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A Wedding “Dress” That Would Make Pam Anderson Blush

Wedding Porn Burnout
Andrea is sick of looking at other people's dream wedding ideas. Read More »
Brandi's Drunk Wedding
Brandi Glanville got drunk and got hitched. Read More »

Remember when Pam Anderson got married to Kid Rock on a boat in a white bikini? Well, this wedding ensemble from Kaviar Gauche’s uh, Autumn/Winter 2012 collection, puts Pammy to shame. Yes, that’s right, Autumn/Winter. As in, the cold months. [Getty]

Listen, Zooey Deschanel, You’re Not Weird — But These 12 Awesome Ladies Are!

I’ve been on the fence about Zooey Deschanel for some time now. Partly because she sang a ridiculously cute song with My Fantasy Boyfriend a few weeks ago, and partly because I feel that she’s cultivated this totally annoying Manic Pixie Dream Indie Rock Girl persona, and it just seems to goddamn fake. But then I’m like, eh, maybe I’m just jealz. Zooey D. has a TV show! And no credit card debt! And a cotton commercial wherein her warbly voice sings about “the touch, the feel” whilst we peer into her cavernous closet full of retro-inspired frocks. Good for her.

And then I read her interview in Allure magazine and I wanted to die. Keep reading »

Shopping Guide: 10 Blouses With (SFW!) Pussy Bows

Pussy bows: It’s a funny term, but yes, that’s actually the official name for shirts featuring big, feminine tie bows on the front. We happen to love pussy bows, and think they’re the perfect way to jazz up the same old shirt and trousers combo, but you’ve gotta have the right one. That’s why we’ve selected 10 cute, and reasonably priced blouses with bows to get you started. Take a look!

Tucker Max “Retires,” Would Really Like Us To Believe He’s Changed

Douchebag Alert!
After our date, he told me I needed to lose weight. Read More »
Penis In Garbage
Catherine Kieu chops off penis and throws it away. Read More »
New Lows Of Jerkery
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Michael Lohan releases a recorded phone call with Lindsay. Read More »

“I’ve found that, what I now want the most in a woman is—I want a partner. I want someone who is my partner in life. Who supports me, and I support her. I can share all my experiences in life with her, and she can share hers back with me. Not only do we love each other, but we accept, embrace, nurture, and care for each other.”

–That’s Tucker Max, the guy who wrote I Hope They Serve Beer in Hell, and the man who’s made a living off of being a professional d-bag, claiming that he’s now interested in finding a woman to settle down with. It’s more likely that Max’s old slimeball schtick was no longer effective, so he’s now dedicated himself to pulling off Sensitive Feelings Guy Who’s Secretly a Rampant Shitbird. That’s my guess, anyway. [Forbes]

The Daily Ovulation: An 8-Year-Old Hardcore Fan

Dog And Baby
Dog tells baby to shut up. Watch »
Oh, Baby!
Beyonce rubs her belly in this behind-the-scenes video. Watch »
Baby Vs. French Bulldog
Our ovaries are confused. Read More »
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I grew up with one foot in the hardcore music scene. I say only one foot because the scene was largely dominated by aggressive dudes bent on expressing themselves through violence, pushing girls to the back to act as real, live “coathangers” (i.e. coatholders) for the boys. But that may all be changing if 8-year-old Aussie Juliet has anything to say about it. Juliet recorded this incredible hardcore song and video about how much she loves her dog Robert and her fish. So maybe hardcore’s getting better, after all. [YouTube]

Newt Gingrich Plays “Gotcha!” With An Old Lady

We can’t pretend to know what’s happening here in this photo taken at a Newt Gingrich campaign stop in South Carolina. But … we can imagine. He’s playing “Got your nose”? He’s performing much-needed emergency triage on a bloody beak? He’s trying out his correspondence course magic tricks? What’s your guess?

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