Julie Gerstein

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Celebs

“I will always have as much penis as I do vagina. And, no, I’m not going to explain that; it’s part of the answer.” – Lady Gaga on … her artistic process? Her love life? Who knows? Lady Gaga, go on with your incomprehensible bad self. [MTV] … READ MORE »


News

There’s nothing like an armless piano savant to make us realize that we’ve never truly accomplished anything with our lives. Twenty-three-year-old Liu Wei lost his arms in an electrocution accident when he was only 10 years old. But that didn’t stop him from learning to play the piano — with his toes. Liu appeared… READ MORE »


Guys

Every once in a while, a singular man emerges out of all the double rainbows, cats wearing wigs and Lady Gaga fan fic, and proves himself to be a truly exceptional asshat. These very special guys say and do offensive, obnoxious and borderline illegal things and then POST ABOUT IT ON THE INTERNET — and… READ MORE »


Love & Sex

If you had your way, would you choose the name given to you at birth? For many transgender people, shedding their birth names and choosing a new name is a critical part of the female-to-male or male-to-female transition. Taking a new name marks the definitive end of their old self and the beginning of a… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Sometimes there’s no point in being coy — you just have to come out and say what you want. In the case of be-wigged singer Majela she’s looking for a man with a beard to “tickle my vagina.” And also: “come have sex with my vagina.” Well, OK then. We’ll get right on… READ MORE »


Entertainment

We firmly believe that the best art comes out of obsession. In the case of engineer Paul Klusman, that obsession happens to be with his three cats — Ginger, Oscar and Zoey. Paul started out with the hilars “Engineers Guide to Cats” and in his newest video clip, he coerces his three furry friends… READ MORE »


News

OK, not really — but with the help of a new high-concept machine from Japanese artist Hiromi Ozaki they can get a sense of what the pain and agony of periods really feel like. The metallic machine is worn around the waist, and contains abdomen stimulating electrodes (synthetic cramps) and a blood dispensing… READ MORE »


News

Yes, we know, the headline to this post makes us want to gag, too, but apparently it’s a real thing that’s happening in waxing salons around the country. Now moms are taking their prepubescent daughters to get their legs and bikini lines waxed.

“But young girls don’t even have bikini lines,” you say. READ MORE »


News

Take a good look at that face: That’s what pure, unadulterated contempt for humanity looks like. It’s also the face of an adorable wittle kitty participant in last night’s Cat Fashion Show at New York’s Algonquin Hotel. The event was held in honor of the hotel’s resident kitty, Matilda, and featured a hilarious parade of… READ MORE »


News

Cardiff, Wales, is the center of a raging battle over sexism, feminism and the right to wear flesh-toned shiny panty hose. It seems the Hooters chain of delightfully tacky short-shorts-wearing waitresses and wings wants to open a new location in the Welsh town, and feminists are enraged. They say that having a Hooters will “will… READ MORE »


Entertainment

Meet Gary Matthews — or, as he likes to be called, Boomer the Dog. Matthews, it seems, developed an affinity for a canine on the ’80s TV show “Boomer the Dog” when he was just a little kid, and has shaped his entire life around the fictional sheep dog. He dresses like a human… READ MORE »