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Iggy Azalea’s “Bounce,” Bounces Right Into Cultural Appropriation Territory

Bounce?

I’m going to walk you through what I imagine might have been the thought process/creative storyboarding for this new Indian-themed* music video from Australian rapper/singer Iggy Azalea.

“I love saris! They’re so pretty! Also, elephants! What if that old Indian guy was my stern uncle? Let’s all have Bindis! Bindis for everyone! Old Indian guys bring gravitas to this party jam! Sad Indian ragamuffin children will bring double gravitas! Does this sari make my butt look hot? It does, doesn’t it? Holi festival! Wait, no! I’m the Indian elephant goddess Ganesha, except with a better gold jumpsuit!” Keep reading »

"Accidental Racist"
Brad and LL's new song is all kinds of WTF. Read More »
Paul Frank's Racist Party
Paul Frank appropriated Native American culture for their par-tay. Read More »
Is This Film Racist?
Only Decent People
This Dutch film about black women's asses looks pretty racist. Read More »

“Bitchy Resting Face” Sufferers Unite!

bitchy resting face
"You're not alone."

Do you suffer from “bitchy resting face”? Are you constantly being asked by loved ones and strangers “what’s wrong?” Do people misinterpret practically everything you say as some kind of snotty reproach? If that’s the case, you’re not alone. There’s lots (dozens) of us suffering from “bitchy resting face,” plagued by the fear that people think you’re just being super snotty all the time. And if you’re worried that women are unfairly saddled with “bitchy resting face,” just remember that men have “asshole face” to contend with, too. [Taylor Orci] Keep reading »

Don't Tell Me To Smile
Posters address strangers who tell us to "smile." Read More »
Bitch face
bitchface how I feel
In graphic form. Read More »
Hell Yeah, Bitch!
All of Jesse Pinkman's "Bitches!" in one video. Read More »

Makeup Bag: 8 Beauty Products That Remind Us Of Mom

mom makeup bag

Why would you care about the beauty products your mom uses? Because look at your mom! She looks great! She must be doing something right. We’ve picked some of the beauty products our moms — and probably yours — use. Take a look and go slap some of that cold cream on.  Keep reading »

Mother's Day 2013
Why hello, Mother. Read More »

Bella Thorne’s Dog Is Dressed Better Than Her

Celebs & Dog Poop
Anne Hathaway and 11 other celebs picking up dog poop. Read More »
Dogs in Pantyhose
Man, dogs look weird in pantyhose. Read More »
bella thorne and dog

Bella Thorne is still technically a child, so I will refrain from saying snarky things about the oversized bow in her hair or the housecoat-like sweater she’s wearing. Instead, I’ll just say that her dog looks amazing in his pup-propriate Hawaiian shirt. Somebody give that dog a bone, will you? [Photo: Pacific Coast News]

A DIT (Do-It-Together) Project For You & Your Mom

DIY = DO WHAT?

DIY craftstress Kristen Turner loves making and wearing her own home-crafted jewelry and clothes. But Kristen’s mom doesn’t get the whole DIY thing. “She likes to look at my site and put in orders, like she’s shopping or something,” says Kristen. Can Kristen get her mom to see the crafty light? We shall see, we shall see. [GlitterNGlue]

DIY: Galaxy Sneakers
These space-print shoes are out of this world! Read More »
DIY Washer Necklace
Raid the toolbox to make this fabulous necklace! Read More »
DIY: Glitter Bobby Pins
No excuses, you need these. Read More »

Style 911: “Help Me Find Farrah Abraham’s Swimsuit!”

