be a certain way, but that doesn’t mean the rules can’t changes and you can’t break routines. Yes, seems a clash of agendas will be happening, throwing you into a precarious place where you might doubt who you are and whom you chose to be with, but so is life, and if you say “no” now, you will be missing out on quite an experience.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

No news is not good news. Realize now, the longer you wait for a response in the dead silence the more you are submitting your power towards something or someone that isn’t after your best interests. This is the time communication is essential, even if it seems a bit rickety.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Making peace may mean a matter of humbling yourself and trading in a bit of your integrity for the cuddles, but with an exchange rate that can feel so good, you might just sell it all down the river. No matter, as soon as the clock strikes midnight, it’s all about new beginnings anyway and residual negative effects from the prior year, no matter how new, will cease to exist.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Schedules are your enemy this week, as they will only bring frustration and agony to your life. Best to just fly by the seat of your pants and take it moment by moment, as who can tell how they will feel in the varying situations that come around? If you have nothing to compare it to, it will feel like paradise. Otherwise, damn those expectations, because they are your devil.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Things will have a funny way of working out, if you maintain a sense of humor. Yes, love matters now will take totally bizarre non-linear paths that won’t be easily decipherable, but that is part of the fun, if you see it that way. Believe it, the last laugh is all yours and it’ll be one that is full and robust, enough to fill you several times over … however, on a layaway plan.

For The Week Of December 20-26, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Get as sappy as you need to, as this is the time to really spill your guts in a huge way. If the outcome oddly doesn’t work in your favor, you can always blame it on the eggnog. However, lady luck is with you now, as rolling the dice with bigger bets won’t only make that other get it on a whole new level, but your monologues will also be the best you’ve ever had. Brava!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You’ll literally be a factory of brilliant thinking this week, as genius ideas will be plenty. To make the most of it, throw yourself into party mode, as it’ll give you a greater chance to inspire many — and that feeling will happen to feel better than sex. After all, who wouldn’t love feeling just like Helen of Troy, pre-war?

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

When you’re feeling it, you feel it and can’t stop talking about it. However, telling all your mushy behind-the-scenes stories isn’t sharing to some, but gloating — and who needs to create enemies during the holidays? This week, do your final good deed of the year by showing compassion for bitter souls, but do feel lucky to be able to love as deeply as you do, just more privately.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

We’re all entitled to live it out like a dandy, indulging every last whim. This doesn’t make you a pig either. It makes you the life of the party, if you do it with some sass, which you certainly don’t leave home without. Yes, this week the only practical knowledge you need is: Don’t mix your hard liquor with wine. Otherwise, turn it out all the way, sister. This is your time!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Just when you thought you were pooped, in will come a new wave of energy via someone who will make the holidays for you. Yes, seems someone has been paying attention to whether you’ve been naughty or nice, and has appreciated the balance of sweet and sexy you’ve been bringing … and it seems that much more than just kissing will be happening under your mistletoe.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Emotionally, you’ll feel stuffed. To say the least, sentimentality will be hitting you hard and in all sorts of unexpected ways. You’ll be thinking a lot more of the past and it might cause weird bouts of confusion. Just go with it and purge yourself by running all the scenarios. Once you’re done, it will be obvious that where you are is exactly where you need to be.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be in your element, as your filled-to-the-brim social calendar will surround you with perfect energy. However, pace yourself, as you have lots of faces and places to see. Of course, this may also bring out that possessive side of your boo, but whatever, you can’t be everything to everyone. He’s just going to have to suck it up and learn to share you with the world.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Stay chill, as this isn’t the time to whip out your A-type personality. Yes, this may sound impossible, but know if you want control, you can’t force it. Best to act controlled, as the calmer you appear, the more another will be willing to trust what you’re doing and where you want to go. Sure, this may ultimately be a bait and switch, but whatever it takes to win, right? Right!

