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Morning Quickies: Kobe Bryant Accused Of Banging 100 Women Who Aren’t His Wife

Kobe And Wife Split
Vanessa Bryant wants out of this marriage. Read More »
Scandals Of 2011
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The celebrity bombshells stories of 2011 that even made us blush. Read More »
Evening Quickies
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See Jennifer Aniston's holiday card with BF Justin Theroux! Read More »
  • Vanessa Bryant claims she’s splitting from hubby Kobe Bryant because he slept with 10 women a year during their 10-year marriage, which would mean his grand total of mistresses numbered over 100. Somewhere, Tiger Woods is getting down on his knees and bowing his head. [The Young Black & Fabulous]
  • And from the I Can’t Even Deal With This files: TMZ interviewed a five-year-old “Toddlers & Tiaras” star and the little girl called her three-year-old rival a hooker. [The Gloss]
  • Speaking of quality television: “16 & Pregnant”? “Teen Mom”? Pssshaw. A reality TV casting company is now casting for a show about 30-something grandmas. [Crushable]
  • Adele will cover American Vogue‘s March 2012 issue. [Daily Mail UK] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Jennifer Aniston & Justin Theroux Sent Out Joint Xmas Card

Jennifer's Lollipop
JenAn sucks on a lollipop, must be pregnant. Read More »
Obama Xmas Card
President Obama's Christmas card photo
Sarah Palin pooh-poohs the Obama's Christmas card. Read More »
Jennifer Aniston Christmas card photo
  • Jennifer Aniston and Justin Theroux are so serious they sent out a joint Christmas card. Damn. Didn’t see that one coming. [Celebuzz]
  • Radar Online claims “Real Housewives of Beverly Hills” star Taylor Armstrong filed for divorce from her late husband Russell Armstrong because Bravo execs refused to let the couple appear on the show. Russell Armstrong was reportedly sending “blistering letters and emails” to Bravo execs, but more importantly, physically abusing his wife. [Radar Online]
  • Victoria’s Secret model Kate Upton and Jets QB Mark Sanchez are schtupping, sez Page Six. [New York Post]
  • Animals wearing yarmulkes! Animals wearing yarmulkes! [BuzzFeed]
  • Reporters followed President Obama into a Best Buy, where they then revealed Sasha and Malia’s Christmas presents. [Yahoo] Keep reading »

Today’s Lady News: Politician Trying To Ban Gay Marriage Caught Committing Adultery

  • Anti-gay Minnesota Senate Majority Leader Amy Koch has stepped down amongst allegations of an affair with a Senate staffer. Hmm, this throws a wrench in plans she and other GOPers in the state had to ban gay marriage, doesn’t it? An “apology” issued by the state’s gay community for breaking up Amy Koch’s traditional marriage is absolutely priceless (emphasis mine): Keep reading »

“Mob Wives” Season Two Promises To Be Even Trashier, If That’s Possible

Ode To
Jessica might be unhealthfully obsessed with this show. Read More »
All Things "Mob Wives"
11 Life Lessons From This Year In Reality Television
Everything The Frisky's ever written about "Mob Wives." Read More »
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Mob Wives.” It’s my pop culture guilty pleasure, even though it’s offensive to everything I hold dear. Female friends constantly fighting with each other? Check. Men who abuse their male privilege by making the women in their lives jump through hoops to keep them happy? Check. Egregious overuse of lip fillers, leopard print, and tough titty New Yawk accents? Check, check and check. But I’m not going to lie. I watch every episode. And I pick up stuff like “I’m going to cut hair off with her own scissors.” [VH1.com]

Sarah Palin Pooh-Poohs The Obama Christmas Card

Sarah Disses Barack
Sarah Palin tries fried butter while dissing the president. Read More »
Reading Palin's Emails
Palin emails made public reveal some weird stuff. Read More »
Why Fox Hired Sarah
Today's Lady News feminism
Fox boss admits to hiring Palin because she's "hot." Read More »
President Obama's Christmas card photo

Sarah Palin has a beef with the presidential Christmas card: a simple portrait of the Obamas’ dog Bo by the fireplace with the line “From our family to yours, may your holidays shine with the light of the season.”  The puppy-pooh-poohing politico told Fox News it is “odd” that the Obamas’ card depicts Bo instead of “family, faith and freedom” — which is what all of us are aiming for when we take our holiday pics at GlamourShots, amirite? Palin also said (yes, she kept talking) that Americans can appreciate “American foundational values illustrated and displayed on Christmas cards and on a Christmas tree,” so why can’t the First Family? I’m pretty sure her rant is supposed to translate to “Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim Muslim COMMUNIST.”

Girlfriend needs to take a chill pill or Santa is going to put a lump of coal in her stocking. [Los Angeles Times] Keep reading »

Talkin’ Lube With “American Horror Story”‘s Gimp Suit Psycho

Let's Talk "Horror"
American Horror Story
An interview with Ryan Murphy, creator of "American Horror Story." Read More »
House For Sale
house from American Horror Story photo
The real house from "American Horror Story" is on the market. Read More »
Kinky, But Not Easy
woman in handcuffs photo
Jessica is kinky but still demands respect. Read More »
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“[The gimp suit] is really uncomfortable in the — I don’t know how else to say it — crotch area. It’s tight; it’s tight everywhere. It’s all latex, so it’s very thin, almost like you’re walking around naked, and it’s chilly. You gotta lube up for it and slip it on. … [After filming] I just basically peel the suit off and hang it up and put on my normal clothes and go home and take a shower. I don’t know if you’ve ever put on lube before, but it’s not like there’s a layer of Vaseline on you; it’s just almost like your skin is super smooth and slick; it feels kind of gross, but at the same time, you feel really well moisturized. You’re not like, “Ew, get it off of me.” You’re more like, “This is kind of gross. I want to get this off as soon as possible. But maybe I can stop and get a sandwich first.”

Evan Peters plays the lovesick serial killer rapist ghost Tate Langdon on “American Horror Story,” where he clocks in a lot of time in a latex gimp suit. Good to know it’s as uncomfortable as it looks. But at least he knows his way around a bottle of lubricant, ladies! [NYMag.com] Keep reading »

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