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News Crew Scratched, Terrorized By Ghosts During Visit To Local Haunted Home

News Crew Scratched, Terrorized During Visit To Local Haunted Home
NOPE. NOPE. NOPE.

First and foremost, I will start by saying that I love horror films, ghost stories and any excuse to scare the bejesus out of myself. I commonly find myself locking all doors and windows before I go to bed, checking under my bed for serial killers and half-expecting to find Norman Bates behind my shower curtain. With that said, this story about a local news crew who was harassed by demons while visiting a local haunted home has “oh hell no” written all over it. Scary stories are fine and dandy when they’re in the movies, but as soon as my own home turns into the Devil’s playground, I am out. Not so much for these people… Keep reading »

Pissed Off Mom Sells “Spoiled Brat” Daughter’s Katy Perry Tickets On Facebook

One teenage girl from Fargo, North Dakota, won’t be seeing Katy Perry’s whipped cream rocket bra in person this month, thanks to her fed up mother. Cindy Bjerke decided to teach her daughter a lesson by selling the teen’s Katy Perry concert tickets online, which to me, seems like a pretty good punishment. The problem was that the tickets were posted to the Fargo/Moorhead Online Garage Sale Facebook page along with a post which read “spoiled brat daughter doesn’t deserve these tickets.” Naturally, along with a ton of offers, Cindy received quite a bit of backlash about her parenting. Keep reading »

Watch The Trailer: “My Mistress” Is Like “Fifty Shades Of Grey,” But Backwards

My Mistress Movie
"What Do We Do Now?" "Everything."

If you’re a “Fifty Shades of Grey” fan, you may not have to wait until it’s released in February to get your kinky movie fix. “My Mistress” tells the story of a female dominatrix who specializes in pain, and her submissive partner Charlie, a 16-year-old boy going through family troubles. While Maggie (the dom) begins to realize her relationship with Charlie is becoming co-dependent, loving and intense, they’re forced to hide their arrangement to prevent others from finding out. Essentially, it’s “Fifty Shades” in reverse.

The movie stars Emmanuelle Béart as Maggie and Harrison Gilbertson as Charlie, who’s known for his previous appearances in “Need For Speed” and “Haunt.” The flick is expected to open later this year, which means Christian Grey and Anastasia Steele will have some pretty big shoes to fill. Check out the trailer and let us know if you’ll be catching it in theaters!

Check Out Kate Middleton’s Vaginal Fascinator

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Face it, the girl just likes to dress like a vagina. Read More »
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Princess Beatrice fascinator photo
Princess Beatrice and other royal wedding guests in fascinators. Read More »
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Well Played: Kate Middleton
She steps up her princess style game. Read More »

Kate Middleton and Prince William were in Belgium this morning, attending a service at Le Memorial Interallie to commemorate the 100-year anniversary of World War I. Kate, who’s usually on point in the style department, showed up to the service wearing a beige coatdress and a hat that, I’m sorry, looks rather labial. Keep reading »

Camel Toe City: Lululemon Now Makes Onesies For Running, Appropriately Called “Runsies”

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My sad history with exercise -- help me get fit! Read More »

Lululemon, the pricey workout clothing retailer known for saying larger women’s sizes aren’t part of their “formula,” have gone and trumped themselves in the Shaking My Head department by creating a new product that’s a total workout repellent: The “Runsie,” a stylish romper designed for running. Yes, a onesie for exercise. Keep reading »

Sink Your Teeth Into A Big, Juicy Peach Butt

Two of my favorite things in this whole world are peaches and butts. Put those two together, and you have the greatest lovechild of all time, not including Blue Ivy Carter. So what is a peach butt, you ask? Keep reading »

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