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5 Reasons To Go Commando This Fourth Of July

Nothing says Independence Day quite like exercising your freedom to go commando! Thanks to certain female celebrities who can’t keep their cha-cha’s away from paparazzi camera lenses, lots of women have developed a fear of going panty-free, since they’d like to keep their privates, well…private. But I’m here to tell you why you should consider saying goodbye to undies, if only just for the holiday (aside from the fact that it just sounds patriotic). It’s what our forefathers would have wanted… Keep reading »

Kinky! Jennifer Aniston Wants Jason Bateman To Poop On Her In “Horrible Bosses 2″ Trailer

Jennifer Aniston and Jason Bateman in "Horrible Bosses 2"
"You're Welcome To Do That On Me..."

It’s about to get frisky up in hurr! The new official trailer for “Horrible Bosses 2″ has just been released, and Jennifer Aniston, Jason Bateman, Jason Sudeikis and Charlie Day are back to their old tricks. The only difference? This time, Jen Aniston is even kinkier than she was in the original movie. Jen reprises her role as a sex-crazed dentist who asks Bateman, “Have you ever done it in a dentist chair?”… and it just gets better and better from there. Check out the trailer for a sneak peek of what’s to come in theaters November 26!

I Could Do This: Woman Advertises Herself On Craigslist As A “Professional Bridesmaid”

Not Bridesmaid Material
Is it possible that some women aren't bridesmaid material? Read More »
"Game Of Bridesmaids"
A mashup between "Game Of Thrones" and "Bridesmaids." Read More »
Bridesmaid = Expensive
Being a bridesmaid drained this woman's bank account. Read More »

I’ve missed my calling, and some bitch has beat me to it.

Recently, an entrepreneurial New York woman with extensive experience as a bridesmaid stepped up her game by posting a Craigslist ad offering her services as a “Professional Bridesmaid.” Why I didn’t think of this first will haunt me for the rest of my days, because I could be making BANK right now (as well as collecting a large assortment of chiffon dresses). I’ve been around the bridesmaid block a time or two, I know all about the emotional lifecycle of said title and feel I have what it takes to battle this woman. Keep reading »

Guy Perfectly Impersonates 29 Celebs In Mind-Blowing Original Song

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His Ray Romano Is Spot On

I’ve seen some great impersonations in my day, but this guy… THIS GUY is the real deal. Not only has he come up with an awesome, catchy original song, but he manages to impersonate 29 celebs with almost perfect accuracy. From Sir Ian McKellan to Bono, Rob Cantor, who just released his debut solo album, is on point when it comes to his impression game. I’m afraid he might actually sound more like Shakira than the real Shakira, if that’s even possible. (I know it’s not, but he’s that good). Check it out for yourself and find some inspiration for your next karaoke night.

Watch Children Battle With Giant Dildos In A Hilarious PSA For Gun Control

Children Play With Dildos In Gun Control PSA
"If They Find It, They'll Play With It..."

I never thought I’d see a funny public service announcement for gun control, but today was the day, my friends. “Playthings” warns adults of the dangers that come with leaving certain things out in the open—and in this case, it’s dildos. As two embarrassed moms look on while their sons sword fight with their sex toys, they suddenly learn the value of locks. And the same goes for guns, you guys! Get it? Anyway, watch the video for yourselves and learn a little something while you laugh.

Frisky Eats: 10 Healthy Red, White And Blue Treats For Your Fourth Of July Party

For some stupid reason, I decided to start a nutrition cleanse this week, right before my friends hold their annual Fourth of July barbecue. To prevent me from regretting my decision to “get healthy,” I’ve decided to put together a list of red, white and blue, health-conscious and yummy foods in hopes that they’ll lure me away from the Coney Island Smothered Hot Dogs and toward the fruits and veggies. Consider these healthy alternatives for your Independence Day bash, because you don’t have to get the meat sweats to eat patriotically. ‘MERICA! Fuck. Yeah.

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