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This Month In The Lady Mags: Gearing Up For August

The August 2010 issues of women’s magazines are on newsstands now. So which of these suckers will make for the best plane ride and/or lazy afternoon in the park? After the jump, we’ve rounded up the highlights from each magazine so you can see which is worth your $3.99. Keep reading »

7 Sexy Ladies With Missing Belly Buttons

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While looking over J-Woww‘s Maxim spread, we noticed that something was missing, other than the rest of her musclebound “Jersey Shore” castmates. Where has that girl’s belly button gone? It appeared in all the other pictures, but maybe it went into hiding because she decided to try and ingest alcohol through it or something?Vodka eyeballing is so last month. The more logical answer is that it was probably Photoshopped off through one simple swoop of a mouse. But why?!?! What has the belly button ever done to Maxim?

Well, we couldn’t really come up with an answer, especially after we found out this wasn’t an isolated case. It seems that lady’s navels have been under attack for a while with no real explanation. Read on to see what other bellybuttons have been tampered with by the evil hands of Photoshop.

You Really Should Be Watching “Degrassi”

Last night, a two-hour movie called “Degrassi: The Boiling Point” kicked off the show’s six week binge of new episodes. For those of you unfamiliar with “Degrassi,” it’s like “Gossip Girl” except: it’s Canadian (and it’s been around for yeaaaaars), the actors on the show are actually 18, the events take place on high school grounds, and the wardrobe choices are far more realistic. Still, “Degrassi” packs more sex and scandal into their episodes than any other teen drama on television. In last night’s special there was a: explosion, a brother-on-sister kiss, a drunken Niagara Falls wedding, a girl fight, a guy fight, and a whole bunch of hookups. So basically—why aren’t you watching this show? Keep reading »

The Swedish Chef Is Back!

This is the only “Top Chef” I need. I’m suffering from cuteness overload from this video. The combo of the Swedish Chef’s mumbling, the ticklish shrimp puppets, and the lonely caption typist makes this the best popcorn shrimp recipe I have ever seen. Sorry, Bubba Gump. Enjoy the triumphant return of “The Muppets”‘ Swedish Chef. Keep reading »

Russell Brand Dons the Batsuit

No, Russell Brand isn’t stepping in as Batman for Christian Bale because he had a hissy fit so big his head exploded. Instead, Brand put on the Batsuit for the remake of the 1980s comedy “Arthur,” where he will be playing the legendary title character. The suit is doing wonders for Russell’s body. But without his usually rocker garb, Brand kind of resembles a Fabio and Michael Jackson love child. Keep reading »

10 Celebrity Man Crushes

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The term “girl crush” gets thrown around a whole lot, by us included. But what about “man crushes”? Naturally, they happen too. Last week, Javier Bardem revealed his mega-man crush on Brad Pitt. The actor owned up to feeling like a teenage girl when he first met Brad, and said that he could fall in love with the dude.

Javier has joined an impressive list of Hollywood’s hottest men who aren’t afraid to talk about the romantic feelings they have for one another. For example …

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