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Which States Have The Most Immature (And Mature) Men?

Which States Have The Most Immature (And Mature) Men?

Where do all the manchildren live? A new survey from Estately, a national real estate search site, set out to determine which states have the highest percentage of males still basking in a prolonged state of teenage immaturity, and which have the most emotionally developed dudes. Basically, they wanted to tell us all where we should and should not look for mates. Keep reading »

Artists Create Stunning Alternate “American Horror Story: Freak Show” Posters

I don’t know about you people, but I can’t wait for  tonight’s season premiere of “American Horror Story: Freak Show.” Fresh off the heels of “AHS: Coven,” the folks at FX are bringing back one of the creepiest shows on TV, this time taking place under the big top at one very eerie, sure-to-be-scary freak show.

To celebrate the premiere, tons of artists from the DeviantArt community have created alternate official show posters. Some beautifully haunting and others dark and mysterious, check out some of our favorite fan art pieces to get you pumped for “Freak Show,” airing tonight on FX from 10-11:30 p.m. ET. Will you be watching? 

Watch Jessica Lange Epically Snub Lea Michele On The Red Carpet

Watch Jessica Lange Epically Snub Lea Michele On The Red Carpet
Awkward Hair Toss...

Hoooomygosh. I knew Jessica Lange was a badass bitch, but this video says it all.

While attending the red carpet premiere for “American Horror Story: Freak Show,” Lea Michele was hamming it up for the paps, posing all seductively on the red carpet when the GREATEST THING IN THE WORLD happened: Ryan Murphy’s other superstar, Jessica Lange, showed up in the photo line next to Lea. When the “Glee” star saw Jessica heading her way, she stopped to say hello to Jessica, who proceeded to walk right past her without blinking an eye, as if she couldn’t even fathom breathing the same air as such a lowly peon. After being completely burned in front of tons of photographers and videographers, Lea continued to smile and pose, but at the 1:05 mark, you can see her soul start to slowly die.

Long live Queen Lange.

Singer Skates Over Carpet, Busts Ass Belting Out Canadian Anthem

Singer Skates Over Carpet, Busts Ass Belting Out Canadian Anthem
We Saw This Coming From A Mile Away...

Whether we like to admit it or not, we all like watching people fall. As long as I know he/she is okay, there’s nothing that makes me laugh harder than normal people just totally eating it while they’re walking down the sidewalk, dancing on stage, or in this case, skating around a hockey rink. Mark Donnelly is a Canadian singer, famous for performing the national anthem “O Canada” at NHL games. At this particular game, Mark felt obliged to try and skate over a red carpet that was rolled out over the ice. What happens next is pure gold. Watch the video above and thank me later.

Carrie Underwood Addresses Her Atheist Haters: “If You Don’t Like It, Change The Channel”

Carrie Underwood Addresses Her Athiest Haters: "If You Don't Like It, Change The Channel"
You Tell 'Em, Carrie...

Just last week, Carrie Underwood released her new single “Something In The Water,” but unlike most of her newly-released tunes, it wasn’t exactly met with open arms. Carrie’s song, which affirms her belief in God, conversion and baptism, focuses on the strength she found from Christianity, which has left some of her atheist fans less than thrilled. But despite the criticism, Carrie told Glamour that she’s not sorry for singing about her personal faith, and she’s certainly not planning on changing her tune.

“Country music is different. You have that Bible Belt-ness about it. I’m not the first person to sing about God, Jesus, faith [or] any of that, and I won’t be the last. And it won’t be the last for me, either. If you don’t like it, change the channel.”

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8 Couples Who Should Be In Kate Middleton’s (And Prince William’s) Lamaze Class

I’d imagine Kate Middleton had to take some fancy pants lamaze class, complete with a midwife who tells her how to “breathe like a lady,” before she had Prince George. Now that royal baby number two is on the way, the Dutchess probably has to do it all over again, cooped up in Kensington Palace with old, stuffy broads who used to give birth in barns. But how fun would it be if she could take a class with other famous expecting moms and dads, like the newly pregnant Blake Lively? We’ve put together a list of 8 expecting couples who should join Kate and Wills in what would be the best. lamaze. class. EVER.

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