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Beyonce Writes A Poem For Frank Ocean, Plus 7 Other Surprising Celebrity Poets

Beyonce is super stoked for newly out R&B singer Frank Ocean, and to show her support, she did what only Bey-Bey could: She posted a poem for Ocean on her website. The rather repetitive verse encourages Ocean to be himself and be an inspiration. Would we expect anything less from Beyonce, really?

After the jump, seven more soulful celebrity poets (including Charlie Sheen — yes, really).

Frank Ocean Comes Out
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Frank Ocean Gives Stirring Performance On “Jimmy Fallon”

Frank Ocean Comes Out
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"Bad Religion"

On last night’s Jimmy Fallon, openly gay R&B singer Frank Ocean offered up his debut television performance. Ocean chose to sing the song “Bad Religion,” off his new album Channel Orange, a moving song about loving someone who can’t love you back. In it, he intones:

This unrequited  love
To me it’s nothing but
A one-man cult
And cyanide in my styrofoam cup
I could never make him love me
Never make him love me
Love

Ocean’s vocals, and his message, are heartbreaking and powerful. And definitely worth a listen.

I Will Find My Next Boyfriend Through Juggalos On OKCupid

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For a second, I was almost like, “Man, these OK Cupid profiles of Juggalos are too sad to even post.” And then I was like, “Wait! Actually, I’m a terrible person, I don’t care.” Sorry, but Juggalos are never not funny. The new Tumblr JuggalosOnOkCupid proves the point, by highlighting all the awesome Insane Clown Posse fans available and ready to take you on a date, Faygo and hatchet included. [JuggalosOnOkCupid]

10 Celebs Sporting Fake Baby Bumps

Over the weekend, Rachel McAdams was caught by paps sporting a ridiculously well-developed baby bump. No, she’s not really preggers (that we know of), but she’s playing a preggo lady for her new movie, “About Time.” And boy does she look uncomfy.

McAdams is hardly the first actress to sport a fake pregnancy for a movie. After the jump, some of the best and worst fake movie bumps.

Okay, Mischa Barton Makes Makeup Now

Mischa Hospitalized
Mischa Barton's been hospitalized with a mysterious health issue. Read More »
Celeb Fragrances
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Eau de George Clooney? Here's 10 strange celeb fragrances. Read More »

I guess when you are middling famous you pretty much get to do anything that you want. Even if you are, say, Mischa Barton, who was last relevant some five years ago. I mean, it makes sense: I just found out that 50 Cent got to star in a movie with Robert DeNiro, which is equally as implausible as Mischa Barton having her own line of lip gloss. Because why? Who said, “You know, I’d really like to commemorate my fave lanky pseudo-lesbian from ‘The O.C.’ Marissa Cooper with her very own line of lip crap?”

Nobody. But alas, the Mischa Barton lip gloss empire was still birthed. Keep reading »

11 Celebs Destroying The Art Of DJing

Is there anything more frightening than seeing monstrosity Teresa Giudice, she of “The Real Housewives of New Jersey” abomination, posing behind a DJ deck? Can you imagine the horrible music she’s fake-playing right about now? In reality, Giudice was the paid hostess for a party at Gypsies, the nightclub of the Mount Airy Casino.

But sadly, the rest of the stars in this gallery have actually attempted to play DJ for real.

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