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Red Bull Pays $13 Million In Class Action Lawsuit For Not Actually “Giving You Wings”

Red Bull Pays $13 Million In Class Action Lawsuit For Not Actually "Giving You Wings"

I want to meet the guy who guzzled a Red Bull, checked his watch after a few minutes and was like “Where the hell are my wings? This company is bullshit. I’m suing!”

For over 20 years, Red Bull has been lying to consumers by using the slogan “Red Bull gives you wings,” and now they’re paying $13 million dollars for not ACTUALLY giving you wings. Lucky for you, if you’ve bought a Red Bull even once in the last 12 years, you’re eligible for a $10 cash settlement, or (surprise, surprise) $15 worth of free Red Bull.  Keep reading »

Train Your Body To Have Longer, Stronger Orgasms With LELO’s Luna Smart Bead

Train Your Body To Have Longer, Stronger Orgasms With LELO's Luna Smart Bead
Bring On The Sexercise...

Stop settling for weak ass orgasms, ladies. Women everywhere aren’t getting the most out of their sack (and solo) sessions, and now there’s a new product that can help increase the strength and length of orgasm: consider it a personal trainer for your vagina, but without the misery. YES, PLEASE. Keep reading »

This Prep School Rap Battle Is What A Hogwarts Freestyle Competition Would Be Like

This Prep School Rap Battle Is Like A Hogwarts Freestyle Competition
You Can't Rhyme "Face" With "Face," Bro.

Everything about this is gold.

Some students from the UK went all “8 Mile” on their prep school campus when an impromptu rap battle commenced, reminding the rest of us why we don’t see too many preppy sixteen year olds in the rap game these days. The overall theme of their weak four-line rhymes is definitely sex, and while these kids clearly won’t cut it in the biz, their overreactions are hilarious. They’re jumping up and down, crushing each rapper after every basic joke about sleeping with your mom. One kid even threw his arm crutch. I repeat, he THREW HIS OWN ARM CRUTCH. Basically, this is what I imagine would go down if a rap battle took place at Hogwarts, except Harry would slay that shit.

Normal People Attempt To Get Into Cosmopolitan‘s Craziest Sex Positions

Normal People Attempt To Get Into Cosmopolitan's Sex Positions
NOPE

You know how Cosmopolitan tries to suggest all kinds of cool, new sex positions for us to try, regardless of whether or not they’re likely to cause injury to normal folks? Well, they sent a duo out on the streets of New York City to attempt these positions, and I’ve determined that unless you have a stint in Cirque du Soleil on your resumé, you should probably stick to your generic moves that won’t break any penises off. I’m sorry, but there’s nothing sexy about becoming a naked human wheelbarrow. Watch the video and you be the judge.

Meet The Worst “Price Is Right” Player Ever

Meet The Worst "Price Is Right" Player Ever
You're Doing It Wrong, Corey

This is Corey. Corey has an unrealistic idea of how much things cost, which puts him at a serious disadvantage playing “The Price Is Right.” When the game show contestants were asked to estimate the price of a beautiful, new hammock, Corey’s bid was so outrageous that a fellow competitor turned around and, out of turn, yelled at him. Even Drew Carey laughed in his face. Based on Corey’s bid, I’ve come to the conclusion that a) He has never bought any kind of item in his lifetime, b) He is very, very bad at math, or c) He really values his relaxation. Watch the video to see how much poor Corey thinks hammocks cost these days.

Warning: The man recording this catastrophe was so dumbfounded back that he drops an F-bomb at the end of the video.

Beauty Test Drive: Sexy Hair’s Caring Is Sexy Powder Play

Beauty Test Drive: Sexy Hair's Caring Is Sexy Powder Play

STOP WHAT YOU’RE DOING. I’ve found the best hair product of the year for ladies with limp locks, like myself. I’ve always had pin straight, heavy hair, which means it goes flat within 30 minutes after a blow dry. Not anymore. Before I went out this weekend, a friend of mine told me I needed some “oomph” in my hair, before whipping out a canister of this texturizing & volumizing powder. Let me tell you, it is life changing, my friends. Oh, and the best part is that a portion of the proceeds will go to Look Good Feel Better, a nonprofit dedicated to improving the self-esteem of those undergoing cancer treatment. It’s a win-win. Keep reading »

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