Meant To Be Private?
Farrah says her sex tape was never supposed to be seen. HA! Read More »
"Farrah Superstar" Update
More thoughts on Farrah Abraham's sex tape with James Deen. Read More »
Failed Farrah Wank
Amelia tried to masturbate to Farrah's sex tape ... unsuccessfully. Read More »

I realize this post was not meant to be inspirational, but can someone PLEASE tell me where on earth that swimsuit is from? I kind of love it. I would look nothing like this in it but I still want one!  – TheFriskyFan

The heart wants what it wants, and if you want Farrah Abraham’s bathing suit, well, I’m not going to stop you. We happen to know exactly who makes Farrah’s sparkly, probably-not-waterproof swimsuit. It’s made by Poolside Collection by Karina Copado and it’s $240. You might notice that the Poolside Collection site has cropped out Farrah’s face. I’m guessing they don’t want the association. Keep reading »

Can You Really Reverse Gender Stereotypes In Media?

Pretty ridiculous, hey?

A women’s studies class at the University of Saskatchewan made this provocative video which questions commonly perpetuated stereotypes about gender in media. Pointing out that women are often in a subjugated position — turned into objects themselves, along with whatever object they’re supposedly selling, placed in prone, sexually provocative poses — the video connects violent images in the media with their real-life consequences. From the beginning of advertising, there have been ads that have capitalized on female sexuality, gender stereotypes and violence against women. (Seriously, some of these ads would make even Pete Campbell blush.) While it’s tough to say just how much advertising is responsible, it’s pretty clear that violence against women is rampant and more women than ever are going to extreme lengths to pursue a “perfect” body. And even men are not immune — as the video notes, media images have been linked to a recent increase in depression among men, too. Keep reading »

Will & Monifa Sims Somehow Made “The Tonight Show” Cry-Funny

will and monifa sims on tonight show
"Guess what buddy, you came to the right gas pump."

I’m sitting at my desk cry-laughing this morning thanks to, of all things, “The Tonight Show With Jay Leno.” I haven’t watched the show in a zillion years, but I guess he does something called PumpCast News, where fake newscaster Tim Stack is streamed right into a gas station television monitor, so he can directly interact (read: fuck with) gas station customers.

But there is no way he could have ever imagined how wonderful and entertaining Will and Monifa Sims would be. The two show off their impressive karaoke skills and were brought onto “The Tonight Show” to sing with the show’s band. (Clip after the jump!)

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Jim Carrey Karaokes
Apparently, Jim thinks he is a "Creep." Read More »
Jason Segel Karaokes
Along with his buddy, Jim Krasinski. Read More »
Do you karaoke?
Rock on, girl. What's your signature song? Read More »

Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias: What You Need To Know About The Crazy Miami Heat Fan Who Flipped Off Joakim Noah

Premeditated Murder
Oscar Pistorius and Reeva Steenkamp
Olympian Oscar Pistorius accused of murdering model girlfriend. Read More »
Kasandra Perkins Murder
jovan belcher kasandra perkins
NFL player Jovan Belcher murdered his girlfriend and then killed himself. Read More »

Did you guys see this crazy picture of rabid Miami Heat fan Filomena “Phyllis” Tobias flipping off Chicago Bulls center Joakim Noah? It’s pretty crazy, right? Well not nearly as crazy as Phyllis’s back story. See, in 2008, she was accused of murdering her husband.

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5 Easy Ways To “Win” Any Fight (And Feel Better About Yourself)

Advice I'd Give
Tons of wisdom I'd give you if we were friends. Read More »
More Advice I'd Give
5 more pieces of relationship advice I'd give you. Read More »
Angst Advice
Angsty Celebrity Teens
Ami has advice for these angsty celeb teens. Read More »
Two Women Arm Wrestling

When I was in middle school, I was picked to become a peer mediator. At the time, I was just stoked to get out of classes for two days for program-mandated training, but it ended up being some of the most useful stuff I learned in school. The theory behind peer mediation is that kids benefit from resolving conflicts without the express involvement of authority figures, and without the threat of disciplinary action. I only actually mediated on a few cases when I was in school, but the basic tenets of  mediation theory and conflict-resolution philosophy have always stuck with me.

The key to winning any fight is not to fight at all. But if that’s an impossibility, then try these five tips that will help you successfully navigate — and resolve! — any conflict.

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