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John Mayer Spoofs LeBron James


I have put my dislike of John Mayer aside to bring you a video of him being pretty clever. Taking inspiration from the recent media spectacle that was LeBron James’ team announcement, Mayer has crafted this clip releasing his latest crop of tour dates. Maybe Mayer was always meant to express himself on YouTube, and just got disastrously tangled up in Twitter? Or maybe this is just the beginning of another of his relationship-ruining obsessions. Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Couples Who Look A Whole Lot Alike

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The 100 Greatest Movie Insults Of All Time


Everyone hates it when they have ideal opportunity to call someone out, but just can’t come up with a quickfire comeback. Well, now we have Pajiba’s compilation of the 100 best movie insults taken from all parts of the film spectrum. So study up. That way the next time someone needs a quick burn, you will have a barrage of put-downs to choose from, and the added bonus of sounding intellectual because you are pulling from film history. As expected, there’s some bad large ahere, so approach with caution .. .and headphones if you’re at work. Keep reading »

Woman Robs Store Wearing Cat Mask, Catwoman Comparisons Ensue

Where is Batman when you need him? Because New York City has a Catwoman on its hands. This past week, a Manhattan shoe store reported a midday robbery after being held up by a woman wearing a feline mask. A security camera in the store shows that a woman came into the store sans disguise, waiting until later to pounce on the clerk. According to a source, the robber put on her mask and then passed a note to one of the workers demanding, “Give me the money. I have a gun.” The employee complied, giving the woman $83 dollars. Which—lame! But it seems that a feline is not this thief’s only disguise. Police believe the same woman robbed a Body Shop in Queens the following day, this time wearing a large burqa. This theatrical thief has yet to be found, which is understandable when all cops have is a wanted poster that looks like it was drawn up at a costume party. I wonder what costume she will wear next? [Fark.com]

Robbery aside, what disguise would you don if you wanted to do something naughty without getting caught? Keep reading »

5 Things We Would Like To See In The “Top Gun” Sequel

We’re approaching July 4th, and that means celebrating our country via lots of drinking, eating, and pyrotechnics. Here’s some news that could add an extra dash of excitement to your Independence Day—there is talk of Tom Cruise and producer Jerry Bruckheimer working together to make a “Top Gun” sequel. There are few movies that get more A-mur-rican than “TG,” what with the arena rock, fast planes, machismo and vague wars. In a recent interview, Bruckheimer said that ideas for the project have been “kicked around” but that they are having trouble figuring out a way to: a) incorporate today’s technology and b) work Cruise’s character Maverick as an older dude into a story that still has the same kick-butt cheesy vibe as the original. [MTV]

Well, we have some ideas! Here are our suggestions on how to make this potential sequel fresh without losing the patriotic ’80s flavor that made it a classic. Keep reading »

A Choose Your Own Adventure “Eclipse” Game


I used to be a big fan of choose-your-own-adventure books, and I also used to be a big cheat. Meaning that when it came to picking my literary destiny, I would read the outcome of all the options, and pick the one that didn’t involve my scuba tank running out of air. But because it’s online, this new “Eclipse” 8-bit video game doesn’t allow me that luxury. And don’t expect your “Twilight” knowledge to get you through to a happy ending, either. As Bella, I chose to marry Edward and ended up getting beaten to death with a baseball bat by Victoria. So let’s just say there is some artistic license involved. Keep reading »

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