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Dream Or Nightmare: Coffee Wine In A Can

Dream Or Nightmare: Coffee Wine In A Can

If you’re a coffee lover and a wine lover, we’re about to tell you something that will either completely excite or disgust you. Friends Fun Wine has launched a collection of low-calorie, low-alcohol coffee wines in cans: Cabernet Coffee Espresso and Chardonnay Coffee Cappuccino. I’m completely confused about how to feel about it.  Keep reading »

Win This! Trojan Pleasure Pack (A $182 Value)

Win This! Trojan Pleasure Pack

Fact: We get by with a little help from our friends, but we get off with a little help from sex toys. We’re here to help you out with that last part… Keep reading »

15 Imagined Flavors Served At Farrah Abraham’s New Frozen Yogurt Shop

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The first thought that popped in my head when I heard about Farrah Abraham opening up her own frozen yogurt shop was “everybody steer clear of anything cream-flavored.” I’m not sure why Farrah, the “Teen Mom” who’s starred in sex tapes like “Backdoor Teen Mom” and “Farrah 2: Backdoor And More” feels the need to venture into the froyo biz, although she did tell us a while back that she was hoping to attend culinary school and pursue “other culinary business endeavors,” so I assume this is one of those endeavors. Until the doors to her Austin, Texas shop open, we’ve come up with some froyo flavors that one might expect from Farrah’s FroCo Fresh Frozen. Keep reading »

10 Life Lessons Learned From The Spice Girls On The 18-Year Anniversary Of “Wannabe” (In GIFs)

Life Lessons We've Learned From the Spice Girls (In GIFs)

Eighteen years ago today, The Spice Girls put their stamp on the world by releasing “Wannabe.” It’s hard to believe I was just a little pigtailed eight-year-old at the time, but this song has remained one of my favorite jams and girl power anthems over the years, crowned as my karaoke song of choice. (And I know I’m not the only one who knows all the words to Mel B‘s rap verse to this song, so don’t kid yourselves.) The Spice Girls were more than just a girl band, and “Wannabe” was more than just a song. Girl Power is a way of life that I’m proud to say I still abide by, but that’s not the only thing they taught me. Check out these 10 life lessons we all learned from Baby, Posh, Ginger, Scary and Sporty Spice. Keep reading »

Oh Shit: To Celebrate Independence Day, American Apparel Posted A Picture Of The Challenger Disaster On Tumblr

American Apparel Posts Challenger Picture on Tumblr

Just when you thought American Apparel was pushing limits via racy ads with exposed buttholes and mannequins with pubic hair, they go and cross that line one more time for their biggest “oh shit” moment of the year thus far. This Fourth of July, the clothing company kicked off the holiday weekend by reblogging a photo of the space shuttle Challenger explosion on the brand’s Tumblr page, with the hashtags #Smoke and #Clouds. This just in: THAT IS NOT PATRIOTIC. Keep reading »

5 Reasons To Go Commando This Fourth Of July

Nothing says Independence Day quite like exercising your freedom to go commando! Thanks to certain female celebrities who can’t keep their cha-cha’s away from paparazzi camera lenses, lots of women have developed a fear of going panty-free, since they’d like to keep their privates, well…private. But I’m here to tell you why you should consider saying goodbye to undies, if only just for the holiday (aside from the fact that it just sounds patriotic). It’s what our forefathers would have wanted… Keep reading »

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