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For The Week Of March 7-13, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You may know someone better than they know themselves, but you can’t stop them from kamikaze behavior. Sometimes, all you can do is sit back and just let it unfold. Most of the time it’s so harmless anyway, that at the very least, you can get yourself a good laugh at the ridiculousness of it all. When all is said and done, just whisper to yourself, “I told you so.”

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

When it comes to the game of love, this is the time when you just need to lay low. Time to watch the predator do its thing and just anticipate the pounce — which can also mean letting a few of them into the ring to sniff, but not touch, the lusciousness that is you. After all, variety is the spice of life and as it goes, you’ll be feeling extra hungry they days. So, go ahead, tease away.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Love doesn’t have to be complicated for it to be good. So, if you are getting rolled about in red tape that sounds exciting, step back and realize it’s not, but rather a bit ol’ waste of your time. Besides, what you need now is hot, fast and intense stimulation, one that leaves you breathless, not anxious. After all, decisiveness is sexy, evasion is not.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Speak from your heart and your words will lead you to exactly where you will want to be. When the right moment hits, your eloquence will take over and explain something about yourself and what you are feeling better than any Hollywood script, as your inner poetic genius will come to save the day at the most perfect moment.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The homestead is going to get some feisty energy thrown into the mix, so expect lots of ridiculous fights that may break out over the most trivial matters. Seems it could just be a case of cabin fever, as this winter has been long and harsh, or it could be a symptom of something deeper. This week, what you gut is telling you will matter the most, so don’t put yourself into a state of denial.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Happy endings can come in the oddest of ways, so don’t discount little Freudian slips that come out of so-and-so’s mouth or even your own. Seems there are a lot of heavier emotions in play than anyone wants to admit, but why fight it? Someone has to get the ball rolling first, so when you hear the trigger, call it for what it is and go for it.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Just thinking about things won’t make them happen, and as much as you want to believe in the power of visualization, it’ll only get you so far. This week, it’s all about materialization, which means getting your booty into gear and working it until you can’t work it anymore, because effort on your part will be the only thing that matters now.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Naughty thoughts will fill your brain, creating a heat down below that you won’t be able to quell with just the usual. Now is the time when pioneering a whole new brave path will count, as it can bring about such a sense of intimacy between you and your significant other and will make you understand things on a whole other wordless level. Yes, a weird, but interesting week ahead.c

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

If you get any invites to skip town, take them. Otherwise, sticking around will mean dealing with others’ bull and all that entails. Yes, this is a week you could snap, not due to your actions, but others driving their psychological nails into your head. Sure, you’re the sign of patience, but not so this week. Warn others to tread lightly around you now.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Evasion isn’t a sexy way to respond, so put that coy act aside and strike at the heart of the matter, if it actually matters to you. As it stands, the ball is in your court and it’s time to give it a big whack or let it drop, as the mixed messages you’re throwing are causing more of a stir than necessary and only raise the stakes away from your favor. So, yes, be direct!c

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

There are certain foibles you’ll have to suck up for the greater good of your sanity. After all, no one is perfect and although your reasons of frustration will be obvious to anyone paying attention, life can’t always work with you in mind. However, despite these disturbances, the rest of your week should be a delight. So, as they say, “Don’t throw the baby out with the bath water.” c

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Bullying, it’s the trend and we all know how you like to be in touch with the times. So, to stay on point, talk a little more forcefully to your boo and get your way, because the sterner you are, the less options there will seem and the easier your minion will follow. It is all about delivery now and the more you can bring it, the more subservient all will be.

For The Week Of February 28-March 6, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Just stay on track, keep your priorities in order and all else will fall into place with your boo. As it goes, it’s their turn to make a move and chances are good they will follow. So look pretty and show off what you got while avoiding making any demands, because through osmosis, they will get it, and from there, life will evolve into a sweeter little tale of love and happiness.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

It’s not always about being over the top when it comes to adding some spice to your life. This week, to get the attention of your baby or whoever you’re eyeing, know it’s all about the little things, like being an ear for them to spill all their little trials and tribulations to. As it goes, once you win their trust, you’ll see a brand new twist to all that is love this week.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