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you want to say something, just say it. There is no point in playing the victim every time, as others do want to know what you feel without the sugar coating. Besides, it would save so much more of your time and agony to take the most direct route, as trying to go around the subject now is what will confuse others anyway.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re going to hear a lot of in-between talk that can make you a bit screwy. Just don’t take it all to heart, as sometimes people just suck at communicating. Since you tend to be a maestro with your own words, this can set the bar high, which can mess you up with dealing with those less than. So, do have some patience and know when to just smile pretty when you have to.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You may be feeling a bit more co-dependent these days, but with all the hustle and bustle, who could blame anyone for needing to nestle closer to her or his honey and be a bit of a baby? Sure not your boo, as it seems there will be a sweet simpatico happening between you two over the next few weeks that will make you truly feel like two sweet peas in a very cozy little pod.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

This is going to be the week when being as logical as you possibly can, right down to the tips of your toes, will be the biggest help. You just have to run on rails and get through it, as if it were a course. Not all tasks will be so rewarding, but who has time to judge? Yes, life is going to be moving fast which, remember, happens to be the speed you like.

For The Week Of December 13-19, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Avoid making romance the focal point of the holiday, otherwise you could miss other precious moments that will be worth more than their weight in gold. Plus, expectations won’t do anyone any good, as there are two different points of view on what is going to be extolled as “romantic.” At the least, you two can compromise by having the same sense of humor.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your ability to play mediator will come in handy, as your honey’s hot head will be steaming up and causing trouble. While it’s never fun to get forced into playing referee, chalk this up to being part of the slippery slope of love, taking the bad with the good. Thankfully, you do have plenty of pleasant memories to focus on, so think of them as you pass through this aggravating time.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Forget keeping score and nitpicking about the value of things and what you give, versus what you get. Nothing is ever finite and if you try to analyze the situation now in such a way, you’ll only be damming yourself, as in creating unnecessary resentments. Sorry, Scorpio, you aren’t always right.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

This week there will be things that fly out of your mouth that you might regret in hindsight, but if you follow the belief that everything has a reason, then you’ll be able to have some patience to let the dust settle and see what works itself out from there. You’re not someone who holds back ever, so understand that sometimes it’s timing that’ll screw you up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You might have to go back on your word or prepare yourself for someone going back on his or hers. All agreements made around now aren’t going to be too solid, as much as you will want to believe they are. So, forget about making assumptions and be ready to go one slow step at a time.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Trying to work in a group dynamic won’t be your cup of tea this week, but of course, you might not get much of a say as your honey will have obligations that will have you going into places and encountering faces that aggravate. No matter, this is all a part of being part of a team. So, if anything, take it as it comes and check off a few points in your favor for good behavior.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There are certain opinions of yours that won’t be the most popular now, so it might be to your advantage to keep conversations basic. Sure, small talk isn’t your specialty, but it’s better than getting into it and ruining the other more pleasant aspects of your life. You should know by now that one piece of discord will disrupt your whole state of mind.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep your goals realistic this week and avoid stressing yourself out trying to be everything to everyone. Because no matter what you do now, it’ll seem everyone will have complaints. It won’t be personal, but you don’t need to be anyone’s whipping post. So keep favors to a minimum now. After all, if anyone is going to do the flogging, it should be you in leather hot pants.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What happens behind closed doors needs to stay behind close doors. Otherwise, if any of your life’s intimate details leak, it will cause a big ruckus among those who lead boring lives. Yes, seems someone around you will need to talk crap and try to stir up rumors, just to give him or her something to say at their holiday get-togethers. Lame, but tragically true.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Realize that the stress is going to be hitting your relationship hard now and no one will be acting in a normal fashion. This means you will need extra patience in dealing with all, as changes will come suddenly, throwing plans and your balance out of whack at rather inappropriate times. However, if you can keep it together, extra power will fall into your hands shortly.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You love falling for the crazies, but it doesn’t mean the novelty doesn’t eventually wear out. You know it; this week is when you’ll start feeling tied down in a big way, as having to think for two won’t be as easy or as enjoyable as thinking for just you. Yes, nothing like giving yourself a gift early, as in leaving the baggage behind and getting back your freedom.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A festive feeling is in the air and this is when your heart will be bigger than the sleeve you want to wear it on, so be careful not to be pledging your affections all over town. While juggling can be fun most of the time, this time around, it will get messy. Seems your world right now is smaller than you think.

