Profile for Kiki T

Ask The Astrosexologist: I’m A Pisces Addict!

I (1/22/89) have been in and out of a serious relationship with my ex (3/04/88) for almost two years. We hit it off right away, but I was leaving for a few months and he didn’t want to do a long distant thing. We dated anyway and things got very serious. After I left, he visited and asked me out. I tried to keep the relationship light, despite my feelings, because I was young and we were far away. However, the biggest problem was he had mood swings and got really nasty. We had one big fight and broke up, but he said he still had feelings for me. We continued to date without having a title because he did not want to. Keep reading »

For The Week Of July 13-19, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Don’t reward wimpy behavior. No matter what you think may be going on with your crush’s life, the fact is you shouldn’t make excuses for him. if he can’t take responsibility for himself and communicate or at least be decently responsive, then why sit around and wait for understanding? If you really know your worth, you’d know to move on.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

To every story there is always a few more sides than your own and this week, you’ll be getting that change of scenery that you weren’t expecting. The good news is that it will probably better than you imagined and will be more fulfilling in the long run. However, at first glance you might not be so impressed, but know there is more than meets the eye with epiphanies now.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Shift gears and go the opposite way. If you’ve been reserved as of late, go out and have yourself a parade. If you’ve been a wild nympho, time to put on the chastity belt. Whichever you can, switching up and doing a 180 in your routines will be the miraculous way to draw in what you want. Who knows how this will work, but according to the stars that is what will work.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Just as your love life has been sailing along, in totally balance with your life, in comes a big ole pothole to shake you up and have you seeing a few new sides to your sweetie. If you’re lucky, this will mean a more darling side — but if you’re the majority, expect to be seeing a bratty mess that will have you wondering where the hotness is. (Don’t worry, verbally, you’ll set it straight.)

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Keep your communication to the basic facts. Whoever you are talking to, someone new or someone you’ve been seeing, this is the time when practicality and putting your brain to work in a more logical way will bode well for you. Although the temptation to go into the closet of skeletons is there, keep conversations light. As it goes, delicate sensibilities are on the line.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Life is about to get ten times more fun, as your party house lights up with passion and thrills. Seems all the universe is turning its power to you, giving you all sorts of sexy little influences that’ll make your world just that more special — like new flirtations, interesting agreements, spontaneous opportunities and all round exciting happenings. Dig it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

The good news first: you should have a fabulous hair week. The bad news, despite how hot you feel and look, you won’t feel as if anyone in your vicinity is worth sharing that with, as it’ll feel as if no one is on par with you mentally. While you dominate conversations, at least be glad you’ve come to realize it takes more than a pretty face to turn you out.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Keep moving forward, talking to everyone in sight and keeping your options open. This isn’t time to get too serious about anything, or it’ll be the first and last mistake you make in ruining a good time. The less you intense you are and lighter the attitude you have, the more you will be able to give space to whomever it is that will start to gain relevance as the weeks go on.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you’ve been saving for a rainy day, feel free to let this week be your time to indulge yourself in mindless spending and luxuriously pampering. Make it a little adventure if you can, perhaps taking a spontaneous weekend trip or even longer if possible. Now is the time to get yourself back in the spotlight of your own life.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’re going to have to get more selfish and competitive about what you want. The wishy washy la-la routine is cute, but you know that you can’t hide behind good manners too long, because when it comes down to it, your passion and ambition is going to eat you alive and without heeding it’s call, you will never be satisfied.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Your kinky little beast will be driving nails into your brain until you do as it says. This isn’t time to be held back because of your fears, as confronting the worst and best sides of who you are on the agenda and about to turn up the heat in your life in a way you never thought. Confidence, passion and most importantly, imagination are yours in spades. Use it or lose it.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Barking out orders as if you were Queen of the World is a habit that often put you on people’s s**t list, but this week lo and behold, it’ll work beautifully. Somehow, the way you wield that magic will have a sorcery to make men fall at your feet and do and say as you command. However, use this power for good and not ego, or your dominance will ultimately fail you.

