Julie Gerstein

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This Alternate “Hills” Ending Makes Lauren Conrad Look Kind Of Evil

“The Hills” is long gone, but the faux reality memories live on. In this newly released alternate ending, we get a different “choose your own adventure” conclusion. This time, Brody…

Julie Gerstein | August 9, 2013 - 5:00 pm

“Homeland” Spoiler Alert: Carrie Will Still Ugly-Cry In Season 3

You guys! Season three of “Homeland” is almost upon us. This new trailer for the season reminds us of where we left off — with Brody off hiding in the…

Julie Gerstein | August 9, 2013 - 4:30 pm

Unhappily Costumed Cats Celebrate Past Literary Greats

Is there anything more sad, more desperate, more pathetically adorable than a cat forced to wear a costume? No, probably not. Which is why we totally love the Algonquin Hotel’s…

Julie Gerstein | August 9, 2013 - 11:20 am

This Sunday, Let’s Play “Breaking Bad” Bingo!

Walter White, Jesse Pinkman and the rest of the dysfunctional, meth-making “Breaking Bad” family return this Sunday, for the second half of season five and the season finale.

Julie Gerstein | August 8, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Breaking: Beyonce Has Super Short Hair Now!

Beyonce: Kind of perfect in every way. She can do long hair, and, as evidenced by these new pics of her just up on her Instagram feed, she can rock…

Julie Gerstein | August 8, 2013 - 9:51 am

Flowchart: Should I Skip This Class?

Happy Schooled Week! After you get over the initial thrill of returning to class, the fun part begins — figuring out just how much you can get away with.

Julie Gerstein | August 8, 2013 - 9:00 am

“Her” Offers A Glimpse Of Our Scary, Tech-Obsessed Future

Do we have unhealthy relationships with our computers and smartphones? Hell to the yes. My constant need to check Facebook and email is super duper unhealthy. Will I stop? Not…

Julie Gerstein | August 7, 2013 - 5:00 pm

That’s A Nice Looking Bass Dog You Got There

Dogs are very versatile creatures. Not only are they so-called “man’s best friend,” but they also make a decent stand-in for bass guitars. Witness this blog, “Bass Dog,” which replaces…

Julie Gerstein | August 7, 2013 - 2:30 pm

There’s An Opening For Gang Bang Operator In Bloomington, Minnesota

If you’re looking for a new job, might you consider “professional gang bang operator”? It appears that there’s a vacancy in the greater Bloomington area after Scott Pollack, that city’s…

Julie Gerstein | August 7, 2013 - 12:20 pm

Pie Chart: An Impressive Catalog Of All The Things We Have Purchased While Drunk

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To be drunk and to find yourself perusing the latest in helicopter camera drone technology is to be human. To actually purchase said helicopter camera…

Julie Gerstein | August 7, 2013 - 9:00 am

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “The Butler” Premiere

Director Lee Daniels’ new film “The Butler” chronicles the history of the White House through the eyes of an African-American butler named Cecil Gaines, played by Forest Whitaker. A lot…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 6:00 pm

London’s Got A Fatberg Problem

There’s fat, and then there’s fat. In the tunnels under London’s Thames River, there’s a pretty monumental fat situation. The Thames Water utility company has found a 15-ton bus-shaped lump…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 3:30 pm

What To Do If You Hate The Way Your Partner Dresses

You hate the way the dude or lady you’re seeing dresses. Why the orange tie with the brown shirt and the “wacky” jacket? Why the blue pants with a purple-striped…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 3:00 pm

“Breaking Bad” As A Middle School Musical

The final season of “Breaking Bad” premieres/resumes this Sunday, and to get you all caught up, the kids at one local middle school put together this charming and on-point musical synopsis…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 1:40 pm

Pennsylvania Court Lifts The Ban On “I Heart Boobies” Bracelets

“Boobies” isn’t a bad word, especially when it’s being used to promote a breast cancer awareness campaign. A judge in Pennsylvania seems to think so, too, which is why he…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 11:20 am

The Roommate Questionnaire Colleges Should Actually Use

Your college roommate can be your best friend or your most terrible, smelly nightmare. Colleges are supposed to hook you up with roommates you’ll at least be able to marginally…

Julie Gerstein | August 6, 2013 - 9:00 am

Cookie Monster Learns To Deal With His Addiction Issues In This Icona Pop Parody

I never really thought about what a straight up cookie addict Cookie Monster is, but I should have seen all the signs. The lack of self control, the binge cookie-eating,…

Julie Gerstein | August 5, 2013 - 5:00 pm

Awesomely Affordable: 15 School-Ready Canvas Backpacks Under $50

It’s practically the first day of school––do you have your backpack game on lockdown? I know you’d like to think that you can somehow manage getting to and from class…

Julie Gerstein | August 5, 2013 - 4:00 pm

Guys With Fries Gives You A Fast Food Fix

You like hot guys. You like French fries. You are shocked and appalled that it’s taken the world this long to come up with a site that celebrates the two…

Julie Gerstein | August 5, 2013 - 3:30 pm

I Could Watch James Franco Getting Punched In The Face All Day

In my old age, I’ve gone a bit soft on Mr. James Franco, the writer/actor/director/churlish bon vivant responsible for things like this and this. Maybe it was his spot on…

Julie Gerstein | August 5, 2013 - 12:20 pm

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