This week’s episode of “Small Town Security” takes a break from chronicling Lieutenant Denis Croft’s time traveling love affair with his boss Chief Joan Koplan, and instead focuses on Joan’s husband Irwin. Irwin has a problem — and no, I’m not referring to his desire to dye his graying hair cherry red (which yes, is a problem). I’m talking about his hoarding issues. Irwin, Joan and everybody that comes within throwing distance of the JKK offices knows that Irwin is a hoarder. He’s so bad that he’s not only hoarded up his office and home basement, but he also has a secret hoarding storage unit, filled to the gills with newspapers, garbage bags and random Irwin ephemera.
To address his hoarding crisis majeur, Irwin brings in Dr. Sandy McKinsey, a blond management consultant, whose skin is not unlike that of Katherine Helmond’s in “Brazil,” stretched way too taut over her struggling facial features. Keep reading »
What might happen if the hit HBO show “Girls” was moved from New York to Los Angeles, and starred a cadre of a neurotic dudes, rather than a bunch of self-involved girls? This hilarious parody video, “Boys,” shows us the bleak truth. [YouTube]
There’s really no question about who was having the most fun at the Olympics’ Opening Ceremony on Friday: It was clearly the three adorable people representing the Independent Olympic Athletes. Liemarvin Bonevacia, Reginald De Windt and Philipine van Aanholt are all from the Netherlands Antilles, a collection of Caribbean islands that lost its independent statehood in 2010. Three of the islands merged into the Netherlands, while another two are now considered “constituent countries.” Unfortunately, the IOC, the governing body for the Olympics, ruled that the Antilles’ new status made it impossible for them to compete under an independent moniker.
A fourth athlete, marathoner Guor Marial, is competing for South Sudan, a country that just became independent in 2011 and was unable to set up a National Olympic Committee in time. Marial had apparently refused to compete in the Olympics under the Sudan flag, as several members of his family had been killed by the Sudanese regime. A visa problem — Marial trains in the U.S. — prevented him from attending the Opening Ceremony, but he should make it in time for his competition.
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Because, hello! You need a waffle that effectively conveys your class status. Made by LA-based artist Andrew Lewicki, this LV-waffle maker is totally unlicensed and likely to garner Lewicki a lawsuit any second now. Until then, pass the syzzzzzurp! [Incredible Things]
Kate Bosworth used to date Alexander Skarsgard, and when they broke up, she moved on to this guy, Michael Polish. Yesterday they were spotted out to lunch in Hollywood, looking cute as ever. Which is so annoying. Not only does she get to have cool blue and brown eyes (one of each), but she also dates hot dudes and manages to look amazing no matter what. Take this casual, slouchy day outfit. How cute and comfortable does she look?
While we can’t give you Alexander Skarsgard, we can give you a step by step to how to achieve her fun day look. Check it out after the jump. Keep reading »
It’s a slow day out there in celeb land. Perhaps because everybody’s waiting with baited breath to see what’ll happen to Lil’ Robsten after all this humping and car makeout-ing…who knows? But even a little Kristen and Rob drama couldn’t keep Whitney Port from getting her hair did. Here she is leaving the Neil George Hair Salon, presumably post-blow out — and she looks casual perfect. We’re especially loving the white sunglasses. Nice going, Whit-Whit!