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Today’s Lady News: Crisis Pregnancy Centers Tell Jewish Woman To Convert

Today's Lady News
  • A new report on so-called “crisis pregnancy centers,” which masquerade as women’s health clinics but are really focused on dissuading women from having abortions, found that “one Jewish investigator who posed as a pregnant woman was told at five centers she wouldn’t go to heaven unless she converted to Christianity and that one volunteer challenged her to become a ‘born-again virgin.’”  And these groups get our tax dollars! It’s the bestest! [Think Progress, Pro-Choice NC]
  • Wannabe GOP presidential contender Herman Cain bragged that he would sign an anti-abortion constitutional amendment into law. Too bad for him that presidents don’t sign amendments to the Constitution. It would probably behoove someone who is running for president to have a basic understanding of how government works, don’t you think? [Politico]
  • Los Angeles County will be reaching out to lesbians and gays to be adoptive and foster parents during November, which is National Adoption Month. [San Francisco Gate
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Evening Quickies: Oops, Prince Harry’s Flirty Gal Pal Has A Boyfriend

Harry & Chelsy Split
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Harry and longtime GF Chelsy Davy are no more. Read More »
Prince Harry's Love Life
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Who should Prince Harry date next (other than me, obvs)? Read More »
Harry In The U.S.
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What Prince Harry is up to in San Diego and how to find him. Read More »
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  • Jessica Donaldson, the tattooed California waitress who has allegedly gone out a few times with Prince Harry, insisted she hasn’t kissed the royal and he has been “never been anything other than a total a gentleman to me.” She also lives with her boyfriend of three years. So, there’s that. [Mirror UK]
  • Remember on Friday when I told you Ronnie and Sammi from “Jersey Shore” broke up (again)? The latest news is that Ronnie cheated with a lady named Morgan Brittany Osman, who had the distinction of being kicked off the reality show “Bad Girls Club” on the very first episode of season five. Their hookup was outed on Twitter by one of Morgan’s “friends.” Yup, all of this sounds very plausible. [RealityTea]
  • Trying to decide whether you should go on The Pill? Here are the facts behind some common myths. [The Daily Muse]

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Terrible Women Encourage Two Young Girls To Fistfight

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Parents arrested for disciplining daughter with a Medieval duel. Read More »
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That time your mom made you come home from the party by 11 and you were so pissed and thought she was the worst mother on Earth? Yeah, you should forgive her. At least your mom didn’t make you fistfight another kid in a parking lot. Alas, we cannot say the same for Nida Longoria, 28, and Veronica Zertuche, 26, of Florida. Keep reading »

Rabies Gives Woman Uncontrollable Sex Drive

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How? Why? Find out. Read More »
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Our ovaries are confused. Read More »
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Something new to be afraid of — or aspire to? A 28-year-old woman in India went to her doctor complaining about an uncontrollable sex drive and died four days later of rabies. From a puppy bite. Yes, puppies can kill you. Rabies, which causes an inflammation of the brain, can trigger hypersexuality shortly before death, according to the UK’s Daily Mail. (Admittedly, the Mail probably shouldn’t be anyone’s first source for medical advice.) The unnamed woman’s puppy bite went untreated for two months, despite the fact that bites from animals should be treated within 24 hours. Unless you want to be in a state of constant arousal for four days, that is. [Daily Mail UK]

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Prince Harry Is Dating Jessica Donaldson, A Tattooed, Tequila-Drinking Waitress

Harry & Chelsy Split
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Harry and longtime GF Chelsy Davy are no more. Read More »
Prince Harry's Love Life
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Who should Prince Harry date next (other than me, obvs)? Read More »
Harry In The U.S.
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What Prince Harry is up to in San Diego %u2014 and how to find him. Read More »
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That didn’t take long: an American girl has already sunk her claws into my future husband, the bitch. Prince Harry, who is doing helicopter training in California, has been spotted three times with a 26-year-old waitress named Jessica Donaldson. They met two weeks ago at the Andaz Hotel in San Diego, where Jessica works, and were seen eating lunch together the next day. Last weekend the pair were seen partying at a bar in Solana Beach, kissing and drinking tequila. Jessica is a brunette and I am also  named Jessica and am a brunette. But she has “a large floral tattoo down one side,” according to the New York Post, while I do not. And this, I believe, is what is keeping Prince Harry and I apart. Le sigh. [New York Post] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Cate Edwards Marries

Elizabeth Dies
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Elizabeth Edwards died of cancer at the age of 61. Read More »
Cate On Her Family
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Cate Edwards penned an essay for People about her family. Read More »
John's Sex Tape
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What happens in the John Edwards sex tape. Read More »
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  • Cate Edwards married her college boyfriend, Dr. Trevor Upham, yesterday in Chapel Hill, North Carolina. After the wedding ceremony, her disgraced dad slipped out through the church’s back door, which is kinda sad.  [Daily Mail UK]
  • The “Jersey Shore” beach house is renting, insanely, for $2,500 a night. [Radar Online]
  • John Mayer had throat surgery on Thursday to remove a granuloma on his vocal chord, which means he’s laid up and probably not skanking around. [Hollywood Life] Keep reading »
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