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Tiger Woods’ Mistress Joslyn James Is Launching A Nail Polish Line

Joslyn James' Porn
Of course Tiger's mistress starred in a porn called "The Eleventh Hole." Read More »
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Joslyn James, porn star and one of Tiger Wood’s many (many) mistresses, will launch a beauty line next year called Shameless. But that’s not all! Joslyn’s nail polishes will have names like More Than A Mistress, Not Just a Porn Star, and 36DD. Wow. That’s so klassy it turns full circle back to being awesome! I cannot wait to tell people I am wearing More Than A Mistress from the prestigious Joslyn James line of cosmetiques. [Racked via Fox News] Keep reading »

There Is Something You Must Know About Dr. Phil’s Genitalia

Vasectomy Problem
Can this woman sue her husband's ex to pay for his vasectomy reversal? Read More »
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[Dr. Phil's wife got pregnant unexpectedly at a time in his life when he was not ready to have children.] I was doing work in another city with a good friend of mine. He said, ‘The office closes at five – why don’t you come in and we’ll do your vasectomy?” He didn’t have a nurse there, so I actually assisted him by handing him the instruments. It’s painful when they kind of pull on it. He put me in the car with an ice pack, and I drove myself to the airport and flew home.”

Whoa. Just whoa. TMI alert! Dr. Phil gave himself a vasectomy! But don’t worry, ladies. He had it reversed. [Daily Mail UK]

Irish Accents Surpass French Accents As The World’s Sexiest, Supposedly

Why Accents Rock
There must be a reason an accent is so attractive! Read More »
12 Sexy Accents
What are the 12 sexiest accents in the world? Read More »
Hot Irish Guys
Ten adorable little leprechauns we just want to smooch. Read More »
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Zut alors! French, the language of l’amour, is “the world’s sexiest accent” no more. According to a poll of 5,000 women worldwide, cited in the UK’s Daily Mail newspaper, ladies most desire to be whispered sweet nothings in an Irish lilt, followed by Italian declarations of amore. Scottish was named the fourth sexiest accent, followed by French, Australian and then English. Now, anyone who has heard Chris O’Dowd’s adorable acecnt in “Bridesmaids” won’t disagree with these findings. But you know who does disagree? My French dude, who sniffed, “Misinformation, that’s a British newspaper, they hate the French because their women love us.” So there you go. 

What accent do you think is the sexiest? [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Brunchables: For The Hipster Child’s Lunchbox

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If it’s making fun of hipsters, you know we are going to post it. Damn, I don’t even know what a Dutch pancake or eggs Rothko is. [College Humor]

Morning Quickies: Obviously, Amanda Knox Wants A Book Deal

Convicted
Amanda Knox found guilty of murder. Read More »
Slut Shamed?
Was Amanda Knox slut-shamed into a conviction? Read More »
Defending Herself
Amanda Knox takes the stand. Read More »
  • Amanda Knox has hired a top literary agent to negotiate a book deal about her crazy life, for which she is expected to land seven-figures. Amanda was accused of the 2007 murder of her roommate, Meredith Kercher, in Italy. She served four years of a 26-year-sentence before being cleared in October. [BBC]
  • Sex and the City author Candace Bushnell has filed for divorce from her husband of eight years, ballet dancer Charles Askegard. [New York Post]
  • Fox Business called “The Muppets” communist. Oh, Fox. Why you gotta be a hater? [Huffington Post]

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Check Out “The Purity Myth” Documentary, Now On DVD

The Purity Myth
Jessica Valenti explains why "purity" is a dangerous goal for teen girls. Read More »
"Virgin Diaries" Kiss
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You’re (hopefully) already a fan of The Purity Myth: How America’s Obsession With Virginity Is Hurting Young Women, by Jessica Valenti, the kickass activist and blogger who co-founded Feministing.com. But did you know her groundbreaking book has been made into a documentary, now available on DVD? “The Purity Myth” documentary is narrated by Valenti herself and walks us through the cultural resurgence in “purity” that has every female celeb bragging she will be a virgin on her wedding night. Keep reading »

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