In Bed With … Adrian Grenier

VITAL STATS
Born:
July 10, 1976, New Mexico
Sun Sign: Cancer
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Capricorn
Mercury: Cancer
Venus: Cancer
Mars: Virgo

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Ask The Astrosexologist: We’re Perfect Together, But There’s No Sparks

I (5/10/85) have been dating my boyfriend (6/27/78) for about a year and a half now. Our relationship is the best I’ve ever been in. We hardly fight (and not because one of us is holding something back, we are just highly compatible) and we like a lot of the same things. Our feelings about family, religion, and relationships are also similar.

But after over a year of dating, my boyfriend has yet to tell me he loves me. I brought up the topic about three months ago and he said, “Do I need to spell it out? Don’t my actions show you how I feel?” (I’m the first girl he’s ever introduced to his family and all his friends.) Then he said he hasn’t said the “L” word because there’s something “missing” between us. Keep reading »

For The Week Of July 6-12, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

When you are at your best, you know it. You feel it in your bones. Don’t deny you know this about yourself, just because some loser guy can’t get with your program. You can rationalize all you want, make excuses, but if he is not with you in the here and now, then you have to stop lying to yourself. Realize, once the lies stop, the truth and new hotness can come back in.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Being the team leader is not a role you prefer, but this week if you want your baby to start picking up the slack and stop treating you like you’re hired help, then you are going to have to kick some ass and make demands. Enough is enough and if you want to feel like the queen of your domain, you are going to have to get your serf to act accordingly.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You know you suffer from the “hearing what you want to hear” syndrome, but this week a vaccine is in sight and these interesting communications will reveal something quite mysterious, intense and real. Seems there is more than meets the eye with whoever this sly talker is and that no matter what is learned, a bigger curiosity is about to open in your mind.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

The love for your boo is about to soar to new heights, but don’t forget you have a life too. While the attached at the hip look is cute and will give you a sense of security that you crave, know it won’t bode well if you start blowing off others to keep playing arm candy. Realize what makes you special is your independence, so exercise it for maximum happiness.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Ultimatums are necessary if you want to see the life you want happen. Otherwise, waiting for someone to get on your page or seeing if what you think they are isn’t actually what they are will only postpone you from your destination. There is no time to waste, as time is crucial. Be willing to lay down the law or forever hold your peace.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you want your future to brighten up, you have to let bygones be bygones. No matter how new the wounds may be, packing up the past in a box and sending it down the river is vital for your immediate future. Letting anything fester will only open up the emotional gashes bigger and more unnecessarily so. Take the power and make a clean break be your only option.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Trying to be friends with an ex isn’t always the best option. Although you’d like to show you can be a bigger person, why? No one is judging you and you aren’t running to be the next Mother Theresa. Seriously, some people don’t deserve your time and if you couldn’t love them one way, realize you don’t have to love them at all.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This is going to be a busy work week and to get your kicks you might have to settle on more psychological ways of getting off. Be ready to test your skills at phone sex, virtual sex toys or whatever you may be open to that isn’t the traditional way of going feeding your desires. As it goes, this is the time to prove you can have it all.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Break tradition and be the first to spill your guts. You know what you feel and waiting for validation isn’t going to change that. While you do like to hold onto your security blankets as long as you can, time to speed up your love life. With some of your turbo force love that has you taking control, you will lead the pack to beautiful places.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

You’ll have the whole world in your hand, how you want to stroke it is up to you. Seems you will have the charming element to make men submit to your will easily. However, your eyes will be bigger than your stamina, so use this power accordingly and sparingly, as where you direct your energies will set the pace for the rest of the month.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Love will be making you crazy, as it takes a hold of you and has you relentlessly plowing after that object of desire, as if your life depended on it. Hallelujah for the passion and determination, as this will bring you to a whole new level of psycho and has you proving to that right someone that you are a sucker for their love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

You can’t always get everything you want and this week it’ll be even more frustratingly so, as there will be two hot choices, but only one path you can take. You’ve juggled in the past and learned that no good can come from that behavior — despite how good it may sound in theory. This time around, guarantee yourself some real resolve and be mature by seizing your own fate.