Put on your fancy shoes and prettiest looks, because it’s time to hit the town and spread your hotness all around. Yes, the stars have aligned, putting spontaneity and adventure on the agenda for you. Just don’t over think it or get ahead of yourself, as that’s the buzz kill that will ruin all. As it goes, be in the moment and let it unravel the way it must for optimum results.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Trust isn’t something you throw around easy, so when you arrive at a certain situation with that special someone, it will make you a bit anxious — but surprise surprise, seems they will be passing the test and proving that your idealism isn’t without merit. Yes, just when you thought you could lose all faith in humanity, this week’s turn of events will prove to be an optimist’s dream.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

It’s time to make some crucial decisions and stop teetering on the fence. If you really don’t know which way you want to go, don’t fret; by the week’s end, the answer will become clear. However, you’re going to have to throw the pragmatism aside to see it, as there will be no logic that can get in the way of what you must do next. Yes, time to truly be brave to forge ahead.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Time to indulge, because if you want to feel good anything soon, it’ll mean spoiling yourself. Sure, this might cost you more than you like, but you have to see everything you spend now as an investment in your sanity. As it goes, the future is unraveling and to make sure your mind doesn’t follow suit, keep it together by soothing yourself by spending some cold hard cash.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

One of those wake up and smell the truth moments is going to happen, as the scent of honesty will be so strong, that even you won’t be able to deny it anymore. However, don’t be scared, as what gets uncovered now will be a good shock to your system. These enlightening new facts can open up your world and heart in ways that’ll make you want to dive right in.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

You’re going to have to be more flexible this week, as it’ll be flakes-r-us in your life. Yes, people won’t be responding quite as you like, but it’s not like you didn’t sense something in the air. You know it, your gut instincts will be working overtime, so do pay attention to the vibes you feel when meeting and greeting others, as this is the time you should feel free to jump the gun.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Big career changes are coming, putting you in the spotlight. Of course, not everyone will fall in line as easy as you’d like, but who cares. You’re the one with power now and there is no time for letting yourself be intimidated. So, to get into total “head bitch in charge” mode ASAP, start by practicing at home, as whipping others into submission may take a little practice to perfect.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

The world will feel as if everything you’ve wanted has fallen at your feet, as love, life and career will start feeling like a dream. However, be careful with what’s real and what’s just in your head. Sure, it’s great to have aspirations and see the potential, but you have to be on the same page as others now to have it all truly come together. So, pay attention and avoid editing out what you really don’t want to see.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

There is no mountain too big for you to climb now, as you have everything in you to succeed—and that includes vision. So, don’t shortchange yourself by thinking you can’t, as putting yourself in the line of fire now will be what will ignite the energy in you to go that extra mile. Of course, it will require you make that leap of faith, so stretch out those legs and go!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

A sweet surprise is in store for you and it may make you love your honey more than you could even imagine. Yes, big love and romance are all on the agenda, as well as hot sex and steamier conversations that have you both realizing how powerful fate truly is. However, no matter how much emotion fills your life, keep it hush-hush for now, as this time is just for you and your boo.

For The Week Of February 21-27, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Love will feel so exciting and new that you will almost wonder what is happening and if you actually have slipped into another dimension. Yes, you just might, as a serious series of events is coming to put the tides of love in your favor. Enjoy the mush as it comes, despite your cynical point of view, because as you will learn, you are a sap and you love it.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Just because you love someone, doesn’t mean you have to pick up after them. As it stands, you are under no obligation to have to be anyone’s caretaker, maid or bank. While you are a giving and loving person, it’s time to draw new boundaries and see that sharing responsibilities is part of what being a real couple is all about — not just giving while the others keeps taking.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

