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Must Haves: 9 Cool Pieces Of Body Jewelry

The other day, I was walking behind a woman who had a really beautiful chain dangling down her back. At first, I thought it was just a necklace, but as I passed her, I realized it was actually a body harness — a pretty piece of body jewelry. Body jewelry had its moment a couple of years ago, but we think if you’re feeling a little bored with your accessories routine, you can spice things up with a cute pair of chain suspenders or a torso-hugging harness.

Is This The Most Annoying Bride In The World?

The Pinterest Bride
Pinterest wedding
Planning a wedding with Pinterest? Total nightmare! Read More »
I Hate Weddings
Here are a bunch of reasons why. Read More »
Are You A Bridezilla?
Here are 15 signs the answer is "yes." Read More »
"I wanna ride bikes with you?"

First off, apologies for the crap quality of this video: the original was taken down, but thankfully (?) someone was able to make a second copy. This clip features a bride named Jacquelyn who is professing her love to her husband  Todd Evan Krieger. The video was presented to Todd — who she refers to as Tadeo — at the couple’s recent wedding, and then somehow it made it to Huffington Post’s wedding page, where it was then picked up by Buzzfeed and Gawker. Both sites seem to think this video is a sign that the apocalypse is nigh or something, and refer to it as “the worst thing in the entire universe.” But I don’t know, I didn’t think it was that bad. Sure, it’s kind of annoying that this woman felt she had to put this up on YouTube, rather than just share it with her husband, but she certainly shouldn’t be totally vilified for it. Though yes, the song is really long and annoying.

Love It Or Leave It: Rihanna’s Matchy-Matchy Look

Rihanna's Titty Tribute
A boob tattoo in her grandmother's memory. Read More »
Rihanna Talks To Oprah
A preview of Oprah's interview with Rihanna! Read More »
A Lot Of Look: Rihanna
Is Rihanna post-style or something? Read More »

This is a picture of Rihanna on her way to a big party for Jay-Z Thursday night. Rihanna, Jay and the rest were celebrating the opening of Jay-Z’s new Barclay Center, a performing arts and sports stadium in Brooklyn. We’re all for celebrating, but we’re a bit more on the fence about Rihanna’s matchy-matchy outfit. It strikes us as just a tad bit Palm-Beach-Florida-Cheesecake-On-The-Lanai for our taste. Really, Ri-Ri, no need to dress like a “Golden Girl” just yet. [Photo: Fame/Flynet]

Watch Melissa McCarthy Steal Jason Bateman’s Identity

Melissa On "SNL"
Melissa McCarthy's opening monologue on "SNL." Watch »
Divine Melissa
Melissa McCarthy as Divine. Read More »
"Bridesmaids" Rules
Kristin Wiig & Co. have the #1 female comedy ever. Read More »
"Sandy -- That's A Girl's Name"

We’ve been waiting for Melissa McCarthy’s next move post-”Bridesmaids,” and we are so happy she’s going to be in a new movie with Jason Bateman. In “Identity Thief,” Jason and Melissa go toe-to-toe over a stolen identity and mountains of debt. Very stoked for this!

Definitive Proof That Cats Are Superior To Dogs

Cats & Lasers
cats and laser pointers
It's the cat video to end all cat videos. Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »
Cats Don't Kiss Ass, Asses Kiss Cats

I love this video, which helpfully outlines just why and how cats rule and dogs drool. The only small suggestion I have is that they hire German director Werner Herzog to narrate the next one. This video is instructive, and very, very accurate (though Amelia and Lucca might say otherwise). [Buzzfeed]

Crazy Cat Ladies (And Dudes) Rejoice! There’s A Dating Site For Us!

Unimpressed cat
9 things unimpressed cat is unimpressed with
Nothing is spared his unfettered scorn. Read More »
No Cats, Please
Ami won't date a man with a pet cat. Read More »
Spanx for cats?
cat spanx
Is your cat in need of shapewear? Read More »

Are most things in your house covered in fur? Do you have intense personal conversations with your cats? Are you single? Then maybe you should try the Purrsonals, an online dating service specifically for cat obsessives. As you might imagine, there’s way more women on this than dudes, but what kind of guys can you find on Purrsonals? Well, one user is looking for “a Special Lady for a serious and long lasting relationship or more.” Another says, “I have two gorgeous calicos already. But now I’m looking for a girl who can speak my language to cuddle with at night.” And then there’s this guy:

I like cats. I love cats. Cats Cats Cats. I like to lick cats. I like to breath cats. I like cats with no tails cause the way there butt wiggles.

And don’t worry — you’re more of a dog person (for some reason), there’s always Dog Lovers Personals.

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