Ask The Astrosexologist: Scorpio Man Lacks Communication Skills

I (8/31/84) have a great man (11/6/86) who couldn’t have a leisurely chat to save his life. He’s of the mindset that he will only speak if it’s of dire importance. The days I feel like being the listener are terrible — filled with awkward silences, where I seek solace in chattier friends and make him feel inadequate. The problem is I’m considering moving in with him after two years of long distance. The times we’ve visited each other are great, because actions really do speak louder than words and he never fails to make me feel like a goddess in person. This only partially quells my fears, because he’s made it very clear he wants to marry me. What is marriage without great communication? I’ve never been with the strong, silent type before, and we get in spats over it all the time. This is our only weak point. I know he’s a great man and I want this to work out. Scorpios have physical down pat, but I am barking up the wrong tree expecting him to ravish my body and my mind? – Verbal Virgo Keep reading »

For The Week Of June 29-July 5, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

All the opinions your friends throw at you will make you feel as if they are all nagging bitches that can’t seem to let you have your own life. Sure, you can play on the defensive as long as you want, but that will only be postponing a golden opportunity. Yes, your friends can be a pain in the ass, but this time around there is reason for their incessant goading. DO AS THEY SAY!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Put your ego in charge and don’t be scared to show off your cockier side to that honey you’ve been eyeing. While the perfect woman routine goes without saying for you, in terms of looks, poise and smarts, you’re going to have to fan the flames a lot harder by throwing more combustion into the fire. Subtly won’t work this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

If you’re in the midst of a foreign adventure in a literal or metaphoric way, then you are right on track with fate. This is your time to get perspective and not let your standards slack, putting your panties in a bunch. Although it’ll take time to orientate yourself, once you loosen up, you’ll find yourself going full speed ahead commando style in no time.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

A more intense and intimate side of you is coming out, throwing off that someone close to you, as this will be a whole new slice of you that will dazzle and amaze — as well as shock. Seems there is only so long you can play the party girl before the serious feelings start to set and voila, emotions take center stage. Don’t worry, the audience is on your side.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

You and your baby will be the envy of everyone and everyone will be wishing they were you. Love this time, as this is something you have earned. After all the crap you’ve gone through, this is finally the time you can breath easy and realize you have something solid to rest yourself onto. Expect those bigger talks to start now.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you take a more practical approach to love this week, you won’t be having any issues. This means letting your boo have a say in things and being more diplomatic. If you are single, then refresh your routines and spruce up your life with detail, as this is the time the little things will shine the most for you.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Live a little and take on all last minute opportunities that come you way. The more spontaneous you allow yourself to be, the hotter your prospects will turn, as this is the time when you will need to amp up your energy to attract the same back to you. Otherwise, vegging about and trolling for what’s convenient will get you just that, another schlub.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Family is going to be crashing your scene, get into costume to play the part that’ll be less drama. Yes, break out the pretty bows and ribbons, because this is when your Betty Crocker side is going to have to make an appearance and show off that more innocent and domestic side to yourself. While you can’t truly hide a tiger’s stripes, camouflage the best you can.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What you hear isn’t what is going on. However, if you don’t want to spend the rest of your life deciphering code, then realize this might be the time you take this mission and send it off into the impossible unknown. Sure, he’s cute, coy and flirty, but bizarre and scattered? Sometimes once the sexy is lost, it’s gone forever.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Your brain is going to slow down, giving you time to recollect yourself before heading into a more intense part of your summer. Time to make decisions and paint that bigger picture for yourself. Otherwise, someone else might come along and draw it for you and it might not be as fun, comprehensive and beautiful as the job you’d do.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Words will fly out of your mouth quicker than you can control and while you might feel a bit of embarrassment and a fear of the consequences, you will find that you have done yourself a favor by putting out what you really feel out there. This will lead to that and for sure, tastier things will be coming at you.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Your intuition will be gurgling with all sorts of visions and ideas. While some will seem too outrageous to entertain, don’t dismiss it. Seems every thought lurking in your subconscious is super powerful now and if you take the info given to you and lead with it, it will bring you onto a wild and erotic adventure that’ll have you realizing your genius.

