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Baby Elephant Goes Ham Smashing Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can’t Get Up

Baby Elephant Goes Ham On Large Pumpkins, Falls & Can't Get Up
Oh Shit. Cletus Fell Over Again...

Anybody who says they don’t like Halloween is lying. Everybody loves Halloween, including zoo animals. To help get you in the holiday spirit, take a cue from these pumpkin-smashing elephants who classily stomp on them until a younger elephant comes along and just goes totally ham. Kind of like the kid who submerges his entire body in water and thrashes around while bobbing for apples, this elephant smashes the pumpkins and rolls around in them until he knows they’re good and flattened. He’s all like yeahhhh, victory! And then he tries to get up…

Watch An Emotional New Teaser For “The Hunger Games: Mockingjay— Part 1″

Watch An Emotional New Teaser For "The Hunger Games: Mockingjay— Part 1"

A new teaser for “Hunger Games: Mockingjay— Part 1″ was released today on Twitter after fans unlocked it.

In the clip titled “Return to Disctrict 12,” Katniss (Jennifer Lawrence) heads home after The Games to find that her district has been completely leveled by the Capitol. The clip ends with Katniss finding a sole white rose from President Snow, indicating the “game” isn’t nearly over. Check out the teaser here to hold you over until “Mockingjay” hits theaters Nov. 21!

Pimp My Ride: Mom Makes Amazing Halloween Costumes For Son In Wheelchair

Caleb McLelland has had spina bifida his entire life, and has always had to use a wheelchair. Every Halloween, Cassie McLelland, Caleb’s mom, has made sure her son can go trick-or-treating with his friends and family by crafting Caleb awesome Halloween costumes that incorporate his wheelchair into the ensemble. Now 9-years-old, Caleb’s costumes have become so popular that Cassie has started a blog for other parents of handicapped children who are looking to make unique DIY costumes. And have we mentioned they’re totally kickass? Keep reading »

This Mandatory (And Sexist) Sex Ed Workshop Is Why Society Is Moving Backwards

This Mandatory (And Sexist) Sex Ed Workshop Is Why Society Is Moving Backwards

As a modern woman who values her reproductive rights and the education of sexual health, I’m ALL ABOUT today’s young folks taking sex ed classes— but not when they’re sexist, bigoted and alllll sorts of wrong.

A secondary school in Singapore, Hwa Chong Institution, held a mandatory sex education session recently sponsored by Focus on the Family, a Colorado Springs-based non-profit known for preaching abstinence and anti-gay rhetoric. One whistle-blower, a brave teen named Agatha Tan, was so appalled by the sexist and bigoted materials provided in the course that she wrote a thoughtful open letter to her principal complaining about the class, and posted it to Facebook. So why was she so appalled? Prepare to facepalm for days… Keep reading »

True Love Is Kristen Bell Shaving Dax Shepard’s Buttcrack

True Love Is Kristen Bell Shaving Dax Shepard's Buttcrack
"It Was A Terrible Experience."

There’s not much that needs to be said about this, aside from the fact that someone should get Kristen Bell a trophy for Wife Of The Year.

The “Veronica Mars” star got VERY up close and personal with her husband Dax Shepard’s ass when he decided it should be shaved for a nude scene in “This Is Where I Leave You.” Hesitant to let a stranger see his “forest in the valley,” he put his wife up to the job, and she obliged. Dax explains to Conan O’Brien that not only did Kristen get all up in there with an electric razor, but she sang a little tune while she was at it like a real sport. Check out the video and try really hard to not get a visual of the scenario.

We’re Not Alone, Because Mark Zuckerberg Is Also Hella Paranoid About Catching Ebola

There’s being scared about catching Ebola, and then there’s being SO scared about catching Ebola that you literally try and kill it singlehandedly by donating $25 million dollars to stop that shit.

While we all take precautions by washing our hands and not making out with so many strangers (and things of that nature), Facebook founder Mark Zuckerberg was basically like, “Oh, hell no. Ebola is not getting to me,” and decided to donate a boatload of money.

He announced his generous donation earlier today in a Facebook post… Keep reading »

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