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LifeStyles Condom-Inspired Bags Look Classier Than They Sound

Condom Inhalation?!
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Here's a new thing for you to be afraid of. Read More »
MTV's iCondom App
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New smartphone app tells you the nearest place to buy rubbers. Read More »
Occupy Condoms
So you won't get "screwed again." Read More »
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 A bag that looks like it’s made out of condom wrappers? Sounds trashy. Oh, but it so, so isn’t. Handbag designer Maggie Kervick has designed a makeup bag, a wristlet and a tote inspired by LifeStyles Skyn condom wrappers and as you can see, they’re pretty glam! It’s not obvious what the words say, either. Each purchase comes with free condoms, too. What’s not to love? [Racked] Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Kotex Recalls Tampons Over Bacterial Contamination

Vodka-Soaked Tampons?
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Don't try this (probably urban legend) at home, kids! Read More »
Your First Period
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What was your first period like? Read More »
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  • About 1,400 boxes of Kotex tampons have been recalled by Kimberly-Clark because the plastic applicator may be contaminated with bacteria. The recalled Kotex tampons are Kotex Natural Balance Security Unscented Tampons Regular Absorbency and were sold to Walmart, Fry’s and Smith’s stores in eight states. You can read more specific info about the recalls here. [MSNBC]
  • Some guy in China is trying to make panda poop tea a “thing.” [Gothamist]
  • Tinker Bell — yes, the Disney character — is the next celeb to get her own makeup line. Target in the U.S. and Boots in the U.K. will both sell fairy-themed beauty products through the beauty brand, Pixi. [Racked] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Courtney Love Liberates Her Boobs, Again

Junkie Auntie Mame
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Courtney Love says she's "junkie Auntie Mame" for addicted starlets. Read More »
Courtney Mad At Kurt
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What Courtney Love would say to Kurt Cobain right now if she could. Read More »
Celebs' Post-Baby Boobs
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You get a new baby and you get bigger boobs. It's win-win! Read More »
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  • Another day, another boob-flashing incident from Courtney Love! Courtney pulled down her tube top and shared her ta-tas with the crowd during a concert in Brazil. Ho hum. Tell us something we haven’t heard before. [RadarOnline]
  • Do not click this link if you don’t want to read Matt Weiner’s wishes for how “Mad Men” will end. [Grantland]
  • Six terrifying things nobody tells you about donating sperm. [Cracked]
  • Paul Bettany will star in a new Showtime series, “Masters Of Sex,” about the sex researchers Masters and Johnson. [Perez Hilton Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Herman Cain’s Wife Gloria Cain Stands By Her Man

Today's Lady News
  • Gloria Cain, wife of GOP presidential nominee wannabe Herman Cain, is standing by her man in the face of sexual harassment accusations by numerous women. [The Daily Beast]
  • Chelsea Clinton has been hired as a special correspondent for NBC doing segments for “Making A Difference” about people who do good in the world. [The Stir]
  • Oprah Winfrey received an honorary Oscar this weekend called the Jean Hersholt Humanitarian Award. [Essence
  • Six ways to help your daughter deal with sex-based harassment on the street and at school. [The Good Men Project] Keep reading »

Swedish Principal Tells Teen Rape Victim That “Guys Do This Kind Of Thing”

Sexual Assault Joke
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Esquire magazine tweets a joke about sexual assault. Ha? Read More »
Rape Checklist
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A handy checklist of things that cause rape. Read More »
Rape Jokes On Facebook
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Joking about raping women is cool with Facebook. Read More »
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You’re on notice, Sweden. You are supposed to be the land of gender equality, meatballs and easy-to-assemble LACK coffee tables. So what is this about a school principal telling a teenaged student who was raped that “guys do this kind of thing, you have to get used to it?” Keep reading »

Vegetables Are For Sissies, Says Herman Cain

Cain Getting Handsy?
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Herman Cain was accused of sexual harassment by two women. Read More »
"Princess Nancy"
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Herman Cain called Pelosi "Princess Nancy" during a debate. Read More »
Anita Hill Joke
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Herman Cain joked about Anita Hill, because that's appropriate. Read More »
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GQ: What can you tell about a man by the type of pizza that he likes?

Herman Cain: [repeats the question aloud, then pauses for a long moment] The more toppings a man has on his pizza, I believe the more manly he is.

GQ: Why is that?

Cain: Because the more manly man is not afraid of abundance. [laughs]

GQ: Is that purely a meat question?

Cain: A manly man don’t want it piled high with vegetables! He would call that a sissy pizza.

– Herman Cain took a moment from maybe-sexually harassing any woman in an arm’s length to answer some questions about pizza for GQ. After all, he is the former CEO of Godfather’s Pizza. And people say this man shouldn’t be president! [GQ via Mediaite]

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