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Morning Quickies: Sarah Palin Says “Hang Sandusky From The Highest Tree”

Sandusky Denies
But he does admit to showering with children! Watch »
Paterno Fired
The students who are protesting need a reality check. Read More »
Mother Speaks
The mom of Victim 1 speaks for the first time. Read More »
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  • Sarah Palin was asked about Penn State’s Jerry Sandusky during an appearance on Greta Van Susteren’s show on Fox yesterday and said, “Hang him from the highest tree. I’ll bring the rope.” Greta then asked if Sarah might want the justice system to run its course first and Sarah replied, “Hang him from the highest tree and I’ll bring the rope if he is guilty of what is alleged.” [Politico]
  • An anti-Kardashian petition on GoPetition.com is begging E! cancel “Keeping Up With The Kardashians.” Get a clue, people, E! is not going to cancel that cash cow!  [The Wrap]
  • NeNe Leakes is selling $150 T-shirts that say “I’m Very Rich Bitch!” No, there is no comma. For that much money, you’d think you’d get some proper grammar. [Essence] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Elisabeth Hasselbeck & Bill Maher Got Into It This Morning On “The View”

A Male Spin-Off?
the view for men
Would anyone watch a male spin-off of "The View"? Read More »
Girl On Girl
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An open letter to Elisabeth Hasselbeck from Trish. Read More »
On Masturbation
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What does Elisabeth have to say about flicking the bean? Read More »
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  • Elisabeth Hasselbeck from “The View” and Bill Maher from “Real Time” are both supreme annoying human beings. So, naturally, watching them fight makes us cringe — but we can’t look away! At one point Elisabeth says, “Wow, I actually feel smarter sitting next to you,” and Bill replies, “Really? I feel like I’m in high school when I’m sitting next to you.” Really? Really. [Dlisted]
  • Interesting theory alert: Kris Jenner confesses in her memoir that she had an affair 26 years ago. Khloe Kardashian (who doesn’t exactly resemble her sisters) is 27 years old. Could it be that Khloe is a sister from another daddy? Scandalous! [Celebitchy]
  • Justin Timberlake says Ryan Gosling exaggerated the story about sleeping on JT’s couch back when they were on “The Mickey Mouse Club” together: The Gos got his own bed. Whew. [ONTD]
  • Stephen Colbert takes on the vodka-soaked tampon craze/urban legend. [The Stir]
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Today’s Lady News: 7-Year-Old Girl Publishes Book About Obesity

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  • Props to seven-year-old LaNiyah Bailey, who published her own children’s book about obesity called Not Fat Because I Wanna Be. LaNiyah has been obese since birth and now weighs over 100 lbs. Her book is about being taunted and teased at school about her weight. [Clutch Magazine]
  • A grocery store called Wegmen’s Wegman’s in Rochester, New York, covered up Adele’s cleavage on the front of the December issue of Cosmopolitan because, you know, boobs = slutty. [NYmag.com]
  • Watch GOP presidential nominee wannabe Rick Perry dodge a question on anti-abortion “fetal personhood” amendments. [Think Progress] Keep reading »

Iowa Baker Refuses Lesbians Their Wedding Cake

Girl On Girl
Why gay marriage matters. Read More »
Lesbian Vs. Straight Sex
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Lesbian sex changed the writer's definition of "straight sex." Read More »
Girl On Girl
Girl On Girl
Five things Trish is not allowed to do because she's a lesbian. Read More »
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I consider myself a Christian and nothing pisses me off more than when people are bigoted a**holes and couch it in “Christianity.” Yes, I’m talking about you, Victoria Childress, baker in Iowa. Victoria was courted by a lesbian couple, Trina Vodraska and Janelle Sievers, to prepare a wedding cake for their June nuptials. But during a taste-testing session on Thursday afternoon, Victoria realized these two gals weren’t sisters or friends but [stage whisper] lesbians! That’s when Victoria said, as she told local news station KCCI, “‘I’ll tell you I’m a Christian, and I do have convictions.’ And I said, ‘I’m sorry to tell you, but I’m not going to be able to do your cake.’” Just like what Jesus would do. Keep reading »

4 Bedroom-Friendly Foods (And 4 You Should Avoid)

Bitchin' In The Kitchen
All the Frisky's recipes and tips for Bitchin' in the Kitchen. Read More »

As Sarah Silverman once said, “A couple of nights ago I was licking jelly off my boyfriend’s penis. And I thought, ‘Oh my God, I’m turning into my mother!”

Yes, we have all raided the fridge during a romp in the sack with our boo — and if we didn’t know any better, Tide detergent made us their bitch afterwards.  Sometimes a girl just wants to spice things up in the bedroom with a tasty treat … but we’re pretty sure actual spices are an emergency-trip-to-the-gyno bad idea. Here’s your definitive guide to bedroom-friendly foods and the ones you should keep in the kitchen! Keep reading »

LifeStyles Condom-Inspired Bags Look Classier Than They Sound

Condom Inhalation?!
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Here's a new thing for you to be afraid of. Read More »
MTV's iCondom App
Today's Lady News
New smartphone app tells you the nearest place to buy rubbers. Read More »
Occupy Condoms
So you won't get "screwed again." Read More »
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 A bag that looks like it’s made out of condom wrappers? Sounds trashy. Oh, but it so, so isn’t. Handbag designer Maggie Kervick has designed a makeup bag, a wristlet and a tote inspired by LifeStyles Skyn condom wrappers and as you can see, they’re pretty glam! It’s not obvious what the words say, either. Each purchase comes with free condoms, too. What’s not to love? [Racked] Keep reading »

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