I sit here at my desk, head hung low with shame, as I write this apology to you “the morning after.” I don’t know if it was the free food and booze that brought us together, or if it was purely fate, but whatever it was, I wish I could hit the rewind button and start over. Keep reading »
Today is a momentous day! Swedish sex toy brand PicoBong™ has released a new, revolutionary sex toy that can be used by everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. The TRANSFORMER™ can be used as a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe, prostate massager, and more.
The toy is 60cm long and has two vibrating pleasure points at each end. It has a flexible silicone exterior with a firm wirey interior, allowing users to twist and bend the device into different shapes to create as many sexual possibilities as possible, without it losing its shape. So what does this mean? It means it’s for EVERYBODY, no matter what kind of pleasure you’re into: it can be used solo for him or her, for him and her, her and her, him and him or groups. Basically, it’s the most versatile, nondiscriminatory sex toy out there. Keep reading »
Thanksgiving is upon us, which means it’s almost time to eat our body weight in stuffing, turkey and mashed potatoes! And even though some of us won’t have the luxury of enjoying the holiday in our sweatpants, we’ve found 12 comfy, casual dresses that are presentable enough for company, but loose enough that you can have some extra turkey without worry. One more thing to be thankful for this year: being able to conceal your food baby in style.
I can’t imagine what it’s like to be a parent with a sick child, but I do know that the feeling of helpless must be awful. That’s why Eric Hart is doing everything he can to help his four-month-old son “feel brave,” while he’s kept in the neonatal intensive care unit. Eric is a professional prop maker who found a regular Iron Man costume pattern online and scaled it down to infant size for baby Collier, who was able to spend this Halloween looking like a fighter in true Superhero form. Keep reading »
Disclaimer: This story is all kinds of NOPE.
When Nicole Allen made her way into a local Dollar Store to buy a small surprise for her daughter, she got more than she bargained for when she found a toy fairy wand called “Evilstick.” The wand is supposed to play music and invoke happy thoughts, which is exactly what the pretty, pink packaging and fairy wrapping led Nicole to believe. After buying the toy and taking it home to her daughter, Nicole peeled back the foil at the head of the “wand” to find something more fucked up than an entire aisle of creepy Tickle Me Elmos: an actual photo of a girl covered in blood and slitting her own wrists with a kitchen knife. Keep reading »