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13 Small Things That Will Make A Man Love You Forever And Ever

If you’re wondering what would make a guy or a dude fall madly in love with you  — as, in, small things you can do that would make him never cheat…

John DeVore | July 27, 2015 - 1:30 pm

What Is This “Pegging” You Speak Of?

On last night’s episode of “Broad City” — which you should be watching because it is hilarious — Abby hooked up with her hot, bearded, woodworking, homebrewing neighbor Jeremy, and

John DeVore | February 5, 2015 - 12:00 pm

I Am Addicted To Netflix Which Is Why I Steal Money From My Mother

I am addicted to Netflix, which is why I steal money from my sweet, elderly mother. I love her so much. She was always there for me growing up. But…

John DeVore | January 27, 2015 - 1:00 pm

I Can’t Go To Your Holiday Party Because I’m An Introvert Who Has Better Things To Do

I can’t go to your holiday because I’m an introvert who has better things to do.

You wouldn’t understand because you’re not an introvert. You’re probably an extrovert,…

John DeVore | December 17, 2014 - 10:00 am

You Hate Musicals Because You Are Dead Inside

I love musicals.

Oh, you hate musicals? Really? I’ll get to you and your opinion in a second.

First, I’m making a public confession: I am…

John DeVore | June 9, 2014 - 11:00 am

Mind Of Man: Why Men Send Pictures Of Their Penises

This week’s Anthony Weiner dick pic scandal — part two! — reminded me of this hilarious column written by our dear Mind of Man, John DeVore. Let’s learn, from an

John DeVore | July 28, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Guy Talk: Lena Dunham Is Sexy And That’s The Final Word On That

The best way to define what is “sexy” is to first define what is not sexy. Duck face? Not sexy. Fake tans? Not sexy. Internet think pieces about how some…

John DeVore | February 12, 2013 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: It’s So Hard To Say Goodbye

I think it was Shakespeare who wrote, “It’s so hard to say goodbye to yesterday.” Yup. I’m pretty sure he wrote that.

It is hard to say goodbye.

John DeVore | March 19, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Valentine’s Day Is Not So Bad

Valentine’s Day shouldn’t be about who loves you, but whom you love. It’s the one day out of the year when you should take account of those people in your…

John DeVore | February 2, 2012 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: We Broke Up Because Of Her Weird Fetish

The breakup was amicable, and mutual in the sense that we were both slightly relieved it was over. Before we parted ways at the bar, she confessed that it bothered…

John DeVore | January 25, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: All That Jizz

A recent essay about “facials” really got me thinking.  Why is it that the act of ejaculating on a woman’s face is called a “facial”? Is semen an astringent? It…

John DeVore | January 13, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: S**t I Say To Myself When I’m Alone

“It’s not ‘talking to yourself’. It’s ‘engaging in a conversation with your needs.'” “Hello internet porn, how are you today?” “Where did I put that Slim Jim??”

“(random laughter for…

John DeVore | January 11, 2012 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: So Many Condoms, So Little Time

Somewhere, last night, a young man stood in his apartment wearing nothing but a condom.  He stretched  his arms out, closed his eyes, and whispered “if I wear it, they…

John DeVore | January 4, 2012 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: My New Year’s Resolution

My New Years resolution is to be less stupid. I don’t usually make New Years resolutions, or as I call them, Last Year’s regrets. Usually, I just think they’re for

John DeVore | December 28, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: The Gift That Will Get You Laid

The current historic economic nosedive has two unintended consequences. One of them is that hobos just aren’t really cute anymore. Maybe they never were. All these years I thought they…

John DeVore | December 23, 2011 - 2:00 pm

Mind Of Man: In Defense Of Fart Jokes

There are plenty of things men don’t understand about women. Like why you insist on leaving the toilet seat down. Or buy candles that smell like food. Or give pointers

John DeVore | December 14, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: This Dude Owes His Career To A Feminist

I would not be blogging about the various and amusing differences between dudes and chicks for fun and profit if it were not for a boss who dressed like she…

John DeVore | December 7, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: Cut Peter Pan Some Slack

Women are always complaining that the men in their lives suffer from “Peter Pan Syndrome.” It’s a standard, catchall criticism that chicks levy willy-nilly on dudes for any number of…

John DeVore | December 1, 2011 - 1:00 pm

Mind Of Man: If You Have Curly Hair, You Should Read This

At the risk of perpetuating the myth that there are differences between men and women, allow me to suggest one tiny little quirk that separates penis-enabled humanoids from the vagina-enhanced.

John DeVore | November 17, 2011 - 12:00 pm

Mind Of Man: When Food Is More Important Than Sex

When food has replaced sex in your relationship, it’s pretty much over. If you’re a month or so into a relationship and you both find yourself face-planting bowls of pasta…

John DeVore | November 10, 2011 - 12:00 pm

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