For The Week Of November 29-December 5, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Subtlety isn’t going to work on the home front. If you aren’t with their program, speak up and voice your ideas. As it stands, this isn’t an easy time, but reverting to silence or any sort of passive behaviors will only prolong or aggravate the agony. Besides, if you don’t guard your boundaries, where will you draw the line and how else will anyone know where not to tread?

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Keep up the pace and don’t let yourself slag behind. The slower you are now, the more questions may creep into your mind and cause trouble. The point is to avoid being your own worst enemy, and stay busy. If that means saying “yes” to all invites, go for it. At the very least, it’ll keep your brain from going over the deep end by taking yourself or any others too seriously now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Indulge yourself, as the pressures hanging heavy over you are lifting and it’s time to exhale. Celebrate your accomplishments and know you make a direct difference to the world around you. Yes, this is your moment to toot your own horn and love it, as you’ve passed all your tests with flying colors. Plus, you’ll need this last hurrah before entering your next phase of challenges.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Throw away all that you know and take a walk on the wilder side. This is your time for a little reinvention and showing off a new side of yourself. That’s right, no matter how bold you think you already are or willing to go, amp it up a few notches. Flinging open a few doors isn’t enough; it’s making an entrance that’ll go down in history.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Forget the excuses. You have bled your compassion dry. Now, it’s time to focus back on what truly matters — you. Yes, time to shut down all those extraneous voices that have been drowning out logic and come back to a tranquil peace of mind where you aren’t always the one left with the shortest end of the stick — because as of today, size does matter!

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You already know the answers; so make it about acceptance this week. You know your gut has been trying to tell you something, and you won’t be able to deny it this week, as even more confirmations will come through friends, so heed the warning. Not to say the news is going to be bad, but change is coming and once it does, it’ll rock your world in quite an interesting way.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Crazy offers will find their way to you from a friend or some weird association. Whatever the case, jump on it. If this opportunity takes you far out of your current routine, even better, as this is your time to break free and go off onto new horizons. Seems trying out new positions will benefit you in more ways than just the obvious.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget trying to hear what you want to hear, because it won’t work. There is no deluding the truth now, as whomever you’re entangled with is not as liberal as you might assume. While you can try to push and pull until the break of dawn, realize there are more exciting and productive ways to expend your energy, because barking up this tree won’t get you anywhere.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You don’t have to change what you’re saying, but if you want that someone to connect to what you’re feeling, you are going to have to use alternate methods to get your point across. Seems your intensity may not be so easy for another to digest, making this disconnect occur. Instead, throw in a dose of humor to get them to bite; from there it’ll be much easier to go in for the kill.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Breathe a sigh of relief as you and your honey get on the same wavelength in a huge way or, at the very least, you find a powerful resolve in yourself that will have you feeling your most confident. Whichever the case, good times are in store as you turn your issues around to work for you, creating new pathways to success and a revived feeling of hotness. Yes, love the burn!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

The comfort level in your relationship is going to that place when calling up just to hear each other’s voice is going to feel as natural as breathing. Yes, this is a time to revel in the togetherness that is you two, but don’t be shy in sharing your feelings and thoughts, as now is also your moment to start dropping bigger crumbs to where you want your boo to follow you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your mojo is on and if you have to lay it on extra thick this week, oh well. Sure, your nose may grow a few inches, but it won’t be for nothing, as being a bit sycophantic could make a lot of other things in your life grow to the size you need and want. Realize for the greater good, this act must be done and at the end of the day, whom does it really hurt anyway?

Venus Goes Direct: Everyone, Back To Falling In Love!

