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The Toy Box: Diamonds (That Vibrate) Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Since I don’t plan on being proposed to any time soon, this glam, diamond-shaped vibrator is the next best thing. Okay, it’s actually probably better.

The Twenty One Vibrating Diamond, released this week by Bijoux Indiscrets, is a luxury pleasure toy “crafted for precise stimulation across the body.” With 7 different patterns and 3 vibration intensities, it’s great for body massages or very intense personal stimulation for her. Really, it’s just pretty to look at, so the fact that it gets you off is just a bonus. I bet the one on your finger can’t do that… Keep reading »

Study: The More Male Friends A Woman Has, The More Often She Gets Laid

Study: The More Male Friends A Woman Has, The More Often She Gets Laid

According to a new study from Oakland University, women who have an abundance of men in their life— coworkers, family members, friends, etc.—have more sex with their boyfriends compared to couples in which the woman has less male influencers.

Researchers claim it all boils down to a little something called “sperm competition.” In actual biology, sperm are feisty little suckers who, if in a race, fight to the death in order to be the first to fertilize an egg. This competitive nature translates to the dating world, too, in that men have a physiological desire to fight off other men. Keep reading »

Beyonce Is Now A “Jeopardy” Category, But Could You Have Won?

I always feel like an idiot when I watch “Jeopardy.” Every once in a while I can correctly answer a question, but for the most part, it’s a lot of me yelling “WHAT IS THE COLD WAR!” at the television, while the contestant correctly answers “What is Harvard University.” Until now…

Tuesday night, Alex Trebek debuted a new category called “& Beyoncé” with nothing but Bey-related questions. For the first time ever, I could have won “Jeopardy”… or at least this category.

After the jump, check out the questions and answers to the Beyonce category and curse yourself for not being a contestant on that one particular show. [Mashable] Keep reading »

An Open Letter Of Apology To Lea DeLaria AKA “Big Boo” From “Orange Is The New Black”

An Open Letter Of Apology To Lea DeLaria AKA "Big Boo" From "Orange Is The New Black"

Dear Lea,

I sit here at my desk, head hung low with shame, as I write this apology to you “the morning after.” I don’t know if it was the free food and booze that brought us together, or if it was purely fate, but whatever it was, I wish I could hit the rewind button and start over. Keep reading »

The World’s Most Versatile, Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Has Arrived!

The World's Most Versatile, Gender-Neutral Sex Toy Has Arrived

Today is a momentous day! Swedish sex toy brand PicoBong™ has released a new, revolutionary sex toy that can be used by everyone, regardless of gender or sexual orientation. The TRANSFORMER™ can be used as a rabbit vibe, clitorial massager, cock ring, G-spot vibe, prostate massager, and more.

The toy is 60cm long and has two vibrating pleasure points at each end. It has a flexible silicone exterior with a firm wirey interior, allowing users to twist and bend the device into different shapes to create as many sexual possibilities as possible, without it losing its shape. So what does this mean? It means it’s for EVERYBODY, no matter what kind of pleasure you’re into: it can be used solo for him or her, for him and her, her and her, him and him or groups. Basically, it’s the most versatile, nondiscriminatory sex toy out there. Keep reading »

Believe It Or Not, The Most Tweeted-About Food In November Isn’t Turkey

Believe It Or Not, The Most Tweeted-About Food In November Isn't Turkey

Over the next several weeks, prepare to be completely inundated with social media photos of people’s Thanksgiving meals. You’ll see so many pictures of sweet potatoes that life will suddenly take on an orange hue, and obviously, you’ll see turkeys en masse, because they’re Thanksgiving’s most important staple.

Somehow, though, last year’s most-tweeted about food during the month of November was NOT turkey, which completely boggles my mind. I’m sure some of you will say Oh, but what about the vegans and vegetarians and blah blah blahbut what if I were to tell you that the most tweeted-about food IS meat and turkey wasn’t even the second most-popular? Check out the top 10 most tweeted-about foods on Twitter from November 2013 after the jump, and feel free to make predictions for this year! Keep reading »

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