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Mind Of Man: Modern Men Know How To Cook

Men know how to cook, because we have the right incentive to cook. Once upon a time, when men were men and women were women and men were cartoon gorillas…

John DeVore | November 9, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: An Open Letter To Kim Kardashian

Dearest Kim,

I realize this must be a difficult time for you. I know it is for me.  When I heard of your recent divorce…

John DeVore | November 2, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Where To Meet Men

I’ll tell you where to find eligible, sensitive, loving, manly men are, and that’s Queens, which is like Brooklyn, if Brooklyn didn’t try so hard. This magical borough in New…

John DeVore | October 26, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Sex & The Zombie Apocalypse

When the dead walk and the world is plunged into chaos, the only dating advice that will matter is this: the couple that beheads zombies together, stays together. But that…

John DeVore | October 19, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Types Of Women You Shouldn’t Date

Women are always writing blog posts about the types of men who shouldn’t be dated, like overgrown frat boys, mole people, and men who still bathe with their mothers. Well,…

John DeVore | September 28, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Freakiest Sex I Ever Had

The old cliché warns against judging a book by its cover, and this is especially true when sizing up a lover. You just can’t tell how sexually adventurous a person…

John DeVore | September 14, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: My Plan On 9/11

I had a plan on September 10th, 2001. It was a rough plan, just broad strokes, really. But it was a plan. Because men make plans. You can’t build a…

John DeVore | September 9, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Sure, Monogamy Is Unnatural

My lady friend asked me if I thought it was “absurd” to want to be monogamous with someone and I immediately told her that I did not think it was…

John DeVore | September 1, 2011 - 2:00 pm

10 Dumb First Date Mistakes

First dates are like job interviews. If you say the wrong thing, or fail to groom, or act like an obnoxious loon, then chances are good you’re going to stay…

John DeVore | August 27, 2011 - 2:30 pm

Mind Of Man: Why Men Lie

Men lie because the shortest distance between what they want and getting it is a rickety rope bridge swaying back and forth over a bottomless chasm that creaks when you…

John DeVore | August 24, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Do Nice Guys Really Finish Last?

A recent study has concluded that it doesn’t pay to be a “nice” guy. Scientists have found that men who are “agreeable” in the workplace don’t earn as much money…

John DeVore | August 17, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Most Romantic Part Of Romance

Romance is project management. All successful romantic gestures are the result of one person observing, plotting and executing a plan. Sometimes the plan is big and bold like a prison…

John DeVore | August 3, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: I Bought A Sex Toy (Almost)

It’s amazing what a man will do when he is both horny and bored. I firmly believe all of man’s great contributions to civilization were a direct result of boredom…

John DeVore | July 27, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: How To Deal With Bitterness

I have recently been accused of being “bitter.” This accusation has been at the heart of various criticisms of recent blog posts I have written. Those blog posts include a…

John DeVore | July 20, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: First Dates Are The Worst, Am I Right? Seriously? AM I RIGHT?

I think “tapas” is actually Spanish for “Hey, these people will spend a lot of money to eat small portions of food off of tiny plates.” The whole idea of…

John DeVore | July 13, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Why Men Cheat Redux

Haven’t I written about why men cheat before? Can’t I write about anal sex? Again? For the third or fourth time in my career as a hack? If it weren’t…

John DeVore | June 22, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Lamest Fantasy Ever

Unless you own a private plane with a bed in the cabin, having sex in an airplane has got to be the lamest sexual fantasy ever. Not to mention corny.

John DeVore | June 17, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Does Every Man Want To Have A Threesome? (Answer: Yes! Also: No!)

Here’s a 110 percent true fact: the guy you’re dating has definitely imagined having a threesome with you and the waitress from last night, his hot co-worker, or your best…

John DeVore | June 2, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Notes On A Wedding

I have never really enjoyed weddings. I usually think of weddings as funerals with dancing. I used to think weddings had better food, but then I went to a funeral…

John DeVore | May 25, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: What He’s Thinking During Sex (An Internal Monologue)

Oh yeah, I’m about to have sex. What time is it? Big hand is on “LAID,” little hand is on “ME.” This is going to be awesome. Breath: minty! Pits:…

John DeVore | May 20, 2011 - 1:00 pm

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