Kate Hakala

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How To Start Dating Outside Your Type

We pick up our phone everyday, see the same pattern of emoji-laden iMessages from the same seven people. When we head to the bar, we’re drawn to buy a drink…

Kate Hakala | October 28, 2013 - 11:00 am

Please Explain: Why Am I So Addicted To Chocolate?

I am certain that I am a woman. Here’s proof: these two mammary glands, my monthly menstruation and, oh yes, I am utterly addicted to chocolate.

The way…

Kate Hakala | September 1, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Please Explain: Why Can’t I Get A Tan?

Each summer, as I dare to don the shorter garments in my closet, I’m taken back to junior high gym class. Playing kickball and running laps with no athletic ability…

Kate Hakala | August 29, 2012 - 11:00 am

Please Explain: How To Cure A Hangover

On some unfortunate Sunday mornings, as we stare into the depths of our toilet bowls after a long hurl session and put a palm to our throbbing heads, most of…

Kate Hakala | July 21, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Dry Orgasm, Retrograde Ejaculation & Other Things You Never Knew About The Male O

Think back to when your parents first told you, as you uncomfortably sat across from them on the couch with sweaty palms, about the birds and the bees. Your mom…

Kate Hakala | June 8, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Girl Talk: I Don’t Know Why I’m Crying

Do you remember laying flat on your bed, eyes gushing like Old Faithful, unsightly snot dripping down way too close to your open mouth? This is you after your dog…

Kate Hakala | May 14, 2012 - 12:00 pm