He’s making a list and checkin’ it twice, but whether you ended up on Santa’s “Nice” or “Naughty” list doesn’t really matter. There are plenty of presents to go around! So, whether you’re looking to tone it down or spice things up this Christmas, there’s a gift for that, and we’re here to help. Here’s what to give that mischievous person in your life (and some “nice” alternatives, in case you’re saving your naughty for the new year).
Despite the fact that Christmas is supposed to be a time filled with cheer and merriment, more often than not, the holidays are stressful. It’s exhausting, expensive, cold, and not enough eggnog in the world will make you feel better about the hundreds of bucks you spent on presents for your co-worker’s baby, kids’ teachers and various family members.
So this year, when my mom asked for bath beads, candles and pajamas (like she does every year), I threw out her Christmas list and decided to go rogue. Keep reading »
Why We Love It: Because sometimes you just need some really good oral sex— and this is a toy for both men and women! Ten velvety-soft silicone “tongues” move in a rapid flicker that mimic oral sex for use on your clit, nipples, anus, perineum, balls or penis. It may look a little frightening, but trust us … don’t judge a book by it’s cover. It barely makes a sound and is also splash proof, in case you want a shower buddy. [$59, Babeland] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: It’s the vibrator Charlotte fell in love with on “Sex and the City”! This is the elastomer version of the original Rabbit Pearl from SATC, which has a rotating shaft for your G-spot, shuffling pearls to arouse your opening and a vibrating rabbit for clit stimulation. Rabbits are a masturbation staple for the ladies! [$79.95, The Pleasure Chest] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: It’s the perfect stocking stuffer for your somebunny special (see what we did there?). This little kit includes a personal mini massager, a Screaming O vibrating ring, three One® condoms and three Wet® personal lubricant packs. So if you’re traveling for the holidays, you have no excuse not to get it on. [$24.99, Bunnyjuice] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: You’ve seen couples massagers that vibrate, but have you ever seen one that also rotates? Nope. That’s because this is the first remote-controlled one to combine the two. She wears it during sex, and the shaft rotates and vibrates within, causing out-of-this-world sensations for both. [$199, LELO] Keep reading »
Happy Holidays! To help you celebrate this festive season, we’ve created some customized cards from Someecards with special messages for our like-minded fans. Want to acknowledge the Ryan Gosling-lover in your life? Wish you could give coal (or jail time) to R.Kelly? Say it in a Christmas card, and you’re one step closer to a Happy New Year.
I don’t know about you, but 2013 was The Year of My Flourishing Girl Crushes.
First, I fell even more in love with Jennifer Lawrence, whose quirky, witty sense of humor and righteous self-confidence, on top of her kickass performance in “Catching Fire,” left me almost certain she is my spirit animal and sister from another mister.
And then, Beyoncé, who I didn’t think could get any cooler, went and dropped a secret album that I’ve been listening to on repeat since last week. And don’t even get me started on the pure, raw sexiness that just oozes from her new music videos. Just another reason I stand firm in my belief that BeyonSanta should be a thing. Keep reading »
Why We Love It: Okay, this is quite possibly the most versatile sex toy ever. This vibrator opens up inside the vagina, causing stimulation on both the G-spot and the opposite vaginal wall. The wider the vagina, the wider the stimulator’s tips spread off due to the silicone’s elasticity. Its two tips allow it to function as a dual internal and external vibe, as an anal/vaginal vibe, a clitoral vibe and even a ball cradler or nipple stimulator. The possibilities are endless. [I own this one, you guys. Two thumbs up! -- Amelia] [$119.99, G-vibe Noir Limited Edition via Fun Toys] Keep reading »
Why We Love It: I love an easy cleanup, and you can tidy up after sexytime by throwing this dildo in the dishwasher (just don’t actually throw it)! Made of hand-blown icicle glass, this serpent-themed toy is made to play hard. Freeze it in the fridge for a cool sensation or heat it up in the microwave for warm pleasure. [$49.99, Adult Vibe Toys] Keep reading »