Breathe a sign of relief if you were one of those people who couldn’t get a break in love, money, or even squeezing out a good hair day in the last month. The good news is there was a reason for that mayhem: Venus was in retrograde, a trying period when all things dealing with love, beauty and pleasure go haywire. Your moods swing between emotional extremes, while also, at times, skewing your vanity. However, November 18th marked the day when the insanity officially ended, giving us just one more week of its aftershocks before fully subsiding its dastardly power, which took hold on October 8th in intense Scorpio. (It then re-entered indecisive Libra on November 7th, where it will stay until November 29th, until it returns to Scorpio until January 7th, 2011, which is an extra long and sexy place to be!) Keep reading »

For The Week Of November 22-28, 2010

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Be warned: you might feel a bit more neurotic than usual, tuning onto a psychic power that will make you see deep beyond surfaces. Go ahead and don’t let anyone talk you out of your “craziness. Instead, dissect whatever is on the examining block to the core, as your security and sense of trust are now under fire — it’s time to find solid ground where you are or elsewhere.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be shy in running what you hear past friends before considering the offers that have come in. Not to say you need their permission, but you may be projecting, hearing what you want to hear instead of getting the facts straight. Of course, in time what you wish may come to pass, but for now, the pace you are moving at is likely to be slower than the one you want.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Just because someone is aggressive doesn’t make him or her passionate or smarter. Sure, it’s hot being with someone who knows what they want, but this has to be a two-way street for it to truly work. If you are feeling even a bit of apprehension, take that as your red flag. Understand moving ahead isn’t always the right option, especially if staying where you are works for you.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Believe your own hype because this isn’t the time to cut corners to accommodate anyone. Yes, you might come across as a little too bossy for some people’s taste, but screw them. This is your time to shine and if they can’t add to your luster, then they need to step off. There is no holding you back now, even if you don’t know where you are going, as all will unravel in time

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

An epiphany is coming for you, as long as you put yourself out there and voice what is bothering you. Seems that in your verbiage will come the answer: You will hear yourself in a way that will start to make all things clear. So, time to double up on the shrink appointments, journal writing or purging to friends, because a breakthrough is destined.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

This is your time to be who you want to be and throw caution to the wind, as a burst of energy is about to hit you and send waves of inspiration to your brain and body. Seems nothing can stop you now. You have all the right people at your disposal, helping you to whatever goals you set. The catch: put out the signals loud and clear, because those around you are not mind readers.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

There will be more promises made to you than you’ll know what to do with, but you’re a smart lady and if you pay attention closely, you will know which opportunities are for real and which are just meant to flatter. Yes, seems there’ll be more than a few who want to kiss your ass, but only a precious few who will actually have the ability to do so properly: know the difference.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Forget what you see and pay attention to what you feel, as nothing you assume might be what truly lies beneath. You know it; time to listen to that higher being in you and take the higher road, as the one less traveled now will be the one that will bring the answers you need. Of course, it may also bring some suffering along the way, but nothing you can’t handle.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Get behind closed doors and pull the shades shut, but don’t be foolish to think you can go it alone. Instead, grab someone delicious to join in on your hibernation. All you need now is some real intimacy to recalibrate yourself and make you feel powerful. Otherwise, trying to submerge yourself solo into your deep unknown will only put you farther down the hole.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Relationship woes are about to end and a new balance will be achieved, redefining the purpose and direction of where you both want to go. Yes, a love renaissance is in the works, putting you and your baby on the same page in every way and making all the pieces of the puzzle fit together easily, as now you both are finally seeing the same picture.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

A surprise is about to enter your day-to-day life, breaking you out of your current malaise. What you once thought was cute will no longer suffice, as something new and improved is heading your way. Once it arrives, you might not know what to make of it, but your curiosities won’t be able to resist wanting to make something of it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Not that you aren’t already playful, but this week will unravel a new level of flirty, as fate will have quite the way of nudging you into a fun, new, sexier adventure that will have even you wondering how far you would go. Yes, challenges are in store, as in new boundaries to push and new ideals to grasp. Seems you haven’t done it all, yet.

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