As a believer in true love, this will be one of those weeks that will mystify you, as chance happenings will start the ball rolling into a weird place that have you feeling a bit out of sorts. Yes, trust issues will start burgeoning quickly and it will confuse. The only thing to do: believe in yourself and your instincts, as they will be all you need to get out of this week on top.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Emotionally, expect to hit some kind of wall this week. You aren’t the best with heavy sentiment, as you are better at sinking yourself into idealistic thoughts that are free of any pain. However, to get to get the best part of that certain someone, you are going to have to face your demons and believe greater happiness will come only after suffering this agony.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Time to express all your deepest, darkest and most loving feelings, as it’s time to come clean and get yourself out of the emotional cul-de-sac you’ve driven yourself into. After all, you can’t and shouldn’t do it alone. Sure, it may be a bit humbling at first, but once you purge yourself of everything, fast action will follow and the trauma will soon feel like a distant memory.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Funny feelings are going to cause a bit of discomfort, and it’ll be hard to shake yourself free of them — but don’t bother, as they’re symptoms of something bigger that you will have to deal with. Your sense of comfort is coming into the line of attack and if you want to regain your footing with serenity, it’ll mean sorting out those strange hunches that won’t fade away.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Love, magic, drama and sex are all going to step up in a bigger way, as you’ll be feeling a zing inside that will make you want to get a little friskier than usual. You won’t be able to take no for an answer — and why should you? Live it up and out, as only you can ignite the adventures that are awaiting for you now.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

As the pioneer of the zodiac, you do like taking the lead and being bossy. However, this week it won’t be to your advantage, as you will need a plan of attack to get the most out of others. So, sit back and make assessments. Yes, go ahead and judge all you want, because without forming strong opinions now, how will you know what you can really expect?

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

They say the strongest relationships begin with friendship first. So, look around, as your Prince Charming might be under your nose or one degree of separation aay. However, if there is really no one do-able in arm’s reach now, don’t fret. Instead, take the pressure off yourself and just relax and have fun, as this is the time when just being able to chill will be your sexiest play.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Be careful of someone crying wolf and trying to rope you into their drama. As it goes, power struggles will be happening and manipulation will be that other person’s weapon of choice. So, it’s imperative you know how you feel and stand behind it before this battle, as low blows will go deep and can catch you off guard. So, bolster up the defenses to ensure you get out alive.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Break out of your rut! Time to buy a plane ticket to an exciting locale you’ve always dreamt of or make that move on a sexier foreigner. Whatever you have access to, work up the courage to take on the world in a bolder way, as international relationships are your hot spot now and can prove delightful in all the right ways.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

No one needs to know all your nasty little secrets, except you. So, if this week ignites a mysterious love affair that has certain aspects of it needing to be on the DL, then so be it. Not all romances start out with perfect scenarios and others are just meant to be skeletons in your closet. Whatever. Enter the forbidden zone now, as fate has already RSVPed for you.

For The Week Of February 14-20, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Know when to cut your losses and move on. Otherwise, pushing for answers won’t be to your favor. Besides, you don’t have to win every battle to win the war anyway. Chalk this one up to keeping the balance and stay focused on the bigger picture … and although justice can’t be yours now, doesn’t mean peace of mind can’t come in other ways — AKA through credit cards.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Don’t be fast to judge your honey’s friends and whom he associates with. While more than a few will never be your BFF, there are quite enough for you to bond with and start creating deeper roots with — if you put in the effort. After all, the future is coming and if you want to make this last, it’ll mean being birds of some kind of feather, even if it means keeping up appearances.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

A serious turn of events is coming for you, revealing that you are even more powerful than you suspected. Yes, something you knew was going to go down will start to fall into place and shock you beyond belief. Even though you knew it was coming, you’ll find out that getting what you want will feel a lot different than you imagined.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

Throw the chips where they may and let the consequences follow. This is your time to act out on your wildest dreams and see who can keep up. Chances are there will be a few dark horses in the running now and it might just amaze and shock you to see who actually can give you a run for your money.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

The sexual energy brewing this week will blow your mind (among others things), as it will have you connecting with that certain someone on a whole new and intense level. So, if you’ve been eyeing a certain cutie, waiting for that special day with that new honey, or are totally committed, use this week as your gateway to new adventures. It’s a one-way trip you won’t want to miss.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

You can’t fight fate. So, if things aren’t going exactly as you wish, just take those lemons and throw them at the person ruining your dream. While it might not help to get angry, it’ll at least free you of the frustration and allow you to express yourself in a more primal form, which will do wonders for your morale and show others how much you actually are affected.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

Time to pull some strings and work your connections, as it might even shock you how hooked up you actually are. If you connect the dots, this can be one of those winning weeks when you will see that you haven’t gone unnoticed and that if you clap your hands, those who adore you will come to serve.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

