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Mama’s Day Cards For The Rest Of Us

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Mother's Day
Everything you need to celebrate mom. Read More »

Mother’s Day is coming May 12th (you forgot, didn’t you?) and all too many folks don’t see themselves reflected in the typical Hallmark version of “families.” That’s where Strong Families’ annual Mama’s Day cards come in. Drawn by artists, these e-cards depict people of color, lesbian and trans moms, gay dads, chosen moms, and all other iterations of families for that special person in your life who deserves a big spoonful of love for raisin’ you right. You can send your personalized e-cards straight to their mailbox — but that doesn’t get you off the hook for calling on May 12, too! Check out all the Mama’s Day cards at MamasDay.org.

If Guys Who Like Manic Pixie Dream Girls Hired Prostitutes

Manic Pixie Rehab
Manic Pixie Dream Girl rehab is only for the most whimsical of cases. Read More »
Zoe On The Manic Pixie
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Zoe Kazan weighs in on the manic pixie dream girl. Read More »
Manic Pixie Dream Guy
Whither the manic pixie dream guy? Read More »
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"You Don't Want Any Sex?"

Okay, so, College Humor might be a year too late on the Manic Pixie Dream Girl hate, but this clip from Vag Magazine writer Leila Cohen-Miccio is still hella funny: dude hires a prostitute just to play the ukelele, find whimsy in a hotel bathroom and live in the moment. It’s really kind of demented and brilliant. [College Humor]

Farrah Abraham Moves On From Sex Tape To Pole Dancing Exercise Video For New Moms

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Farrah On James' Penis
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  • It’s not enough that Farrah Abraham has got a sex tape with James Deen. She just so happened to take a stripper pole dance class and a photographer just so happened to be there snapping pics. Apparently it’s to promotoe a pole-dancing exercise video she wants to do for new moms. [TMZ]
  • Did you catch last week’s episode of “The Real Housewives Of Orange County” when Tamra Barney called her husband a racial slur for Mexicans? [Feministing]
  • The soundtrack from Baz Luhrmann’s “The Great Gatsby” is streaming on NPR and it’s dope. You. Must. Listen. [NPR]
  • How to put a man in his place like Olivia Pope on “Scandal.” [Cosmopolitan]
  • Comedienne Margaret Cho on “outing” gay celebs. [Huffington Post] Keep reading »

New York Times Needed Some Help Writing Headlines

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  • The New York Times changed their online headline on this story from “sex charges” to “sexual assault charges” after getting slammed on Twitter. The piece was about the Morehouse student athletes who have been accused of sexual assault. [New York Times]
  • A young Afghani woman was shot dead in front of 300 people by her father for “dishonoring” her family. [Amnesty UK]
  • On Babes At The Museum, a web site of attractive women who frequent art museums. [Gallerist NY]
  • Members of a Cal State San Marcos sorority dressed up like Latina gang members (“cholas”) because I guess that’s funny? [Clutch Magazine]
  • Our Hitched columnist Andrea Grimes on how Texas is seeking to further restrict minors’ access to abortion. [RH Reality Check]
  • The pros and cons of abandoning the word “feminist.” [The Atlantic] Keep reading »

Kristen Wiig’s “Girl Most Likely” Trailer

Hosting "SNL"!
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Kristen Wiig is hosting "Saturday Night Live" on May 11. Read More »
We Love Kristen!
5 reasons we're bananas for Kristen Wiig! Read More »
Kristen on "AD"
You'll never guess who Kristen Wiig plays on "Arrested Development." Read More »
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"Girl Most Likely"

It’s going to be a good summer: “Girl Most Likely,” starring Kristen Wiig, is coming out July 19! Kristen stars as Imogene (which was the original title of the film), a flailing playwright who has a breakdown and has to be taken care of by her loopy mother (Annette Bening), herself living with a sketchy new boyfriend named “George Bousche” (Matt Dillon) and a much-younger boy renting out her childhood bedroom (Darren Criss). Annnnd there’s a spanking joke. What’s not to love? July 19 can’t come soon enough. [IMDB]

Serial Groper Gets Off Scot-Free, Because That’s How We Do

Gun Pulled On Flasher
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Woman pulls gun on flasher, flasher puts penis away and runs. Read More »
Legs Filmed On Subway
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Some creep is filming videos of your legs on the subway for YouTube. Read More »
BareMinerals Fail
They had frat boys hold signs reading "You look beautiful sweaty." Read More »
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Oh, FFS, America. Last year, New York City was captivated by the tale of the good-looking, really well-dressed, white man — totally the kind of guy who want to bring home to your bubbe — who was sexually assaulting women in public. The man the tabloids called the “Gentleman Groper” was later fingered as a lawyer named Paul Kraft, who plead guilty to groping or taking crotch shots of numerous women in wealthy neighborhoods like the Upper East Side or the Financial District. Here are some creepy examples of stuff he did. Gross, right? Well, you’ll be … surprised … to hear he’s gotten off without jail time. Keep reading »

This Is The Greatest Pirate Story EVER

I love everything about the Parkham Women’s Institute, a group of old ladies in the UK who got together to hear a local speaker, retired sea captain Colin Darch, and dressed up in costume for the occasion. Seeing as the talk was about pirates, they wore eye patches and peg legs, and carried swords and fake parrots.

