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Yay! Anna Faris Does “SNL” This Weekend

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Anyone else convinced Anna Faris on “Saturday Night Live” this weekend is going to be baller? I, for one, am psyched to see her loopy-loo goofy girl humor go head to head with Kristen Wiig. Maybe if we’re lucky she’ll bring that hottie husband of hers, Chris Pratt, along for the ride, too. [NBC]

13 Places To Hide Your Vibe

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Oh, the joys of family: this weekend my conservative older sister is coming to visit, which means I’ve got to get my act together. Sweep the floor. Hide the Percosets. And for God’s sake, unplug the vibrator. Luckily I have a designated “goodie drawer” where I keep my toys, but in high school I hid my very first vibe amongst my undies and prayed that neither of my parents ever tried to put away my laundry.

Snoopers be snoopin’ and a girl’s gotta be prepared. Here are 13 places you could hide vibrators of all sizes and (probably) not get caught!

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Kim Kardashian Dons A Burqa In Dubai

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NOTE: We had to take the photo in question down (image rights issue) but you can see it here and continue to discuss. Sowwy!

Kim Kardashian isn’t known for covering up, so this photograph of her trying on a burqa in Dubai is … weird … to say the least. There’s at least one other photo of Kim and her mom Kris Jenner walking down a Dubai street while Kris is wearing a veil, which I assume was her trying to be respectful of Muslim customs. (However, Dubai is a very modern city and other women in the photograph, including Kim, aren’t veiled.) Yet I feel sort of uncomfortable about Kim trying on a burqa — I assume “for fun” — when the face-covering veil is forced on women in other parts of the world, like Afghanistan. Maybe I’m overthinking this, though. What do you think? [Celebuzz Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Scarlett Johansson’s Nude Photo Hacker Says He’s “Addicted” To Snooping

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  • The hacker who leaked Scarlett Johansson’s nude photos says he was “addicted” to snooping in celebrities’ email. Can you be addicted to snooping or does he just have bad morals? I’m going with the latter. At least Christopher Chaney of Florida feels some remorse for putting Scarlett’s nude pics all over the Internet. “These people don’t have privacy to begin with, and I was in that little sliver of privacy they do have, and I’ve had like six months to think about it. It eats at me,” he said. “I deeply apologize.” [The Wrap]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s hasn’t been seeing her court-ordered therapist once a week, TMZ claims, which would be a violation of her parole and could send her back to jail. Come on, LiLo! Get it together! If anyone needs to see a shrink its you (and your awful parents). [TMZ]
  • Why you would want to watch this, I don’t know, but here’s Deena from “Jersey Shore” singing “Fallin’” by Alicia Keys.  [Crushable] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Sara Leal Kisses And Tells All

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  • Us Weekly is trying sooo hard to make its video of Sara Leal — the woman who slept with Ashton Kutcher — seem classy. Nope, sorry! Panning over Sara Leal while tinkly music plays as she says things like “If I had known he was happily married, none of this ever would have happened!” is just gross. Sara Leal may well have sincerely believed Ashton and Demi Moore were separated, like he allegedly told her, but a video explanation of their night together is too gratuitous. Kiss-and-tells have reached a whole new level of WTF. [Us Weekly]
  • Alice Martin, heiress to the Walmart corporation, was charged with a DWI on the night of her 62nd birthday. Her blood alcohol level was 0.16 (read: sloppy drunk.) Perhaps Ms. Martin should offer one of Walmart’s employees an alternate minimum-wage position … personal driver? [Gawker]
  • Check out the trailer for Madonna’s new film “W.E.” about Wallis Simpson, the woman who seduced King Edward VIII, causing him to give up the throne. [Madonnarama]
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Today’s Lady News: Sexual Assault Case Vs. DSK In France Dropped

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  • France dropped a sexual assault inquiry against Dominique Strauss-Kahn, former head of the International Monetary Fund, over lack of evidence and statute of limitations. Tristane Banon, a writer, claimed Strauss-Kahn tried to rape her back in 2003, when she came to interview him at a Paris apartment building. In a statement, police said, “What came to light is that, while there is not enough evidence to pursue on a count of attempted rape, there are elements that can be qualified as sexual assault.” However, nothing will be pursued because the statute of limitations has passed. This alleged incident came to light after DSK was accused of forcing oral sex on a woman across the pond: In May, a New York City hotel maid accused DSK of sexually assaulting her when she came to clean his room. The criminal charges were later dropped by prosecutors when past lies made by the housekeeper, Nafissatou Diallo, on her immigration/asylum paperwork were found to be untrue and she was deemed untrustworthy. He is still facing a civil lawsuit by Diallo in the Bronx, where she lives. [NY Times] Keep reading »
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