In Bed With … Michael Vartan

VITAL STATS
Born:
November 27, 1968, Boulogne-Billancourt, Hauts-de-Seine, Île-de-France, France
Sun Sign: Sagittarius
Ascendant: Unknown
Moon: Pisces
Mercury: Scorpio
Venus: Capricorn
Mars: Libra

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Ask The Astrosexologist: Does This Virgo Stand A Chance With Her Gemini Guy?

I’m a 21-year-old Virgo and this guy I’ve been seeing is a 21-year-old Gemini. Things have been good off and on since last November. We haven’t been exclusively dating because he wants to take things slowly and he just got out of an off/on again relationship with another Virgo. He warned me that he is pretty much a typical Gemini. We get along great and we communicate very well… when we want to. We both have a tendency to hide things, but these days things have been really open between the two of us. He and I broke up twice in the first three months of dating. (I dumped him the second time because he wanted to date other people.) Keep reading »

For The Week Of June 22-28, 2009

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love will rain down from the skies onto you, be willing to go with the flow. Seems you will be on the fast track to being the most popular girl in the zodiac this week, as people will come out of the woodwork to help you and people you never suspected will shower you with kindness. Call it karma or call it a cosmic fluke, whichever, take full advantage!

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Dealing with authority is not your thing and anyone trying to usurp the power on you is a major buzz kill. However, this week, someone will know just the right way to straddle their will onto you, showing you that there are some delightful ways to feel the burn and that second in command is actually the one with the real power.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Your spiritual nature will be working overtime; making you strive higher for your ideals as compromising choices will seem tempting. This is your time to fight your inner lazy freak and realize that what you can get and what you have aren’t syncing up and if you want that to happen, it’ll mean taking a bold step in the right, but harder direction.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Your world is about to get cozier, as intimacy heats up between you and certain someone, breaking down barriers suddenly. Seems there is way more than meets the eye, which will shock, amaze and turn you on a few more notches. Of course, this should be a two-way street, so get ready with throw some skeletons of yours out of your closet too. Overall, hotness this week!

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Deals are going to be made and you will be sailing on a lot smoother of a current with your baby, as this is your week that all will finally start to go into perfect balance. If by chance, something dramatic happens instead, putting you into challenge mode, trust it and push hard through it. As it goes, the passion you give is the passion you get.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

If you and your baby can be a support team for each other and kick bad habits a la deux, then consider that nasty routine of yours over, as it’ll take two to make miracles happen. Of course, if you can’t see to working on a team for that greater good, then this is the time to seriously work through group dynamic issues, because this week it’s all about creating perfection.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Anything is possible, as the stars are shining their spotlight onto you and showing off to the world your hotness in its magnitude. Don’t be shy, play up the part and reveal all that you are. There is no such thing as being shy this week, as taking big chances pay off and prove to you that brilliance is in your blood.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

If you’re in a serious relationship, this is the week to meet his parents or if you’ve met them, then expect to deal with them in some way now. If you’re single, then put your efforts into feng shui-ing your house to help in revving your priorities. Whatever the case, home and family are under the gun, be a good girl and sort it out.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

What you hear is what isn’t what you’ll get. Yes, this is going to be one of those wobbly weeks where no one is going to be too upfront and reading in-between the lines is necessary to get any peace of mind. However, the good news is that the reason this is happening, in your love life, is that certain someone is lacking the balls to just flat out say he’s nuts for you.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Take a financial plunge together and make it happen. Instead of dipping your toes into a commitment, mean what you say. Sure, you’ve made mistakes before and it’s scarred you, but if you live any other way, you’d only be lying to yourself. Besides, isn’t wondering all the consequences to every scary action one of your favorite pastimes? Don’t deny the pleasure!

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Make a wish and send it out there into the universe. This is your time when luck will be infusing your life in the most magical ways, making you do a double take on the people around you and especially the prospects. Seems there is a lot you have to be grateful for, but unless you show it, it’ll be as good as nothing.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Fate has a funny way of nudging you in the right direction, if you are willing to let something bigger than yourself take charge. If you are willing, this is the week to give it a try and let yourself be dazzled by surprises that’ll prove to you that you are exactly where you are suppose to and with whom you are meant to be with…at least for now.

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