You were worried, weren’t you, that your dog was going to completely throw off your outfit. Well, never fea, we’ve got a solution! Dog nail polish is now a thing, so matching your purse to your pooch won’t be a problem again. Developed by the pet grooming company Warren London, the Pawdicure Polish Pens come in an array of colors and are water-based and non-toxic to pets. Depending on how docile your dog is–and how off the rails your own personal mental health is–you can even do crazy nail designs. Okay, ‘fess up — who’s into this? [$8.95, Warren London]
What if all the excitement and magic of “Game of Thrones” was recast as a romantic comedy, with love triangles, gay subplots, and will-they-or-won’t-they (sleep with their siblings) drama? Find out in the rom-com version of “Game of Thrones,” coming soon (we wish) to a theater near you. [The Mary Sue]
Meet your new Cheese People: This is Nic Cage Cats. Because nothing goes together like fat cats and Nic Cage’s expansive range of facial expressions. Seriously, is there anything more frightening/amazing than this? One more after the jump! Keep reading »
There’s crazy, and then there’s “I sold my business and moved to California so that my dog could surf” crazy. And that’s exactly what one of the participants in the Loews Coronado Bay Resort Surf Dog Competition did. Apparently, dog surfing is a great sport, and great fun, as Michael Uy, winner of the small dog sector notes. He unintentionally punned, “I was injured recently so I was a bit of an underdog in this competition.” [Neatorama]
Sorry guys, but Bon Iver just gives me the douchechills, especially after I read a bunch of Bon Iver Erotica. That’s why these shoes that Justin Vernon, aka Bon Iver, designed are really making me feel uncomfortable. Yes, they’re for a good cause — sales of the shoes benefit the Best Friends Animal Society — but Bon Iver makes me want to die inside a little bit. The shoes are currently on pre-order, and will ship in October, just in time for Bon Iver to release another album about fireflies, hidden love notes and ugh, artisanal goat cheese. Of course, they’re sold in sizes for both men and women, because Bon Iver is for gender parity and believes all beings are created equal. [$75, The Keep]
This baby is so over Justin Bieber. This baby (who is actually Justin Bieber’s baby brother Jaxon) totally doesn’t care that he’s at the MuchMusic Video Awards, and is like, “Where is my martini and my sunglasses, whatever.” He’s like, “Ladies, will you quit with the screaming, puhlease? It’s so passe.” Bieber baby don’t care.