This week will have one of those beautiful moments in love that can result in a lovely new understanding with your boo or a major epiphany that can have you seething with such animosity that you will want to KILL. So, whichever side of the rainbow your affairs falls on this week, expect intense drama and leave the sharp objects out of range.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

You can have it all, as long as you make the right sacrifices and have the right support behind you. If this means asking your honey to pick up the slack at home, do it and be direct. After all, you aren’t asking for anything you wouldn’t do yourself — and without being asked. So, push the buttons for ultimate equality and learn where you truly stand at the end of the day.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Everyone is entitled to opinions; so if you can’t take it, don’t dish it. Yes, strong accusations will be flying and half of them won’t even be real, as they’ll be said out of anger or hurt. While the truth will be in there somewhere, unless you patiently shift it out, it won’t ever get revealed. So make your decision now if you actually do want to face it, as that is the only way.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

Sometimes you are going to have to settle for almost right instead of all the way—like this week. Although you will crave more intimacy with your special someone, it won’t be totally possible. Seems group dynamics will be taking shape this week and it won’t give you too much alone time. Not to say it will totally cramp your style, but whatever, at least it’s still all love.

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

Although you may have started this month on a love high note, this week things will get a bit more serious and your perspective may change. This could mean new information comes your way or just a moody sensation that you can’t seem to shake. Whatever the case, your instincts are trying to tell you something and if you were smart, you’d heed your own warning.

For The Week Of February 7-13, 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

Your subtlety works when smoothness is in order, but this time around, drop it. Instead, put on your flashiest looks, your Eff Me heels, and strut your stuff. Confidence matters now, as you have to flaunt who you truly are to that certain someone. After all, how else will anyone know you’ve got your red light special on, unless you turn on your brights?

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

You may be the sign of partnership, but this week, you’ll have to bone up on your teamwork skills. Seems you’ll be playing the part of the fascist easily and to perfection, which at times will get you what you want, but the price you may pay for this one-sided behavior won’t be worth it. Sure, winning is fun, but not if you don’t have anyone to celebrate with.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

You should never stop negotiating what you want, but it doesn’t mean you have to share every thought you have either. Be prudent with what you reveal now. Not to say you can’t have needs and express it, but if you are going to get them met, it’ll mean having a communication strategy that involves knowing what to say at the right moment.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

While it’s nice to be spoiled, don’t let the presents get in your way of seeing straight. Yes, each relationship has its own perks, and as you enter this week, it’ll be obvious that cold hard cash will be what your latest one has to offer. However, ignoring what’s going on behind the smoke and mirrors of these grand displays may be to your detriment.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

How you feel about yourself is going to directly translate into the success of your love life this week. So, if this means splurging on yourself, as in adding some spice to your look or having knots worked out of your back, this is the time to make that investment and set a standard for yourself. After all, great loves begin within, so love deeply.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

The finish line is in sight and all you have to do is muster up one last burst of energy and push yourself, because the reward you so deserve is sitting there waiting for you to claim it. The good news is that after all is said and done, and what you desire is tightly in your hands, everything will take its own course and you’ll have time to enjoy the fruits of your labor.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You may have some strange ideas about how you want to indulge yourself now, which may make you wonder if something is up. Instead, just work it and go with the flow. Things won’t be normal per se, but they will be interesting and unless you’re brave and taste these bizarre new flavors, you may never know this whole new level of paradise existed.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

Group decisions are your red tape now, as nothing is going to be hustling along too fast; it seems everyone has an opinion and will get their turn at bat. While it would be nice to break away from the crowd now, it won’t be possible, as this is the only way you can get to the next step. So instead of fighting it, think of this as time to practice your diplomacy skills.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Now is the time to show off your talents. Yes, time to realize your worth and push for others to get it too. If this means speaking out in high ideals, then don’t spare any fancy words. The fact of the matter is that right now the blind are leading the blind, but you have vision, so share it and save the day! This is your time to play hero!

