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Morning Quickies: Is This Wonder Woman Breast Cancer PSA Too Sexual?

Cancer On Facebook
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Is this new breast cancer meme totally stupid? Read More »
I Heart Boobies
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A Cali school is up in arms over "I Heart Boobies" bracelets. Read More »
Cancer Wife
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On being "that young guy with cancer's wife." Read More »
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  • Does this breast cancer awareness PSA gratuitously showcase Wonder Woman’s boobs? Yeah, but it seems like a lot of breast cancer awareness PSAs are gratuitously sexual nowadays. [Yahoo Shine]
  • The Vanity Fair writer and author of God Is Not Great Christopher Hitchens died yesterday of cancer. [People]
  • Lindsay Lohan’s former bodyguard Lee Weaver has written a tell-all book about working for Hollywood’s biggest celebs and he claims Lindsay was almost shot one night during what sounded like a drug deal. Lee claims Lindsay stormed up to a dude and accused him of ripping her off and slapped him in the face. The dude then pulled a gun on her and Lee had to intervene, possibly saving her life. He also called her “charming” when sober but a “demon” if she had been drinking or doing drugs. [ONTD] Keep reading »

Rosie O’Donnell Shills For The “Gaydar Gun”

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Are you always making the first move? Maybe he's gay. Read More »
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Lesbian Or Not?
This writer seriously thought she was a lesbian. Read More »
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Due to the increasingly universal embrace of men’s skincare and hair products, our gaydar has become super untrustworthy. It might be time to buy stock in the Gaydar Gun because once single women catch wind of this it will be flying off the shelves. Thanks for the help, Rosie!  [Think Progress] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Courtney Love Facing Eviction

Courtney Boob-Flash
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Courtney Love has liberated her boobs yet again! Read More »
Junkie Auntie Mame
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Courtney Love says she's "junkie Auntie Mame" for addicted starlets. Read More »
Courtney Mad At Kurt
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What Courtney Love would say to Kurt Cobain right now if she could. Read More »
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  • It looks like Courtney Love may be getting evicted from her $27,000-a-month New York City townhouse for, well, a bevy of Courtney Love-like reasons. [Dlisted]
  • Whoops! Now that’s what we call a wardrobe malfunction. Sofia Vergara went out in black leggings, unaware that they were sheer from behind. I’ve made this very same mistake before, but I can guarantee my butt looked nowhere near as bangin’ as Sofia’s. Girlfriend has nothing to hide! [Huffington Post]
  • Brad Goreski, Rachel Zoe’s former style director, says he believes he has an idea why Zoe no longer speaks to him, but he keeps it vague. [Styleite]
  • The Human Rights Campaign wants to kill “Work It,” an upcoming ABC show that will feature two men who crossdress as women in an attempt to get jobs. Sign the petition here! [Human Rights Campaign] Keep reading »

In “The Slutcracker Ballet,” The Sugar Plum Fairy Goes Burlesque

Stripping Vs. Burlesque
Dita Von Teese on the difference between the two. Read More »
"Burlesque" Movie
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What actual burlesque dancers think of the movie "Burlesque." Read More »
Why Men Love Strippers
Why men like looking at nearly-naked women. Read More »

Everyone should see “The Nutcracker” ballet at least once in their lifetime. And if you’re demented like me, you should see the ballet/burlesque fusion show “The Slutcracker” at least once, too!

Whereas traditional ballet celebrates poise and elegance,  ”The Slutcracker” turns the traditional Christmastime show on its head with satirical, saucy performances involving pole dancing and BDSM. It’s the brainchild of former ballet dancer Vanessa White and has run for four holiday seasons in Somerville, Massachusetts. In an interview with Tufts Daily student newspaper, Vanessa explained how she danced ballet for 11 years but gravitated towards burlesque after an injury. Vanessa also edited Boink, the erotica magazine for Boston University, and went on to found a burlesque troupe called Babes In Boinkland. In an entirely natural way, “The Slutcracker” became a melding of all these interests. Keep reading »

Morning Quickies: Rooney Mara Got Her Nipple Pierced For “Dragon Tattoo” Role

Naughty Piercings
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Twelve celebs with naughty piercings. Read More »
Rooney Mara As Lisbeth
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Rooney Mara won the coveted role as Lisbeth Salander in "Dragon Tattoo." Read More »
Beauty How-To
How to properly care for a nose piercing. Read More »
H&M "Dragon" Looks
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H&M's "Dragon Tattoo" collection is a dystopian nightmare. Read More »
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  • Rooney Mara got her right nipple and her eyebrow pierced to play Lisbeth Salander in “The Girl With The Dragon Tattoo.” She’s kept the nipple piercing in after filming because there is a possibility of two sequels and she doesn’t want to get it done again. “Because of all the tattoos and the makeup and the piercings, and the physical transformations my body has to go through, it would always feel sort of like I was in costume, even if I was naked,” Mara said. “It just felt like a good one to get — a necessary one to get.” [Allure]
  • Kanye West is trying to get into Kim Kardashian’s pants. I actually think this would be a good match! [New York Daily News
  • Lord help us, there’s a “Twilight” fragrance. [NYMag.com]
  • This chick unearthed her notebook from her college’s “Intro to Feminism” class in 1997. Hilarity ensued. [The Hairpin] Keep reading »

Evening Quickies: Miley Cyrus Tweets About Her Boobs

  • Say what you will about Miley Cyrus, but she’s pretty dedicated to promoting a realistic body image for young women and girls. Her latest battle? Denying she’s had a boob job. “Thank you for a compliment, but these babies are all mine!” Miley tweeted. “I wish [people would] realized you don’t have to be fake to be beautiful.” And in case someone still didn’t get it, Miley tweeted, “I’m 19! BOOBS GROW, PEOPLE!” [Us Weekly
  • Elizabeth Taylor’s jewelry sold at auction last night for a record-busting $115 million. [The Stir]
  • Holiday gifts to bring when you’re meeting his family. [TresSugar]
  • Kate Middleton’s Christmas at the palace is going to be horrible because she won’t be able to lie around in her pajamas all morning. I’m not being sarcastic here. That really does sound horrible. Poor dear. [Us Weekly]

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