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The “Human Barbie” Mom Needs More Attention Again

7-Year-Old Pole Dancer
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The "Human Barbie" taught her 7-year-old daughter to pole dance. Read More »
7-Yr-Old Gets Boob Job Voucher
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"Human Barbie" mom gives boob job voucher to her 7-year-old. Read More »
Frisky Parenting!
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All the posts The Frisky has ever done about parenting! Read More »

Last time we left heard from “the Human Barbie,” Sarah Burge of the UK had taught her seven-year-old daughter Poppy how to pole dance and had given her a boob job voucher for her birthday. Now she’s made her little girl’s dreams come true yet again by gifting her a $4,500 liposuction voucher. For Christmas. In her stocking.

Will someone just give these people a reality show already so they can have their 15 minutes of fame and then disappear? When a mom is a self-described plastic surgery addict and says things about her daughter like “she asks for surgery all the time,” it’s safe to assume this crap isn’t going to stop on its own. I would suggest someone report Sarah to the British version of Child Protective Services. But sadly, it probably doesn’t legally constitute “abuse” to drum it into your child from elementary school onward that they’re going to want and/or need liposuction and breast implants one day.  [Daily Mail UK]

Newt Gingrich Doesn’t Support Legal Abortion In The Case Of Rape Or Incest

Bachmann Drops Out
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Michele Bachmann has left the GOP presidential race. Read More »
Newt Won't Cheat Again
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Newt Gingrich has promised he won't break his marital vows yet again. Read More »
2012 Election
All of The Frisky's posts about the 2012 election. Read More »
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Just because Michele Bachmann dropped out of the 2012 presidential race doesn’t mean we’re in the clear — there are still plenty of candidates who would love nothing more than to restrict women’s reproductive rights. Newt Gingrich was asked by a voter yesterday whether he supports abortion if the woman was impregnated via rape or incest. And what do you think Mr. Compassionate had to say about that?

No, I wouldn’t make exceptions. What I would try to do is create a program that would enable women in those circumstances to have support and help them through whatever process they needed both in terms of counseling and in terms of if they wanted to give up the baby for adoption. Keep reading »

How Carrie Brownstein Chooses Which Hipsters To Mock On “Portlandia”

Portlandia Season 2!
Check out an episode from the new season! Watch »
Portlandia: DJ Night
A clip from the new season of "Portlandia." Watch »
All About "Portlandia"
Carrie Brownstein and Fred Armisen get their own show. Read More »
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“I guess that [the things "Portlandia" makes fun of] are ridiculous, but at the same time they’re things that I embrace — it’s a set of behaviors and an ideology that I enact, and that I think many of us sort of perform or follow. But then, at the same time, as you’re doing it, I think there is an awareness sometimes that probably somewhere, for someone else, there is a bigger battle than, you know, making sure that your fresh pasta is local, or whether or not the ingredients are organic. Keep reading »

How Could You Do A “Bridesmaids” Sequel Without Kristen Wiig?

Review: "Bridesmaids"
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This is one chick flick you shouldn't miss! Read More »
McCarthy On SNL
Internet commenters meet their subjects! Watch »
"Bridesmaids" Rules
Kristin Wiig & Co. have the #1 female comedy ever. Read More »
Why Funny Women Rule
Mind of Man
John DeVore on why funny women are a natural resource. Read More »
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If Kristen Wiig and Melissa McCarthy (and Chris O’Dowd and Jon Hamm, yum) were to star in “Bridesmaids 2,” I would buy tickets tomorrow even if the movie hadn’t started filming yet. But Kim Masters from The Hollywood Reporter writes that even though Universal is planning a sequel to 2011′s blockbuster comedy, Wiig has confirmed she is is not involved. ”We aren’t working on that,” she said, referring to co-writer Annie Mumolo. ”Annie and I aren’t planning a sequel. We are writing something else.” What the eff? Keep reading »

Amber Rose Calls Kim Kardashian The “Homewrecker” Of Kanye West Relationship

Kim's Dating Timeline
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From Ray J to Reggie Bush to hubby Kris Humprhies. Read More »
Kanye & Amber In Paris
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Some might call this look "gaudy." Read More »

Looks like that rumor is true: Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend Amber Rose is blabbing to Star magazine that the rapper cheated on her with Kim Kardashian (who was dating Reggie Bush at the time). Good show all around, everyone!

“Kim is one of the main reasons why me and Kanye are not together,” Amber told the tabloid. “She’s a homewrecker!” The model said that Kim called, texted and sent racy photos to Kanye and got busted by Amber herself, who fired off an email to which Kim never responded. “She was sending pictures, and I was like, ‘Kim, just stop. Don’t be that person,’” Amber said. “I thought at least she’d be woman enough to respond to me.  She never responded.” Keep reading »

Michele Bachmann Drops Out Of The GOP Race

Sexism Vs. Michele
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Michele will have to deal with sexist BS on the campaign trail. Read More »
Michele Serves The Men
Michele Bachmann poured water for all her male contenders. Read More »
Bachmann Stupidity
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Sorry, Michele, "the morning-after abortion pill" doesn't exist. Read More »
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Rep. Michele Bachmann dropped out of the GOP presidential race this morning, after placing nearly last place in yesterday’s Iowa caucus. Bachmann will return to focusing her energies in Congress, where she represents the state of Minnesota, telling reporters today, “I will continue to fight to defeat the president’s agenda of socialism.” Keep reading »

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