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Model Says She Was “Face Raped” By Burger King’s ‘Seven Incher’ Blowjob Ad

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“Is this an ad for blow jobs or fast food?”

That’s a question posed by “Jane Doe,” the young model who appeared in that infamous, beej-inspired Burger King ‘super seven incher’ ad. The print ad, which ran in Singapore, features a pretty blonde woman with red lipstick opening her mouth as a big Burger King sandwich heads straight towards her. It’s one of the more explicit allusions to hummers in advertising history (which is saying something).

Well, now “Jane Doe” is speaking out. Keep reading »

“Smile!” With The Smile Bitch Training Camp

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Smile, Bitch!

You wouldn’t want to ruin a strange man’s day by not giving him a big toothy grin when he calls at you on the street, “SMILE!” With the Smile Bitch Training Camp, you, too, can be ready to look happy for absolute strangers no matter how shitty your day has been.  [Twitter.com/JancelleJComic]

Because Street Harassment Is Hilarious, Dude Asks 200 Random Women For Sex

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"No."

This is so RIP Society that it deserves the RIP Society crown: Whatever, a site devoted to “pranks/social experiments/randomness,” filmed an American bro wilking around Europe sexually harassing 200 different women by asking them to have sex. That’s it — hey, you’re cute, want to have sex? Most women laugh, but you can tell their body language that some of of these women are quite uncomfortable to be propositioned by a strange man. (Whatever did it a year ago with 100 women, too, and have also done it with women asking men.) Adding insult to injury, the video ends in the Red Light District, as if to prove what kind of women actually will have sex with a stranger. This isn’t a “social experiment,” Whatever — it’s sexual harassment.

Justin Bieber Took Break From Being A Douche, FaceTimed With Girls’ Education Activist Malala Yousafzai

  • One (just one!) good karma point for Justin Bieber: he posted a photo on Instagram chatting with Malala Yousafzai, the Pakistani teenager who was shot in the head by the Taliban because of her activism on behalf of girls’ education. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Anna Wintour will be a guest at George Clooney and Amal Alamuddin’s September wedding in Italy, leading some to believe the nuptials will be featured in Vogue. [Page Six]
  • New couple alert: Will Arnett is dating a former fashion exec named Danielle de Marne. [PageSix]
  • “The View” is testing out possible newcomers to replace Sherri Shepherd and Jenny McCarthy. On a test of the show, conservative talking head S.E. Cupp got her ass handed to her on a platter when she tried to argue with Rose O’Donnell and Whoopi Goldberg that getting an abortion has become too easy. [RadarOnline] Keep reading »

Charlize Theron Tried To Get Tia Mowry Banned From SoulCycle

  • So, allegedly, Tia Mowry said “hi” to Charlize Theron at SoulCycle and Charlize rolled her eyes, so (naturally) Tia blabbed to the tabloids that Charlize is “mean.” Now Charlize is really being mean and trying to get Tia banned from SoulCycle because the “Sister, Sister” actress is just some “nobody.” I thought people in Los Angeles are supposed to be more mellow than this? [BuzzFeed]
  • An Australian magazine claims that 16-year-old Bindi Irwin (daughter of the late “Crocodile Hunter” Steve Irwin) is dating a 24-year-old zookeeper. [Women's Day]
  • Kim Kardashian and Kanye West just paid $20 million for a Los Angeles mansion with two swimming pools, fountains and even a vineyard. [Eonline]
  • Ten things anyone with a son should teach him about sex! [Em & Lo] Keep reading »

Following Arrest, Tennessee To Send Drug Addicted New Mom To Rehab

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  • Prosecutors in Tennessee made a deal with the first woman to be arrested under a new law that jails mothers whose offspring test positive for drugs. Mallory Loyola, 26, will first undergo rehab treatment for meth as soon as room opens in a treatment center; prosecutors will assess her recovery and then decide whether to pursue an assault case. [Raw Story]
  • The parents of Renisha McBride say “justice was served” today as her killer Theodore Wafer was found guilty of second-degree murder and other charges. [Detroit Free Press] Keep reading »
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