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How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

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Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]

SNL Debuts The Li’l Poundcake HPV Vaccine Doll

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There was a lot to love when Melissa McCarthy hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. But my fave was a sketch she wasn’t even in: the Li’l Poundcake HPV Vaccine Doll. It might beat Kristen Schaal’s bit on “The Daily Show” for best comedic send-up about the HPV vaccine panic. [Hulu]

How To Insult Mindy Kaling

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“Recently I tweeted, ‘I can’t read another article about how great it is to see the Harry Potter kids growing up.’ And everyone was like, ‘Why all the hate? Emma Watson’s a thousand times prettier than you!’ Sometimes people tweet at you and it’s, like, ‘You just wanted to tell me I was ugly. You’ve been waiting with that insult in your heart to tell me.’ … I’m 32, so someone saying I’m not pretty does not have as big an effect on me as it would if they were saying I’m not funny or not smart. I would be really upset about that. But the pretty thing doesn’t bother me that much. Yeah, when we’re on the show, I want to look skinny, have perfect makeup, get my Spanx on, get a good angle, and get good lighting. But it wouldn’t super offend me if Joan Rivers doesn’t think I look hot on the red carpet.”

Mindy Kaling from “The Office” on getting called ugly by randoms over Twitter. What a healthy attitude to have. Love her! [BUST Magazine] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Ashton Kutcher’s Naked Hot Tub Follies

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  • Ashton Kutcher was reportedly naked in a hot tub with four women before he allegedly hooked up with Sara Leal at a San Diego hotel. Jeez, Ashton, you’re taking this “replacing Charlie Sheen” thing a little too literally. [Daily Mail UK]
  • Seth Rogen married his longtime girlfriend Lauren Miller this weekend in Sonoma County. Mazel tov! [Us Weekly]
  • Elizabeth Hurley is engaged to Australian cricket star Shane Warne. [People]
  • “Arrested Development” is coming back to TV for one more season — hooray! [BuzzFeed]

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Lace Toe Socks: Another Way To Tease The Foot Fetishist In Your Life

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Here’s yet another way to hide your ugly toes — or drive the foot fetishist in your life extra-bonkers: Half-Pretties half-foot lace stockings. Basically, Half-Pretties cover your toes so that French lace peeks out of the top of your shoes. It’s pretty, sort of.  I don’t know if it’s $24.50-pretty, though. [Half Pretties via Jezebel]   Keep reading »

It’s Time To Cry: Watch A Deaf Woman Hear For The First Time

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Oh hai. Have you cried yet today? That’s all going to change when you watch this video of a 29-year-old deaf woman hearing for the first time thanks to a hearing implant. Grab a tissue … no, grab two. [YouTube]

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