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Taking chances is what makes you thrive and while you may want to weigh your decisions more carefully, the sands of time are slipping away and the longer you take only puts more pressure on the answer you reveal. The best bet now is to jump in headfirst, if you’re curious, and sort it out later. As it goes, fate is only standing by a little while longer to help you along.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You and your honey will be total sync, bringing out the animal in you. So, don’t be shy in revealing your kinkier side and exploring darker fantasies, as it will bring out a new level of trust for the both of you. Not that you have to unlock your Pandora’s Box so quickly, but go ahead and start the tease, because the surprises in store are brilliant!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

It’s all about love this week, so don’t hold back how you feel, as the response you want will be waiting for you with open arms. Of course, just because there is a lot of romance in the air, doesn’t necessarily translate to anything adventurous. In fact, it’ll be doing the daily chores and more mundane tasks together that’ll feel the sweetest.

For The Week Of January 31- February 6., 2011

Virgo (August 23 – September 22)

You’re the sign of practicality, and testing to see if there is potential beyond just chemistry before falling head-over-heels is not insane. If anyone tries to tell you differently, they just don’t get you. As it goes, to love you is to love your wacky little routines and if you find someone trying to edit you now, be warned, they will just try to edit you more later.

Libra (September 23 – October 22)

Your heart might be operating one way, but your brains will be going another and oddly enough, it’ll be your brains that will have the right answer, as your heart won’t be giving the expansiveness that you need to ultimately feel happy. Yes, even though you’ll have to feel some pain now, consider this the more productive and less masochistic price to pay in the long run.

Scorpio (October 23 – November 21)

There will be weird detours coming, presenting you with a slew of bizarre opportunities not to pass up. So, don’t blow off strange conversations or invites that come to you subtly, because momentum will come slowly. However, if you’re open to surprises, these may just knock you down to your knees.

Sagittarius (November 22 – December 21)

You might start the week more gung-ho about something or someone than you will end the week. Whatever, it’s not going to be entirely your fault, as some people just can’t help that they are that boring and that once they get past bringing it for the first stage, the don’t have to much after to give. So are the gambles of how you love, as many are too banal to even know how to keep up.

Capricorn (December 22 – January 19)

Getting sucked into a pretty face is always fun; even more so when you know your limits and know when to call it quits — as in briefly after. Yes, good times are best taken like a sampler set, rather than in bulk, as in the less emotion you throw in, the more juicy gossip you can amass for yourself and a bit more man-eating cred gets under your belt.

Aquarius (January 20 – February 18)

Consider yourself a few steps ahead of the game, as in your object of affection or just the random people all around you. While you can share all your ideas until you are blue in the face, no one is going to be catching on fast and it’ll require some patience on your part. However, don’t stop, keep working out your plans, because this time around, the ball is in your court to be the leader.

Pisces (February 19 – March 20)

You’ll be feeling too exhausted to even think about romance. So, hit the chill out button and just relax, as the next leg of your adventure will need all your energy in full blast mode. For now, learn the “get to know you” thing in a more platonic way. This is a perfect time to take applicants, but not to submit to any positions.

Aries (March 21 – April 19)

There’s nothing hotter that showing off your accomplishments and owning your power, as that is going to be all that you have to do to attract the right energy to you this week. Go ahead, mix and mingle, as opportunities are out there waiting, which could also win you a few worthy flirtations and cold hard cash — and at the end of this day, that’ll be what rings your bell.

Taurus (April 20 – May 20)

Go ahead and lay it down on the line with all your emotions and a few skeletons in the closet. If you want your home life to settle into shape, then time to throw some more cement into the foundation and make your honey see new sides to you. After all, you are one half of the equation and by adding to this brew, you can control some of its new flavors.

Gemini (May 21 – June 20)

Brace yourself, because this week will bring out the truth — which can be good or bad, depending on how much pressure you’ve put on the situation in question. Chances are you already know the gist of what is to come, but it’s the delivery of it that will blow your mind. As for your response? Only when it happens will you know what it’ll actually be.

Cancer (June 21 – July 22)

You aren’t paranoid if you think you have to read in-between the lines to solve the current mystery on your hands, as you’ll need to sniff out clues in the oddest of places. Of course, when all becomes clear, you’ll find the situation way freakier than assumed and it will give you reason to pause … before you dive deeper in. After all, who can resist trouble? Certainly not you!

Leo (July 23 – August 22)

There is nothing wrong with getting in the passenger seat every so often, especially when your boo will have so many good ideas and the confidence to execute them. So, just sit back and relax, as this is the time the spotlight will be for two and the more you settle into your identity as a team, the more rewards you’ll reap.

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