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Amanda Seyfried Went To Her First Basketball Game With Taylor Swift, Said Once Was Enough

Apparently Taylor Swift needs to up her game as New York City’s Global Welcome Ambassador, because Amanda Seyfried was not impressed. The “Mean Girls” actress, who attended her first-ever basketball game last night, sat courtside with her boyfriend Justin Long, Taylor Swift, Kate Upton, Justin Verlander and Howard Stern, amongst others, to watch the New York Knicks lose to the Orlando Magic, 3-6.

Although Taylor was chatting it up with the couple the whole night and the trio were even featured on the big screen at one point, Amanda decided it wasn’t for her and decided to throw in the towel for good (which perhaps the Knicks should consider, given their record). Basketball is apparently not her thing. Or maybe it was Taylor…we’ll never know. But we do have an amazing clip to show for it. Keep reading »

Watch “Crib In My Pants”: One Man’s Journey To Make His “Place” More Inviting

Watch "Crib In My Pants": One Man's Journey To Make His "Place" More Inviting
"I Just Told Him To Gut The Place And Start Over."

Step aside, Taylor Swift, because your “Blank Space” video just became old news now that Schick’s “Crib In My Pants” video has arrived.

To advertise the new Schick Hydro Groomer men’s razor, the brand teamed up with JWT New York to create a music video that takes us through one manscaper’s quest to make the “crib in his pants” more alluring to the ladies. Complete with testimonial interludes from girlfriends of the past and present, we can see the “renovations” taking place before our eyes, all to the soothing sounds of a beautiful ballad. Keep reading »

The Toy Box: Diamonds (That Vibrate) Are A Girl’s Best Friend

Since I don’t plan on being proposed to any time soon, this glam, diamond-shaped vibrator is the next best thing. Okay, it’s actually probably better.

The Twenty One Vibrating Diamond, released this week by Bijoux Indiscrets, is a luxury pleasure toy “crafted for precise stimulation across the body.” With 7 different patterns and 3 vibration intensities, it’s great for body massages or very intense personal stimulation for her. Really, it’s just pretty to look at, so the fact that it gets you off is just a bonus. I bet the one on your finger can’t do that… Keep reading »

Study: The More Male Friends A Woman Has, The More Often She Gets Laid

Study: The More Male Friends A Woman Has, The More Often She Gets Laid

According to a new study from Oakland University, women who have an abundance of men in their life— coworkers, family members, friends, etc.—have more sex with their boyfriends compared to couples in which the woman has less male influencers.

Researchers claim it all boils down to a little something called “sperm competition.” In actual biology, sperm are feisty little suckers who, if in a race, fight to the death in order to be the first to fertilize an egg. This competitive nature translates to the dating world, too, in that men have a physiological desire to fight off other men. Keep reading »

Beyonce Is Now A “Jeopardy” Category, But Could You Have Won?

I always feel like an idiot when I watch “Jeopardy.” Every once in a while I can correctly answer a question, but for the most part, it’s a lot of me yelling “WHAT IS THE COLD WAR!” at the television, while the contestant correctly answers “What is Harvard University.” Until now…

Tuesday night, Alex Trebek debuted a new category called “& Beyoncé” with nothing but Bey-related questions. For the first time ever, I could have won “Jeopardy”… or at least this category.

After the jump, check out the questions and answers to the Beyonce category and curse yourself for not being a contestant on that one particular show. [Mashable] Keep reading »

An Open Letter Of Apology To Lea DeLaria AKA “Big Boo” From “Orange Is The New Black”

An Open Letter Of Apology To Lea DeLaria AKA "Big Boo" From "Orange Is The New Black"

Dear Lea,

I sit here at my desk, head hung low with shame, as I write this apology to you “the morning after.” I don’t know if it was the free food and booze that brought us together, or if it was purely fate, but whatever it was, I wish I could hit the rewind button and start over. Keep reading »

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