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Woman Has Crack Pipe Removed From Her Vagina, Dies Shortly After

Well, it was not a very pleasant holiday for a Florida woman named April Rollison, who died a week after having a crack pipe removed from her vagina. The 31-year-old woman was arrested on December 16 for drug charges, and was taken to the Polk County Jail's booking room, where a body scan alerted authoritie…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 26, 2014

It’s A Gross Christmas Miracle: 2 Cops Deliver Baby On Philly Subway Train

I'm grossed out by the thought of someone eating on a subway train, which makes this birth story particularly nasty to me. Two Philadelphia transit officers made a very special delivery Christmas Day, helping a women birth her baby on a SEPTA train. Around 6 p.m. Thursday night, Sgt. Daniel Caban and Officer Dorrell Jame…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 26, 2014

Here’s What Everyone’s Really Thinking When You Bring A New Boyfriend Home For The Holidays

Ahh, the holidays. It's a time for extreme awkwardness, forced social interaction and perpetual lies regarding the status of your not-very-exciting life. But perhaps the most uncomfortable encounter of all is when your new boyfriend meets your parents for the first time. Will Mom approve? Will Dad make some kind of unnecessary comment about hi…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 25, 2014

Have No Shame: 13 Childish Habits We All Have At Christmastime

As "adult" as you may be, there's something about Christmas that turns back the clock, and transforms us all into non-creepy, non-wrinkly Benjamin Buttons. You're 29, trapped in a 10-year-old's body and that is totally 100% acceptable. It's OKAY to want to hear "The Chipmunk Song" and it's OKAY to snoop for presents. If you're…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 24, 2014

Amy Adams Can’t Keep It Together During SNL’s “Love Actually” Spoof

Somehow, in its 11 years of existence, I only watched "Love Actually" for the first time this past weekend. It was heartwarming, it was enduring, it was uplifting and I freakin' loved it, which is what makes the timing of Amy Adams' guest spot on "Saturday Night Live" this week even more perfect. In a…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 24, 2014

“The Interview” Will Be Released On Christmas Day After All

Only a few days after President Obama held a press conference and criticized Sony's decision to pull "The Interview" from theaters at a cyber hacker's request, the studio has decided to release the movie on its initial premiere date after all. After concluding that the North Korean government was behind the massive email leaks that…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 23, 2014

From Us To You: An Honest Christmas “Update” Letter From The Frisky

To Our Beloved Frisky Readers, As 2014 comes to a close and we prepare for the New Year ahead, we wanted to send you all a heartfelt holiday letter to share some highlights from our lives over the past year. In true Frisky form, we're not ones to sugarcoat anything, and we hope our letter…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 23, 2014

I Am Totally Disturbed By This Dirty “Fifty Shades Of Santa” Commercial

In a new ad for Lion's Den Adult Superstore, the sex toy company has created a parody of the "Fifty Shades Of Grey" movie to market their toys in a Christmas commercial called "Fifty Shades Of Santa." To say that I'm not totally weirded out by it would be a lie. Pardon my pun, but…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

Fellow Model Rips Kendall Jenner A New One In Scathing Open Letter

Kendall Jenner is easily on her way to surpassing Kim as the most popular Kardashian sister. In the last year alone, Kendall has walked several Fashion Week catwalks, appeared in her own Vogue spread, was offered a job as a Victoria's Secret Angel and became the face of Estee Lauder. But according to fellow model…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

Garth Brooks Joins Justin Timberlake Onstage For Epic Rendition Of “Friends In Low Places”

I hate everybody in Nashville who went to the Justin Timberlake concert over the weekend. HATE THEM. The singer, who's always been vocal about his admiration for country superstar Garth Brooks, brought the legend out onstage to surprise the audience with a duet of "Friends in Low Places," and what went down was EPIC.

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 22, 2014

Watch This Woman Make The Most Impressive Move In Jenga History

Caution: Do not try this at home, ladies and gentlemen. (But if you do, please record it and send it to us, because that shit's bound to be hilarious.) When Redditor dkbobby's family gathered 'round the table to play a harmless game of Jenga, little did they know they'd all witness what I've declared a…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 19, 2014

Rich Video Game Dude Buys The House Beyoncé And Jay Z Wanted

Just when you thought there was no one more powerful in the free world than Beyoncé and Jay Z, some computer nerd comes along and is like SIKE! According to TMZ, Swedish video game programmer Markus Persson dropped $70 million in CASH for a 23,000 square foot home in Beverly Hills that the power couple…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 19, 2014

RIP Society: This Elementary School Took Away A Blind Boy’s Cane And Gave Him A Pool Noodle Instead

Nothing says "Merry Christmas" quite like taking away a blind child's cane and replacing it with a pool noodle. At least, that's what one elementary school in Kansas City thought. After an eight-year-old blind boy, Dakota Nafzinger, was reprimanded by his bus driver for hitting another student with his cane, the driver took away Dakota'…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 18, 2014

The Most Common Misheard Song Lyrics Of 2014

Every year, Jeff Wyanski of Pleated Jeans compiles a video montage of the year's most misheard music lyrics. For 2014's roundup, we hear from Maroon 5, Taylor Swift, Katy Perry, MKTO, Jason Derulo and a bunch of other artists who clearly had issues enunciating this year. I know this list only includes pop hits, but…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 18, 2014

8 Iconic Moments In “Friends” Relationships & The Episodes In Which You’ll Find Them

This January, every single season and episode of "Friends" will be available on Netflix, giving us all 236 perfect excuses to hibernate in bed and never leave the house. But for those of you who don't have over 7,000 hours to kill binge watching the gang at Central Perk, we've put together a quick list…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 18, 2014

Read The Touching Letter A 9-Year-Old Girl Wrote To Her Teacher After Finding Out He’s Gay

When an elementary school teacher in England decided to reveal his sexual orientation to his class for Anti-Bullying Week, he was hardly expecting to get the response he did. When "Mr. R" asked his students to raise their hands if they've ever heard the word "gay" being used as an insult, he was shocked whe…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 17, 2014

Etsy Spotlight: 15 Ugly Gifts That Will Put A Smile On Your Face (But Not Theirs)

Whether you're looking for a gag gift or just something to give to someone you hate, Etsy has got you covered. The site is chock full of (unintentionally) ugly items, that make you wonder why the hell they were made in the first place. Perfect for a holiday surprise that is sure to leave your…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 17, 2014

24 All Too Common Beauty Hazards Of Winter Weather

As far as I'm concerned, the winter is good for nothing except hibernation and Netflix marathons. Besides, why would you leave the house when your skin is cracking, your lips are chapped and your leg hair won't stop growing? Ain't nobody got time for that. But unfortunately, life goes on, and we're forced to face…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 16, 2014

24 People We Wish We Could Leave Behind With 2014

2014 has been a year of many highs, many lows, and many assholes. And in our hopes to start the New Year with a fresh slate, we're most excited about leaving behind the legendary douchebagginess of this year's biggest offenders. So without further ado, here are 24 people (and groups) who need to never retur…

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 16, 2014

D’Angelo Releases Black Messiah, The Sex Soundtrack Of The Season

It's been 14 years since D'Angelo has graced us with a new album, but the time has finally come — and so will a lot of you, because Black Messiah is just begging to be banged to. But would we really expect anything less from the guy who brought us "Brown Sugar"? Nope.

By: Katie Oldenburg / December 15, 2014

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