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From Us To You: An Honest Christmas “Update” Letter From The Frisky

From Us To You: An Honest Christmas "Update" Letter From The Frisky

To Our Beloved Frisky Readers,

As 2014 comes to a close and we prepare for the New Year ahead, we wanted to send you all a heartfelt holiday letter to share some highlights from our lives over the past year. In true Frisky form, we’re not ones to sugarcoat anything, and we hope our letter helps kick off your seasonal celebrations with a big dose of honesty — the perfect accompaniment  for your milk and cookies! Here’s what went down in 2014, lady by lady… Keep reading »

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty "Fifty Shades Of Santa" Commercial
Keep Your Handcuffs Away From Me, Santa

In a new ad for Lion’s Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the “Fifty Shades Of Grey” movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called “Fifty Shades Of Santa.” To say that I’m not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but Santa pulls a bunch of goodies out of his sack, including a cock ring, butt plug, handcuffs, a whip and other seXXXy gifts, all while maintaining this creepy grin on his face.  Check out the spot and tell me I’m not the only one who now sees Santa in a TOTALLY different light. I no longer want him stuffing my stocking this year. [Happy Place]

Fellow Model Rips Kendall Jenner A New One In Scathing Open Letter

Fellow Model Rips Kendall Jenner A New One In Scathing Open Letter

Kendall Jenner is easily on her way to surpassing Kim as the most popular Kardashian sister. In the last year alone, Kendall has walked several Fashion Week catwalks, appeared in her own Vogue spread, was offered a job as a Victoria’s Secret Angel and became the face of Estee Lauder. But according to fellow model Arisce Wanzer, Kendall is riding her reality fame to the top, “cheapening” the entire experience for other models who’ve had to work hard for their success. Keep reading »

Garth Brooks Joins Justin Timberlake Onstage For Epic Rendition Of “Friends In Low Places”

Garth Brooks Joins Justin Timberlake Onstage For Epic Rendition Of "Friends In Low Places"
I Hate That I Missed This

I hate everybody in Nashville who went to the Justin Timberlake concert over the weekend. HATE THEM. The singer, who’s always been vocal about his admiration for country superstar Garth Brooks, brought the legend out onstage to surprise the audience with a duet of “Friends in Low Places,” and what went down was EPIC. Keep reading »

Watch This Woman Make The Most Impressive Move In Jenga History

Watch This Woman Make The Most Impressive Move In Jenga History
WHAT JUST HAPPENED?

Caution: Do not try this at home, ladies and gentlemen. (But if you do, please record it and send it to us, because that shit’s bound to be hilarious.)

When Redditor dkbobby‘s family gathered ’round the table to play a harmless game of Jenga, little did they know they’d all witness what I’ve declared as one of the greatest moves in the game’s history. Dkbobby’s sister-in-law decided to try and karate chop the bottom of the block stack, which they obviously needed to record because it’s practically impossible, but what happened next is MIND-BLOWING. We can all hope to be even as half as athletically skilled during our upcoming holiday game nights. No word yet on how this move can be applied to Scattergories. [Happy Place]

Rich Video Game Dude Buys The House Beyoncé And Jay Z Wanted

Just when you thought there was no one more powerful in the free world than Beyoncé and Jay Z, some computer nerd comes along and is like SIKE!

According to TMZ, Swedish video game programmer Markus Persson dropped $70 million in CASH for a 23,000 square foot home in Beverly Hills that the power couple was hoping to buy. Bey and Jay allegedly visited the house a few times before placing an offer, but Markus, who sold his company Mojang to Microsoft for $2.5 billion, outbid them. Check out the gallery to see where Blue Ivy should have spent the next few years frolicking around, but instead will be full of middle-aged men playing Minecraft. [TMZ]

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