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What Your Sex Life Had Been Missing: A Love Rug!

This is what is wrong with society today. Just a few decades ago, people had the opportunity to have a sensual carpet experience that promised a threesome-like result. Now, all we have is a glorified backwards robe. I suppose you could cut the sleeves off your Snuggie and try doing the dirty on it, but…

Kelli Bender / September 16, 2010

Reader Revealed: Look At This Vivster

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a…

Kelli Bender / September 16, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Kim Kardashian Pregnant? Ashton Kutcher A Serial Cheater?

This week’s tabloids were all about being interactive, with quizzes to test your knowledge on important stuff like celebrity six-packs and “Oprah.” But we wouldn’t want to ruin your fun by giving you the answers, so we just stuck to breaking down the dirt. As usual, the gossip didn’t let us down—except for People—so take…

Kelli Bender / September 15, 2010

Frisky Reader Revealed: Behold, Lady Macbeth

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a…

Kelli Bender / September 9, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: “Teen Mom” Strikes Again? Kat Von D Preggers?

This week I learned once again that stars are just like us, but I don’t look anywhere near as hot as Joe Manganiello when I mail back my Netflix. I also got schooled in how valuable secrets can be when you belong to the rich and famous club. Check out this week’s cheat sheet to…

Kelli Bender / September 8, 2010

Frisky Reader Revealed: May We, Maynard?

Hands down, the best thing about working at The Frisky is our amazing readers. We so heart all of your witty, thoughtful, and informative comments—heck, we even appreciate the mean ones. Sometimes, we can’t help but wonder about the faces behind avatars. We decided to launch a weekly column where we learn all about a…

Kelli Bender / September 2, 2010

10 Girly Foods We Want Created

Behold! Man has truly outdone himself this time. Or at least one man. Mark Zable has perfected his fried beer munchies after five years of tinkering and is ready to sell them to the public. Zable’s recipe for the concoction involves pouring beer into ravioli pockets and tossing them in the deep fryer. Bonus! The…

Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

Frisky Rant: Remaking A Crappy Movie In 3D, Still Makes It … Crappy

OK, moviemakers, I get it! 3D can add a little extra voodoo magic to a film. I’ve had THIS figured out since I visited the “Honey, I Shrunk the Kids” attraction at Disney World when I was two. Unfortunately, the novelty of the third dimension is rapidly wearing off. And it is only going to…

Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

What’s Up With Those Virginity Hotline Billboards?

Billboards have been popping up nationwide forcing motorists to ponder the question, “Still a virgin?” Well, some don’t seem too open to responding, because already local politicians and news networks are demanding that the cheeky advertisements be taken down. But, uh, what are they for?

Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

Tabloid Cheat Sheet: Can We Leave Shiloh Alone? And When Did “Teen Mom” Become Such A Big Deal?

This is a week full of questions for me as I skim through the tabloids. Apart from the usual riddles—like “Why I am still reading news about Kate Gosselin?”—a new bunch of puzzles have emerged. After the jump, we’ve weeded out the unnecessary, superficial and mundane stories from this week’s fleet of tabloids and distilled…

Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

Jessica Lowndes, Matthew Morrison, Kate Gosselin And Other TV Stars Working On Albums

If life imitated art for the cast of “90210,” then that would be a catty, messed-up mix of individuals. Luckily, star Jessica Lowndes is picking the most productive part of her character, Adrianna, to emulate: her music career. In a recent interview, Lowndes said that in the next season, Adrianna will be all about the…

Kelli Bender / September 1, 2010

4chan Tracks Down Kitten Dumper And Puppy Thrower

The surprisingly powerful coven of internet wizards that make up 4chan are known for many things. The site made the news for creating “Rickrolling” and making “Justin Bieber Syphilis” a top Google search. While their wide spectrum of computer pranks is hard to categorize, one thing is certain—the users of 4chan are dedicated. And most…

Kelli Bender / August 31, 2010

Bedbugs: The Movie

Movie lovers are feeling itchy and checking for bites now that it has been reported that several movie theaters in Manhattan and the home to the Toronto Film Festival have been plagued with bedbugs. But movie executives are feeling fine and think they can turn this recent scourge of annoying insects into cinema gold. A…

Kelli Bender / August 31, 2010

Madonna And Lady Tour In The Works? Dreams Do Come True

A Madonna and Lady Gaga double bill seems way too good to be true. But the word on the street, according to London tabloids and unnamed sources, is that the two pop music shapeshifters are coming together for a tour. Could this be true?

Kelli Bender / August 30, 2010

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