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Morning Quickies: The Roots Welcomed Michele Bachmann With Song “Lyin’ Ass Bitch”

Bachmann On Fallon
Michele Bachmann played a word association game with Jimmy. Read More »
Michele Serves The Men
Michele Bachmann poured water for all her male contenders. Read More »
Sexism Vs. Bachmann
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Michele Bachmann will get sexist BS as she campaigns. Read More »
Conservative Political Action Conference Draws Major Leaders From The Right
  • When Michele Bachmann visited Jimmy Fallon’s show on Monday night, the house band The Roots started playing a 1985 song by Fishbone called “Lyin’ Ass Bitch,” which blogger Maura Johnston at The Village Voice referred to as “casual sexism” and “too easy.” [The Village Voice]
  • Kate Middleton wore a turtleneck while grocery shopping. Yes, this is an actual headline in Us Weekly. [US Weekly]
  • Jennifer Love Hewitt got dumped by her latest boo via text message. [In Touch Weekly]
  • And the “Dancing With The Stars” winner is … [Celebuzz]
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Evening Quickies: Janet Jackson Launches Fur Line, Animal Rights Activists Pissed

Fur Monster
Let's chat with this model, shall we? Read More »
Johnny Weir On Fur
Annika talks to ice skater Johnny Weir about fur. Read More »
PETA's Anti T-Day Ad
PETA's anti-Thanksgiving ad is not very convincing. Read More »
Janet Jackson photo
  • Janet Jackson is launching a “luxe fur outerwear” collection with the company Blackgama, who featured her in a recent campaign. Janet’s line will feature 15 fur pieces, including coats, vests, and gloves, which will all use mink and some will use leather as well. You know what comes next: animal rights activists are pissed! I hope you’re cool with having PETA on your butt for the rest of your life, Miss Jackson. [Yahoo, ONTD]
  • Twenty-five dudes who are not getting laid. [Gurl.com]
  • Our pal Michael at Popbytes saw “My Week With Marilyn” and says it’s not to be missed — check out his review at the link! [Popbytes]
  • Speaking of Marilyn … the actress’s flicks sure had some hot men in them! [TresSugar]

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Today’s Lady News: Israeli Women Pose Nude In Support Of Egyptian Blogger

  • Dozens of Israeli women have posed nearly nude for a photograph in support of Aliaa Magda El-Mahdy, a young female Egyptian blogger who posed nude as a sign of protest against her restrictive society. Forty women posed behind a banner reading “Love Without Limits, homage to Aliaa Elmahdi, sisters in Israel.” [YNetNews]
  • A Democratic state rep in Georgia plans to champion one of two “fetal personhood” amendments in Georgia, which would change the legal definition of a human to a zygote, therefore criminalizing all abortion. A “fetal personhood” amendment recently failed on the ballot in Mississippi.  [Huffington Post]
  • A delegate in Virginia has also filed a “fetal personhood” bill. [Feminist.org]

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Kris Humphries Gets Villianous New Makeover In Kim Kardashian Divorce

Kardashian Divorce
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After 72 days, Kim Kardashian is divorcing Kris Humphries. Read More »
Kim's Dress Knockoffs
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You can buy a knockoff of Kim's wedding dress at David's Bridal. Read More »
Kim's Wedding Bounty
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What Kim should do with the $17.9 million she earned. Read More »
Kim's Dating Timeline
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From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »
Kim Kardashian US Weekly photo

Imagine, for a moment, you are Kim Kardashian’s PR team. The past few weeks of your life have not been easy; your client has been publicly derided for having an excessively fancy wedding during the middle of a recession and even more derided for divorcing just 72 days later. To make matters worse, her mom is going on any talk show that will have her and saying stuff like Kim didn’t “make a dime” off her wedding.  Even people who are Kardashian fans are wrinkling their noses at the stink.

So what would you do if you were Kim K’s poor, beleaguered PR team? Why, you’d make Kris Humphries the villian, posthaste. Enter Us Weekly‘s cover article calling Kris the “HUSBAND FROM HELL” and claiming he “belittled [Kim] in front of people” and called her “stupid” and “fat.” Keep reading »

Michele Bachmann Plays Word Association Game With Jimmy Fallon

Michele Serves The Men
Michele Bachmann poured water for all her male contenders. Read More »
Ex-Gay Therapy Joke
Bachmann made an insensitive quip about ex-gay therapy. Read More »
Bachmann Stupidity
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Sorry, Michele, "the morning-after abortion pill" doesn't exist. Read More »
Michele Bachmann on Jimmy Fallon photo
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Michele Bachmann visited Jimmy Fallon last night and completely made me understand how other people love her. If I didn’t think her political beliefs were absolutely reprehensible, I’d like her! That Rick Perry “three” joke was a good one, you have to admit. [Gotcha Media]

Morning Quickies: Justin Bieber Takes Paternity Test

Is Bieber A Daddy?
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19-year-old Mariah Yeater says she trysted with the pop star. Read More »
Lawsuit Vs. Justin
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Find out what Mariah Yeater's lawsuit claims about their alleged hookup. Read More »
Justin's Lawsuit Dismissed
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Mariah Yeater has dismissed her paternity lawsuit against the pop star. Read More »
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  • Despite fan Mariah Yeater dropping her lawsuit against him, Justin Bieber has taken a paternity test in New Jersey to prove he hasn’t fathered any “baby … baby … baby … oh!” [People]
  • Kate Middleton wore jeans to visit kids at an art therapy center in inner-city London and the children complained she wasn’t wearing a “princess dress.” [NYmag.com
  • J.Lo only performed at the AMAs with her estranged husband Marc Anthony if she had a bigger stage and longer performance. Oh, and she had her 24-year-old new boyfriend dancing with her, too. Take that, Marc! [Page Six]
  • Kristin Cavallari and Jay Cutler are on again: he has proposed a second time. How romantic. [Life & Style] Keep reading »
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