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High Heels Give Women Orgasms, Says Christian Louboutin

Do Not Want: Shoes
These kinda remind us of Marge Simpson. Read More »
Wear Stupid Shoes
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Alexa Chung has some advice for your feet. Read More »
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“[W]hat is sexual in a high heel is the arch of the foot, because it is exactly the position of a woman’s foot when she orgasm. … So putting your foot in a heel, you are putting yourself in a possibly orgasmic situation.”

Christian Louboutin is bats**t crazy if he thinks this is true.  I have lots of heels and they only thing they give me are blisters. [Fashionista]

Britney Spears’ “Criminal”: Product Placement And Domestic Violence All In Video

Secretly Engaged?
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Is Britney secretly engaged to boyfriend Jason Trawick? Read More »
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Someone leaked Britney Spears' credit card bill to the press. Read More »
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Britney Spears’ “Criminal” music video is out and if “Mob Wives” hasn’t locked it down as its theme song, they should. The song itself is typical Britney-meh and the video is Britney-awful. There’s not one but two incidents where the cameras linger on her official perfume. (Product placement, y’all!) Brit-Brit and her real-life boo Jason Trawick play passionate bandits who meet when he saves her from being roughed up on the street by a douchey date. A great message for the kiddies mob wives whose real lives are actually like this: it’s okay to trade one criminal for another — just trade up!  [Just Jared] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: There’s Video Of Shia LaBeouf’s Drunken Bar Fight

Shia "LaDouche"
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What did Shia do to earn the nickname Shia "LaDouche"? Read More »
Shia's Bad Boy Rep
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Is Shia LaBeouf a bad boy %u2014 or is it just posturing? Read More »
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  • Oh dear: TMZ has an exclusive video of Shia LaBeouf’s drunken bar fight this weekend, which ended up on a Vancouver street. Getting punched by a guy wearing no shirt is rather indignifying, isn’t it? Poor Shia. [TMZ]
  • The First Lady revealed President Obama does like his young daughters keeping up with the Kardashians, as Sasha (10) and Malia (13) watch their shows. They are a little young for all the sex talk and hooha-waxing. [US Weekly]
  • Lindsay Lohan is back in court today for allegedly violating parole and may get sent back to jail. She apparently isn’t meeting her community service requirements or attending weekly therapy appointments. LiLo! Get it together! [USA Today] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: What White Men Can Do For Feminism

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  • One concrete, important thing that white males can do to further the feminist cause is to refuse to speak on panels comprised of all-white men, writes Cord Jefferson at the web site GOOD.is. Conference organizers are not always fantastic about asking a diverse group of panelists to speak; panels filled with all white dudes, or just all dudes, are sadly too common. But if white males refused to commit to speaking unless women and/or people of color are added, Jefferson writes, this problem could eventually be solved. What do we think of this proposition? [GOOD] Keep reading »

Cheerleaders Spanked Over “Save Your Bumps” Breast Cancer Tees

Cancer On Facebook
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Is this new breast cancer meme totally stupid? Read More »
I Heart Boobies
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A Cali school is up in arms over "I Heart Boobies" bracelets. Read More »
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Celebrity women who have survived breast cancer. Read More »
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October is Breast Cancer Awareness Month, which means every day brings us 16 different stories of pink boobie paraphernalia banned from schools. Gilbert High School in Gilbert, Arizona is the latest school seeing red over pink. The administration said the cheerleading squad’s pink T-shirts reading “Feel for lumps, save your bumps” was an “objectionable slogan” and inappropriate for two upcoming football games. Now the shirts have been banned. Keep reading »

It’s Time To Cry: Watch Two Elderly Lesbians Arrested Over Love

Celebs Come Out
14 celebs describe how they came out of the closet. Read More »
Please Date Me
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Rachel Maddow, dump your long-term girlfriend for me! Read More »
Girl On Girl
Girl On Girl
Five things Trish is not allowed to do because she's a lesbian. Read More »
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Is there anything cuter than an old married couple who are still in love? Reverend Kathryn Cartledge and Elizabeth Eve have 30 years together, but cannot be legally married in their home state because of bigotry against gays. This ‘We Do’ campaign video of the North Carolinian lesbians applying for a marriage license and then holding a sit-in at the clerk’s office until they get arrested has me wiping the tears off my cheeks. Have tissues handy when you watch it! [Queerty] Keep reading »

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