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Stop What You’re Doing & Let The ‘Apparently Kid’ Make Your Day

Stop What You're Doing & Let The 'Apparently Kid' Make Your Day
"Apparently I've Never Been On Live Television Before..."

In my day, I’ve come across many children I want to snatch up and keep for myself, and Noah Ritter has now made his way to the top of my list (sorry, Blue Ivy, you’ve been bumped). The five-year-old was visiting a local fair when WNEP gave him the chance to talk on live television about one of the rides, but he had an agenda of his own.  Needless to say, he completely stole the show. Noah may only be in kindergarten, but he’s “apparently” already found his favorite word. He’s also apparently the cutest, funniest kid ever and I can only hope my offspring are as awesome as he is.

The Most Clever Pregnancy Announcement You Ever Will See

Pregnancy Announcement
They Should Totally Get Free Coke For Life

I think Coke’s #ShareACoke campaign is stupid. Just think of how many germs you’re spreading by sharing your soda with someone just because it says their name on the can. I’m not drinking my “Katie” Coke and then offering it to some other random chick named Katie just because we share the same name, nor would I be accepting one. What if Other Katie has herpes or something?! No, thank you.

Anyway, the McGillicuddys have come up with a ridiculously clever way to use the #ShareACoke campaign to announce they’re expecting. I’ve seen a lot of clever pregnancy and birth announcements in my day— a Taylor Swift-inspired announcement, a hip-hop announcement and a time lapse video of a pregnant belly, to name a few— but this one takes the cake. See how the couple used the soda’s social campaign to reign supreme in the pregnancy announcement world (and also why they should probably get free Coke for the rest of their lives.)

I’m Convinced This Little Kid Is Jay Z’s Clone

Earlier this week, someone posted a photo to Reddit with the caption “My friend’s son looks like Jay Z.” That sentence is the understatement of the century.

This kid can’t be more than, like, four-years-old and he looks more like Jay Z than Jay Z looks like Jay Z. I know Blue Ivy doesn’t have a brother THAT WE KNOW OF, but this child is a spitting image of Hov, am I right? Now we just need a little Beyoncé doppelganger, some divorce lawyers on hand, and we have the future On The Run (Again) Tour all figured out.

News Crew Scratched, Terrorized By Ghosts During Visit To Local Haunted Home

News Crew Scratched, Terrorized During Visit To Local Haunted Home
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

First and foremost, I will start by saying that I love horror films, ghost stories and any excuse to scare the bejesus out of myself. I commonly find myself locking all doors and windows before I go to bed, checking under my bed for serial killers and half-expecting to find Norman Bates behind my shower curtain. With that said, this story about a local news crew who was harassed by demons while visiting a local haunted home has “oh hell no” written all over it. Scary stories are fine and dandy when they’re in the movies, but as soon as my own home turns into the Devil’s playground, I am out. Not so much for these people… Keep reading »

Pissed Off Mom Sells “Spoiled Brat” Daughter’s Katy Perry Tickets On Facebook

One teenage girl from Fargo, North Dakota, won’t be seeing Katy Perry’s whipped cream rocket bra in person this month, thanks to her fed up mother. Cindy Bjerke decided to teach her daughter a lesson by selling the teen’s Katy Perry concert tickets online, which to me, seems like a pretty good punishment. The problem was that the tickets were posted to the Fargo/Moorhead Online Garage Sale Facebook page along with a post which read “spoiled brat daughter doesn’t deserve these tickets.” Naturally, along with a ton of offers, Cindy received quite a bit of backlash about her parenting. Keep reading »

Watch The Trailer: “My Mistress” Is Like “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” But Backwards

My Mistress Movie
"What Do We Do Now?" "Everything."

If you’re a “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan, you may not have to wait until it’s released in February to get your kinky movie fix. “My Mistress” tells the story of a female dominatrix who specializes in pain, and her submissive partner Charlie, a 16-year-old boy going through family troubles. While Maggie (the dom) begins to realize her relationship with Charlie is becoming co-dependent, loving and intense, they’re forced to hide their arrangement to prevent others from finding out. Essentially, it’s “Fifty Shades” in reverse.

The movie stars Emmanuelle Béart as Maggie and Harrison Gilbertson as Charlie, who’s known for his previous appearances in “Need For Speed” and “Haunt.” The flick is expected to open later this year, which means Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele will have some pretty big shoes to fill. Check out the trailer and let us know if you’ll be catching it in theaters!

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