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Glamorizing Or Objectifying? Women’s B-Ball Stars In Ball Gowns

The stars of Florida State University’s women’s basketball team can now be seen lounging in ball gowns and limousines. The team’s new website has debuted with a series of glamour…

Jessica Goldberg | November 25, 2009 - 8:00 pm

Donny Osmond Wins “Dancing With The Stars”

Who would you expect to win a dancing competition—the 51-year-old teen idol who drove the ladies crazy in the ’70s, the 30-year-old chantuese behind “Ghetto Superstar,” or the 25-year-old newly…

Jessica Goldberg | November 25, 2009 - 2:40 pm

Confessions Of The Latest Madam To The Rich And Famous

Meet Michelle Braun, the highest of high-end madams. Also known as Nici of the ultimate call-girl ring, Nici’s Girls, she is facing six months under house arrest. Lucky for her,…

Jessica Goldberg | November 24, 2009 - 8:10 pm

Woman Destroys Her Boyfriend’s XBox And Posts The Vid On YouTube

Fueling the legend of the psycho girlfriend, this lovely lady decided that, rather than breaking up with her video game-obsessed boyfriend, the way to make her life better would…

Jessica Goldberg | November 24, 2009 - 4:50 pm

A Man’s Helter-Skelter Search For His Birth Parents

Here is the best reason ever to not try to find your birth parents. Terry, a Wisconsin woman with a wild past, was contacted recently by Robert Matthews, a DJ…

Jessica Goldberg | November 24, 2009 - 2:50 pm

Loose Lips: Kristen Stewart Talks About Why She Doesn’t Want to Talk

The media loves shy, awkward, lippy Kristen Stewart. Yes, we love her! She’s shell-shocked and seemingly reticent, yet she still says the darnedest things. This week on “Conan,” she snapped…

Jessica Goldberg | November 18, 2009 - 12:30 pm

It’s Hard To Find Love When You Have 300 Orgasms A Day

Michelle Thompson suffers from persistent sexual arousal syndrome, a condition which makes her orgasm about 300 times a day. Sweet, I have to imagine, but it probably gets in the…

Jessica Goldberg | November 17, 2009 - 5:40 pm

An Ode To “Remote Control”

MTV’s first foray out of music videos came in 1987, when host Ken Ober launched a hysterical hybrid of sketch comedy meets game show called “Remote Control.” For five…

Jessica Goldberg | November 17, 2009 - 5:00 pm

Lucy Liu Turns The Lens On Sex Trafficking In New Doc

Hasn’t it been a while since we saw Lucy Liu do something fabulous? Turns out, it’s because she’s been busy producing and narrating a new documentary called “Red…

Jessica Goldberg | November 12, 2009 - 6:20 pm

Does The Army Like To Create Female Heroes?

Almost a week after the Fort Hood massacre that made police Sgt. Kimberly Munley a hero, the details of the ghastly shootout seem to only be getting more confusing. Kimberly…

Jessica Goldberg | November 12, 2009 - 3:50 pm

Robert Pattinson Admits He’s Not Big On Bathing

For over a year, rumors have swirled that Robert Pattinson is seriously stank. We suspected it might be true based on the greasy hair, but then his “Twilight” co-star Alex…

Jessica Goldberg | November 11, 2009 - 8:40 pm

Diapered Astronaut Gets Slap On Wrist In Court

Remember Lisa Nowak, the astronaut turned would-be kidnapper? She stole a car to race to Florida, wearing a diaper so she wouldn’t have to stop since she was in such…

Jessica Goldberg | November 11, 2009 - 4:19 pm

Caught On Tape: A 26-Year-Old Falls On Subway Tracks As A Train Arrives — And Lives!

Now, I’m not judging—who hasn’t been there?—but 26-year-old Sophia Hartdegen sure looked rip-roaring drunk when she fell off the platform and on to the Boston subway tracks on Friday…

Jessica Goldberg | November 11, 2009 - 2:50 pm

Jim Carrey Is Still Annoying, But His Website Is Awesome!

I just spent way too much time surfing around Jim Carrey’s website. Actually, it felt more like swimming than surfing and its bizarreness kind of made me like the man.

Jessica Goldberg | November 10, 2009 - 8:20 pm

Mickey Mouse Got A Makeover. But What About Minnie?

You know how our grandparents grew up yelling “Hello, Mickey” back at the TV during cartoon hour? Well, today’s kids seem to view the helium-voiced mascot as more of a…

Jessica Goldberg | November 5, 2009 - 8:30 pm

Hypnotize Your Way To Bigger Boobs?

In an always appreciated roundup of information I actually need, the folks over at Asylum put together a list of bizarro breast enlargement techniques that don’t require several thousand dollars…

Jessica Goldberg | November 5, 2009 - 4:40 pm

High Glitz Or Child Tragedy?

The coffee table book High Glitz would seriously freak out anyone who sat down on my couch. The collection of images shows beauty queen toddlers posing for the child pageant…

Jessica Goldberg | November 4, 2009 - 7:50 pm

Strippers Who Claim They’ve Slept With The Men Of Hollywood

Have you heard about Nicole Forrester? She’s a dancer at the hilariously named Tattletale club, where she says she began an acquaintance with Josh Duhamel that ended in a one-night…

Jessica Goldberg | November 4, 2009 - 6:30 pm

Whiskey-Flavored Condoms Make Whiskey Dick Literal

How many times have I complained that my boyfriend’s enthusiasm for my BJ talent has been cutting into my drinking schedule? I lost count. Luckily, my problem could be solved…

Jessica Goldberg | November 4, 2009 - 4:50 pm

What Do Reality TV Stars Make, Anyway?

After the premiere of VH1’s “Sex Rehab,” I found myself thinking one thing: How much did folks get paid to be on this show, cause I certainly hope it’s a…

Jessica Goldberg | November 3, 2009 - 7:45 pm