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We Can’t Wait For Drew Barrymore And Ellen Page In “Whip It”

I’m a huge Drew Barrymore fan, and I simply adore Ellen Page. So, basically, “Whip It” is destined to be my next favorite movie. In this comedy about the roller derby, Page plays Bliss Cavendar, a 17-year-old who rebels against her mother’s pageantry wishes by joining a derby team called the Hurl Scouts. Yes, they wear demented Girl Scouts uniforms. With characters like Smashley Simpson, Babe Ruthless, Bloody Holly, and Maggie Mayhem (which is an ode to the screenwriter’s real-life derby name), this film is practically guaranteeing hilarity. And as for the name of the movie, “Whip It” has nothing to do with the Devo song—it’s actually a move used in the sport to get ahead of the pack. Keep reading »

Next Big Movie: “Whip It”

I’m a pretty big fan of Drew Barrymore and I definitely eat up the flicks Ellen Page stars in, so “Whip It” is basically destined to be my next favorite movie! Barrymore’s motion picture directorial debut, staring Ellen Page in comedy about roller derby looks freaking stellar. Ellen Page plays a teenager who rebels against her mother’s pageantry wishes by joining a roller derby team and enjoys what she finds in the aggressive skating sport. And since roller derby was recently Keep reading »

Internet First! Woman Is Charged With Seducing A Female Teen Online

I’ve heard about creepy old men trolling the internet to lure in underage girls, but I’ve never heard about a woman doing this… until now. Sarah Wilson, 21, seduced a 15-year-old girl whom she met in a chat room. Over the course of six months, Wilson comforted the lonely teenager through text messages, emails, and phone calls. When the two decided to meet in London this past January, the teen ditched school for the day. The school called to inform her mom that she was missing and she called the police. The cops spotted her at the Kings Cross station, before she got in contact with her 21-year-old suitor. Then, using the girl’s cell phone, the police were able to target and arrest Wilson. Keep reading »

One Very Large Reason To Never Hate Your Thighs Again

The next time one of my friends complains about how huge her thighs are, I’m pulling up a picture of Mandy Sellars. This poor 34-year-old woman was born with a growth abnormality that causes her legs to be GINORMOUS. She weighs 280 lbs—and 200 of it is from her legs! Since the day of her birth, when she was rushed away from her parents to be observed by doctors, Sellars has always been a bit different. So different that in her 34 years on Earth, no doctor has been able to officially diagnose Sellars’ disorder. While the best guess by most doctors is that she suffers from “Proteus Syndrome,” the same disease the Elephant Man had, until recently it never affected the way she lived. Keep reading »

Former Figure Skating Champion A Part Of A Drug Ring?

I think I’ve found the newest cast member for the next season of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey.” Nicole Bobek! She’s a 1995 U.S. figure skating champion, who skated in the Olympics. But today she is… dun dun dun…accused of being part of a methamphetamine ring. The 31-year-old lives in Florida but was charged by New Jersey police with conspiracy to distribute in Hudson Country, New Jersey. As one of 20 people who have been arrested in connection with the drug ring, Bobek’s story is surely ringing bells for Danielle Staub. AmIrite? Or AmIrite? [CNN] Keep reading »

Lindsay Lohan Sued For Stealing Self-Tanner Formula

With Lindsay Lohan’s first movie in ages, “Labor Pains,” set to debut on ABC Family in just a few weeks, things were looking up for the struggling starlet, at least besides the whole made-for-TV-movie thing. That was until she was slammed with a lawsuit for stealing the formula for her sunless tanning spray, Sevin Nyne. While the $35, Sephora-sold mixture did prove to turn the folks over at PopEater orange, the new suit claims that LiLo didn’t have any hand in making the concoction. Keep reading »

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