The only problem is that as Captain Darch began speaking, the ladies realized they had it all wrong: Darch had been kidnapped by gun-toting Somali pirates in the Indian Ocean and held captive for 47 days before ransom was paid. He was there to speak about his new book on the terror, not-so-unclearly titled Capture By Somali Pirates And Other Events At Sea. Keep reading »

The Soapbox: You Are Not A Good Guy

What Is Manhood?
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Indian newspaper ad implores men to respect women. Read More »
Dude In A Sexist Society
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On why you can't change sexism in top 10 "hottest women" lists. Read More »
Proving Masculinity
Why owning a gun doesn't make you even more of a man. Read More »
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“It’s unfortunate because he’s a great guy, he just has stupid advisors around him.”

This is Reebok CEO Uli Becker, as tweeted by Footwear News, speaking about the rapper Rick Ross. Amongst Ross’ “great guy” credentials? Rapping in a song by Rocko the following lyrics about drugging and raping a woman: “Put Molly all in her champagne, she ain’t even know it/I took her home and I enjoyed that, she ain’t even know it.” When critics decried his rapey lyrics and he got dropped by at least one radio station, Ross called the whole thing a “misinterpretation” because he never said the word “rape.” (Ross also added he wants all the “sexy ladies, the beautiful ladies” to know rape is bad.)  After getting dropped as a Reebok spokesperson, two weeks after the initial kerfluffle, he finally issued an apology, calling rape a “crime” and “wrong.”

I was reminded of Rick Ross just yesterday when I read about Constable Jason Peacock, a veteran Toronto police officer who was found guilty of assaulting his then-girlfriend and damaging her home. On Christmas Eve morning 2010, Peacock showed up unannounced at her place and refused to leave; he punched holes in her walls, smashed glasses, overturned her kitchen island, and shook her hard by the shoulders. In her statement, his then-girlfriend wrote, “There was a period where I thought he was going to kill me.” The judge who sentenced Peacock to 100 community service and $4,300 in restitution fees called the officer “a good man who, but for his involvement with [the ex-girlfriend], led not only an unblemished by exemplary life.”

Or what about the late Penn State football coach Joe Paterno, who was defended by John Thompson, Jr., a former Georgetown coach, as a “good man” who did “something that he maybe would be sorry about.” That “something” that Paterno should “maybe” be sorry about was allowing child rape to happen.

Let me be the first (apparently) to tell you, guys. You are not good men.  Keep reading »

Drunk Reese Witherspoon’s Arrest Video Is A Thing Of Glory

Reese Arrested
Reese Witherspoon and husband Jim Toth
Reese Witherspoon got arrested for disorderly conduct! Read More »
Channelling Elle Woods
Reese joked she thought she really was a lawyer. Read More »
Reese's Mug Shot
Reese Witherspoon avoids eye contact in her mug shot. Read More »
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Oh, Reese
  • The drunk Reese Witherspoon arrest video is finally out and it’s unintentionally hilarious. She badgers the cop arresting her husband Jim Toth for a DUI, shrieking that she’s an American citizen, pretending to be pregnant, and asking “Am I obstructing your justice?” The best part is when she drunkenly says, “You’re about to find out who I am!” and the cop really doesn’t care. No, wait, the best part is at the end when Toth turns to the officer and says, “I’m sorry. I had nothing to do with that.”
  • Lindsay Lohan finally checked into rehab yesterday, then promptly checked out of rehab, as LiLo does. Fortunately she checked into another rehab last night, hopefully to begin her 90-day sentence. [Dlisted, Los Angeles Times]
  • “Bynes-ing” is when you cover your head witha  scarf or blanket like Amanda Bynes and tweet a picture. Not funny, guys. But also, a little funny. [VH1]
  • You can now tag people and brands on Instagram. [Racked] Keep reading »

The Farrah Abraham/James Deen Sex Tape Photos Are Here

Watch Farrah's Sex Tape!
We got a seriously NSFW clip! Read More »
Farrah's Sex Tape
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Farrah Abraham wants "a couple million" for James Deen sex tape. Read More »
Farrah On James' Penis
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Farrah Abraham says James Deen has a small penis. Read More »

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