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Shit The Frisky Says … About Valentine’s Day

Ahh, Valentine’s Day. Romance is in the air, and so is a certain sense of bitterness that only comes around this time of year. Don’t you just love it?

For your entertainment, we’ve compiled some random quotes that have floated around The Frisky office in relation to Cupid’s impending visit. Read, share, and join us in Valentine’s Day merriment and loathing as we talk lingerie, chocolate and lifetime supplies of lube.

14 Days Of Dating, Day 13: See An Original Show

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It Just Takes One
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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends…we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

Take A Pic And Show Us Your Snow Day!

Holy crap, you guys. It looks like Jack Frost’s wet dream outside.

Here in New York, the snowstorm is so bad that I’m pretty sure even the Dunkin’ Donuts near my apartment is closed. If you know anything about Dunkin’ Donuts, it’s that those guys would power through an apocalypse with gas masks and Dunkaccinos in hand if it meant they might sell one box of Munchkins. Keep reading »

For All Of Your Gutter Cleaning Needs, I Probably Wouldn’t Call LaborPanes

I love a good pun. In fact, just last night I was watching “Modern Family,” and smiled the widest of smiles when Cam had to choose between his two favorite flower shops, Floral And Hardy and Florist Gump. (Fun Fact: They’re both actual florists.) Cute, right?

Then I signed on Facebook this morning, only to see that a friend of mine, who lives in South Carolina, posted this photo of a truck she saw advertising a business called LaborPanes. No, LaborPanes is not a company of mobile midwives or OB-GYNs. According to the truck, LaborPanes specializes in window cleaning, pressure washing, dryer vent cleaning and gutter cleaning and repair.

Here are my thoughts (in no particular order) about this business name… Keep reading »

14 Days Of Dating, Day 12: Go Explorin’ On An Adult Scavenger Hunt

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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends … we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

6 Ways You Should NOT Treat Yourself On Valentine’s Day (And Better, Less Tragic Alternatives)

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Being single on Valentine’s Day doesn’t have to suck. I’m a firm believer in treating myself to something nice when other couples are hiding engagement rings in food and making oogly eyes across the pre-fixe dinner table. But do not be mistaken: sometimes the one thing you think will make you feel better will leave you you crying into a pint of Ben & Jerry’s. You know…so I’ve heard.

Here’s how NOT to treat yourself this February 14th (and some alternative options)…
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14 Days Of Dating, Day 11: Create Your Own Movie Voiceovers

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It Just Takes One
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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends…we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

14 Days Of Dating, Day 10: Get Buzzed On A Booze Cruise

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It Just Takes One
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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends…we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

14 Days Of Dating, Day 9: Make Art By Makin’ Love (Yes, A Sex Painting)

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It Just Takes One
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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends…we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

14 Days Of Dating, Day 8: Show Off Your Smarts At Trivia Night!

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Cupid is a-comin’, and we’re counting down the days ‘til that fat, little cherub arrives. But until then, kick your relationship up a notch with these unique date ideas for you and your boo (or your friends…we don’t discriminate). A date a day, and your romance shall stay! Keep reading »

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