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10 Cuss Words From The Mouths Of Celebs

Warning: if Rihanna ever calls you the “c-word,” she means no offense! According to RiRi, people in Barbados are a lot more casual about using see-you-next-Tuesday than people elsewhere in the world. “‘Yeah, it’s funny. That word is so offensive to everyone in the world except for Bajans,” she told British Vogue. “You know African-Americans use the n-word to their brothers? Well, that’s the way we use the c-word. When I first came here, I was saying it like it was nothing, like, ‘Hey, c**t,’ until my make-up artist finally had to tell me to stop. I just never know.” [Metro UK]

Good to know. But Rihanna isn’t the only celeb with a dirty mouth. Here’s nine other celebs just cruising to get their mouths washed out with soap.

Evening Quickies: Check Out Florence + The Machine’s “Shake It Out” Video

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  • I’m obsessed with the new Florence + The Machine song “Shake It Out” — as in, I listened to it on repeat all weekend. So you know I’m going to post the music video that debuted today! It’s very “Eyes Wide Shut”-meets-an-exorcism. [YouTube]
  • Happy 19th anniversary to Barack and Michelle Obama. Here are 19 photos of POTUS and FLOTUS looking happy and in love and cute and stuff. [Buzzfeed]
  • Barbara Walters and Whoopi Goldberg both used the n-word on “The View” today, while talking about a scandal surrounding a piece of property owned by Texas Governor Rick Perry, and Sherri Shepherd got visibly upset. I’m surprised either woman would use that word on “The View,” when a lot of stay-at-home parents watching the show probably have small kids around. [Business Insider]
  • Take a first look at the new season of “Ab Fab”! [Entertainment Weekly]
  • Thomas Jane from “Hung” dabbled in prostitution when he was 18, homeless, and living in his car. “I wasn’t averse to going down to Santa Monica Boulevard and letting a guy buy me a sandwich. Know what I mean?” Yikes, yeah, we know what you mean. [Celebuzz] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Happy LGBT History Month!

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  • Happy LGBT History Month, y’all! The Frisky’s Girl On Girl columnist Trish Bendix has five kick-ass documentaries to watch about gays and lesbians throughout the ages. I’ve heard that “Edie & Thea: A Very Long Engagement,” about a lesbian couple who was together for 42 years, is a two-hankie affair, so be warned! [After Ellen]
  • Friday marked the 35th anniversary of the Hyde Amendment, which bans most federal funding for abortion. You hear that, people freaking out about Obama’s health care reform? [NPR]
  • A lesbian couple in New York that was refused a marriage license from a bigoted town clerk after same-sex marriage became legal in the state appeared on MSBNC and said they “felt like we were second-class citizens.” [Think Progress] Keep reading »

Isaiah Mustafa Apologizes After Saying He Wants His Wife, Kids To Have “Good Hair”

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Don’t you hate it when one of your favorite hunks opens his mouth and says something boneheaded? Old Spice Guy Isaiah Mustafa got in trubs this weekend when he made offensive comments about black hair. He was chatting with Guiliana Rancic on E! News about his new show, “Charlie’s Angels,” and she lobbed him a softball question about what he looks for in a woman. Mustafa then asked if she had taken a look at his hair, implying it looked bad, and how he wants someone to make him look better. Rancic then asked if he wanted a woman with “real hair” and he replied:

“Yes, it does have to be real hair. I want my kids to have nice hair so she better have good hair. Cause, I don’t know if you’ve checked my hair out lately. Aside from today it’s normally nice. Today it’s slightly nappy.”

Oh dear.

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How To Get Him To Go Down: Beer-Flavored Vagi-Wipes

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Remember that K-Y Intense commercial about a lesbian couple? I love this NSFW spoof about Lip Labs, a beer- or jalapeno-scented vaginal wipe product for your ladybits to get rid of “that vagina smell.” Um, please don’t give Summer’s Eve any ideas. [Hello Giggles]

SNL Debuts The Li’l Poundcake HPV Vaccine Doll

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There was a lot to love when Melissa McCarthy hosted “Saturday Night Live” this weekend. But my fave was a sketch she wasn’t even in: the Li’l Poundcake HPV Vaccine Doll. It might beat Kristen Schaal’s bit on “The Daily Show” for best comedic send-up about the HPV vaccine panic. [Hulu]

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