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A Completely Arbitrary Graph Of Sexy And Unsexy Dude Professions

Go ahead and take issue with our completely arbitrary list of sexy and unsexy professions: we get that it may be hard to understand why a pizza guy is sexy to us (um, they smell like pizza) and a fry guy is so totally not (fry grease makes us gag). And yes, our definition of high-paying and low-paying is definitely ball park — we define high-paying as definitely way above minimum wage and low-paying as closer to it. And sure, there are probably some ice cream truck guys who rake in the dough and some IT guys who are just scraping by. However, we do want to point out that in assembling this list we’ve come to realize that we’ve almost exclusively dated low-paying sexy dudes. And a lot of drummers. Keep reading »

Taking Festive Fashion To New Heights

A holiday dress that’s equal parts Lady Gaga and “The Grinch Who Stole Christmas.” Sure to terrify and amaze. [1Funny] Keep reading »

Music Reviews With The Senior Set

Meet Bill, Ann, and Joe. They’re three sassy seniors who hang out at Sulimay’s, a restaurant in in the working class Fishtown neighborhood of Philadelphia, and occasionally review records. On today’s docket: new releases from Girl Talk and Sufjan Stevens. [YouTube] Keep reading »

Want A Man? Wear A Hat

Ladies, having trouble attracting a man (AND HOW)? Then grab a bowler hat. That’s right: a bowler hat. According to Daily Mail writer Deborah Francis-White, a jaunty cap will do the trick to attract a mate. Says Francis-White:

“I’ve worn a bowler hat and the effect is extraordinary. When I walk down the street dressed ­normally, nothing happens. If I walk down the street in a bowler, a man will say at least five times a day: ‘Nice hat!’ — which I read as a more acceptable way of saying: ‘Nice breasts!’”

Or, maybe you’re just wearing a stupid hat? Keep reading »

Mary-Kate Olsen Doesn’t Know How To Move Her Face

Mary-Kate Olsen is quite a little blond enigma–and we’re not the only ones who think so. Comedienne Elaine Carroll agrees. She’s made a spot-on series of videos called “Very Mary-Kate,” which highlights the weird, wacky, and sometimes face-numbing world of one half of the Olsen twins. [Funny or Die] Keep reading »

How Your Colorful Crayons Are Made

Crayons were a big part of growing up–we spent hours and hours drawing and scribbling on construction paper, notebooks, and the walls. So we were stoked to check out this video of how crayons are actually made. It’s a pretty complicated process, and absolutely mesmerizing, too. [Boing Boing] Keep reading »

The Good, The Bad & The WTF: “The Tourist” NYC Premiere

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At last night’s New York premiere of “The Tourist,” there was plenty of Johnny Depp and Angelina Jolie — along with a boatload of bad style. After the jump, we break down the good, bad and totally WTF premiere looks.

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Pretending To Be Pandas To Help A Cub In Need

At first glance, this picture appears to be two pandas cuddling their adorable cub. But it’s actually two workers at the Hetaoping Research and Conservation Center for the Giant Panda in China decked in panda garb, attempting to comfort and acclimate a four-month-old panda cub to the wild. Um, yes to all of that! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

The Christmas Tree Of Our Nightmares

When I was little I used to go swimming in a freshwater lake near my parents’ house. Until one day I waded in and saw a dull white eel swimming near the perimeter of the shoreline and was traumatized. I refused to ever go in the lake again. So you can imagine how absolutely thrilled I was to see artist Kazuhiko Minawa’s eel-powered Christmas tree. Says Minawa, “If we could gather up all the electric eels from around the world, we would be able to light up an unimaginably large Christmas tree.” Sure, I’ll get right on that. [BoingBoing] Keep reading »